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Milf Cumpies

Studio: Voodoo House
Category:  Cream Pies , MILF , Reality Porn
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astroknight's ratings for Milf Cumpies:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Milf Cumpies overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Milf Cumpies Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Milf Cumpies Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Milf Cumpies Sex rating 4.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Milf Cumpies Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras Milf Cumpies DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Milf Cumpies A/V Quality rating 4 stars
Worth$20.00
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/30/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 153 min.

Production Date: 8 / 9, 14, 15, 16, 17 / 2007

Director: Jonalungus

Cast: Aline, Carolyn Reese, Claudia, Kayla Synz, Sheila Marie, and Danny Wylde

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I've never heard of Danny Wylde, but with this lineup of MILFs taking cream pies I can't help but have high hopes!

Initial Reaction: It's one of the most enjoyable cream pie movies I've seen in a long time, and definitely the funniest.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot older women, cream pies, and a fun spirit

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting degrading porn or a variety of male talent

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is nicely balanced, but there is a fair amount of camera noise as well as other background noises. Neither of these interferes with the movie that much, however, due to the reality feel of the movie. The video is very nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen. The lighting varies a little during the movie and there's a touch of grain, but the camera work is pretty smooth while almost always appearing to he handheld shots.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu blends a few clips from the movie with the cover still for an okay first impression. The chapter menu is nicely done and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the MILF in it. There's also a “Pick Your Pleasure” option to let you go directly to specific sex acts such as tease, cowgirl, or cumshots.

The Feature

Danny Wylde, the king of the geek charm, and Jonas (Jonalungus), with his camera, are on a mission. It's a mission from God to hunt MILFs and they're determined to get one a day.

Scene 1 – Kayla Synz and Danny Wylde

Danny and Jonalungus head to the suburbs to hunt MILFs first where they run into dirty blonde Kayla going for a walk. They tell her they're looking for a house to shoot a dinosaur movie at as Danny spazzes out before Kayla. She decides she needs to play nurse to Danny since he's appearing a little delirious and might need some cold water, but lets him know that her husband's going to be home in an hour and might not appreciate them poking around. Kayla lets him know that she'd like him to stick around a bit, and pushes him back on the bed to kiss him. She moves down and starts sucking his cock while giving him some great eyes and little smiles, and as Danny comments on how it's his first blowjob she gets even more turned on. Kayla strips down and tells Danny that he's going to get fucked, and as she rides him he lets her know that it's been an act and that they had their sights set on her. They keep fucking missionary and doggie style before Kayla sucks him clean and has Danny fuck her ass reverse cowgirl style. She also has him spoon her ass before having him cum in it to hide all the evidence from her husband.

This is a very hot and very fun scene. Danny plays the geek all too well, but also manages to give Kayla a good hard cock throughout the scene. Kayla does every bit as good of a job, and stays nicely in character the entire time while looking fantastic. She takes it in each of her holes very well and delivers some great lines throughout the scene to help it out even more. This scene is a great blend of heat and fun.



Scene 2 – Carolyn Reese and Danny Wylde

At a little strip mall type place, Danny and Jonas meet dirty blonde Carolyn. Jonas tells her how he's doing a movie about turning geeky Danny into a ladies man, and she's eager to try helping out. Danny freaks out a bit walking over to her and sitting in a chair next to her, and they talk about dating situations. Carolyn goes back to Danny's place to give him some more dating tips, including how to touch the girls softly rather than shaking. They move on to a kissing lesson with Carolyn rubbing Danny's cock through his jeans before she helps him strip down and drops to her knees to suck his cock. Carolyn gives him plenty of stroking and some very nice eyes as she sucks him, and even takes a little break to strip down to her panties as she works him over. She sits back on the counter for Danny to fuck her, and after he fucks her a bit lets her know how she's been set up for him to fuck her. Carolyn doesn't care as long as he keeps fucking her, and even lets him take her from behind before they move to the floor for some missionary work and spooning. Finally, Danny nuts in her pussy and lets it run back out as he finishes fucking her.

This is another hot and very fun scene. Carolyn looks great and the 'geek charm' setup adds some nice humor to the scene. There's very nice chemistry between the two of them and the scene moves along at a very nice pace. This is another very enjoyable scene that worked very well for me.



Scene 3 - Aline and Danny Wylde

Danny and Jonas spot brunette Aline checking things out on her phone while sitting around on a park bench. Danny pretends to be a computer geek with a net worth of 33 billion dollars working for the Peruvian space program, as well as a virgin, and shows a little interest in sending her kid to boarding school. Aline is more than interested in taking Danny's virginity, and is even fine with him wanting Jonas to document it for him. She rubs his cock through his pants before happily breaking it out and giving it a lick and a long suck. Aline keeps sucking him as they strip down to just shoes and his geeky hat, and then hops up to ride him cowgirl style. Aline encourages Danny to suck her tits as she rides him, and lets him slap her ass as she rides him and he bones her doggie style. She gives up the ass reverse cowgirl style before letting Danny spoon it and fuck it missionary style, and even sucks Danny's cock clean for him. Finally Danny busts a nut in her butt and she wipes it off her ass for a taste before he lets her know how she's been set up.

This is another very hot and fun scene. Danny plays the geek all too well and Aline does just as well as the older woman looking to prey on fresh young meat. The chemistry is great through the scene and the editing and camera work is just as nice. This is yet another great cream pie scene.



Scene 4 – Sheila Marie and Danny Wylde

As Danny and Jonas chat about the wild week they've been having, brunette Sheila starts talking with them so they invite her to join them at their table. She talks about being a MILF and when she lets Danny know that he doesn't have a chance at handling her he challenges her to come home with him and prove it. Sheila goes for it right away, and after they chat a bit at his places drops her top for Danny. She holds him back when he tries going right for her tits, and they both strip down before she sucks his cock with plenty of spit. Danny has Sheila lay back so he can tongue her pussy before he fucks it missionary style. She has him stop so she can squirt, with the guys doubting the yellow tinged liquid is squirting, before he goes back to fucking her missionary style. They also get in some doggie, reverse cowgirl, and spooning before going back for more missionary work. Finally Danny surprises her with a pop in her pussy that she pushes out with a very yellow squirt.

This is a pretty average scene, and easily the weakest scene in the movie. I don't know what it is about Sheila, but she just didn't do it for me. Maybe it was her overly implanted tits and excessive plastic surgery, her odd accent, or her yellowish squirt, but I just didn't care for her. Her reactions also seemed pretty fake and made it very easy for me to look away from the scene at any time. This is an okay scene that just can't compare with the rest of the movie.



Scene 5 - Claudia and Danny Wylde

As they hang out at the park, Danny spots brunette MILF Claudia having a leisurely swing. As Danny works his magic, which keeps her chuckling, she invites him over and continues to laugh at him. They head back to Danny's place where he quickly drops the BS and reaches over to play with Claudia's pussy as well as giving it a little tonguing. Claudia sucks his cock in return before letting Danny fuck her missionary style and spoon her. They also get in some doggie and reverse cowgirl before returning to missionary, where Danny pops a load in her pussy that flows right back out.

This scene takes things back up to hotness. Claudia looks like she's having a lot of fun with the setup, and Danny, as always, looks like he's having fun with the entire scene. There's nice chemistry between them with a good cream pie at the end, and once again Jonalungus captures it all very nicely. This is a very good scene to finish the movie with.



Milf Cumpies is an extremely enjoyable MILF cream pie release. I'll admit to being a bit worried right away when I saw that there was only one guy in the entire movie and he had a definite geekiness about him, but it didn't take long for Danny to not just win me over but to also make me think of him as one of the best new studs of the year. He does a great job playing the geek who gets the babes for laughs, and that started each and every scene out on a high point. Sheila Marie was the only woman in the cast who couldn't keep that high level going, but among the rest of the cast I think Aline and Kayla Synz were my favorites. Aline's cluelessness throughout the start of the scene gave it plenty of laughs, and she gave a fuck that was every bit as enjoyable to watch. Kayla is easily one of the most beautiful MILFs here, and her starting the movie with some good humor and a nice anal cream pie quickly pulled me all of the way into the movie. Milf Cumpies is one of the all around most enjoyable cream pie movies I've watched in a very long time.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Trust Justice, My Wife's First Monster Cock 11, and Manaconda 2. The photo gallery lasts six and a quarter minutes with about five seconds per overly soft looking photo or snapshot. There's also a bonus scene, website and company information, and nearly six minutes of Shower Spy Camera footage.

Bonus Scene – Alana Evans and Derek Skeeter

The bonus scene comes from Son of Blackzilla. After Jonalungus chats with Derek sitting around on the couch they head out and set their sights on dirty blonde Alana. They chat her up a bit before letting her know how he's the “Son of Blackzilla”, and she eagerly agrees to be the finale for their movie. They chat a little more back at their place as they settle into the couch before Derek shocks her breaking out his big black cock. Alana admires it with her hands a little before leaning in for a closer look and a lick, and then moves on to give it the full suck and stroke complete with some throat attempts. She moves on to ride it cowgirl style before laying back to take it missionary style, and then sucks him clean before getting on all fours and letting Derek take her from behind. Alana also gets in both cowgirls and a bit of spooning before they go back for more doggie fucking. Finally, Derek starts popping on Alana's forehead and then moves down across her nose and into her mouth as he continues to pop while Alana gives him plenty of very satisfied smiles.

This is a very enjoyable scene. The reality porn aspect is handled nicely, and although the black guy – white woman thing grew old quite a while for me, the fun spirit of this scene breathes a little life back into it. Alana looks great and does a great job taking on Derek and his big black cock, and there's very nice chemistry, energy, and vocals throughout the scene. This is a hot scene that's well done.



The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, anal, cream pies (anal and vaginal), ass to mouth, and “squirting”

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Voodoo House's DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $30 with many stores offering them for around $20. This one's well worth the money. The setups are a lot of fun and the sex is very hot and just as enjoyable. The technical aspects are nicely done and there's a bit of effort put into the extras to help out the overall DVD. This is a very enjoyable release.

Note to Voodoo House: If all of your releases are this much fun, you've definitely earned a fan here!

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