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MIB: Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody

MIB: Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody

Studio: Wicked
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astroknight's ratings for MIB: Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
MIB: Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks MIB: Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks MIB: Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex MIB: Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting MIB: Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras MIB: Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality MIB: Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/31/2013

Running Time: 131 min.

Production Date: None credited

Director: Brad Armstrong

Cast: Alektra Blue, India Summer, Isis Taylor, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Mia Lelani, Misty Stone, Nicole Aniston, Brad Armstrong, Ethan Hunt, Randy Spears, Tommy Pistol, and Xander Corvus in sexual roles with Brandy Aniston, Dick Chibbles, James Bartholet, Prince Yahshua, Wolf Hudson, and many more in non-sex roles

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice anything to interfere with it. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. The picture is clear, the lighting is nicely handled, and the camera work and special effects are solid.

The Movie: Over the last fifteen years or so, the Men In Black series has been a fun ride led by Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith. Here Brad Armstrong and Wicked take on the series with Randy Spears taking over for Tommy Lee Jones and Ethan Hunt taking on Will Smith as they go after the evil alien Vaginians led by the always lovely jessica drake.

Scene 1 – India Summer and Ethan Hunt

When Ethan heads down to the morgue, hot brunette India wants to get busy right away but Ethan makes sure they get a little business done first. As soon as they clear up the business India drops down to swallow his black cock repeatedly while giving him plenty of great eyes. Ethan moves on to take India from behind over a table, and they make sure to mix in a little oral action for each other as they continue into missionary. India also rides Ethan reverse cowgirl style before sucking and stroking him to a decent pop over her hand instead of into her eager mouth that hovers over his cock.

Scene 2 – Mia Lelani, Nicole Aniston, and Brad Armstrong

Grotesque Brad works the camera and gives some directions as big tittied alien bugs Nicole (with purple hair) and Mia (with pink hair) get busy on a couch. They suck each others titties a bit before Mia lays back to let Nicole eat and finger her bald pussy. Nicole also works on it with a ribbed glass dildo before she gets on all fours to let Mia work on her from behind with her tongue, fingers, and the toy. They're interrupted to answer a few questions from Randy and Ethan, and as soon as they leave Brad moves in to have the girls team up on his cock orally both standing in front of them and sitting back on the couch. Nicole takes over with the camera while Mia continues to suck him, and then comes back in so she can share in Brad's pop between their tits.

Scene 3 – Alektra Blue and Xander Corvus

Xander seems to be of split minds with how Mistress Alektra treats him while in the stockade, and talks her out of a pegging agreeing to instead worship her boots and give her a good assfucking. Xander drops down to lick lick Alektra's thigh high black boots before she puts a leg up to let him eat her pussy. She lets Xander stand up so she can suck his cock with a bit of titty fucking mixed in before Xander takes her from behind. Xander moves from her pussy to her ass as he takes her from behind, and then continues to spear Alektra's shitpussy missionary style as she lays back on a bench. Finally Xander pulls out and sprays a nice load around Alektra's pussy before she takes a few tastes with her fingers.

Scene 4 – Kaylani Lei and Randy Spears

When Kaylani visits Randy in his dreams, he can resist a little sucky sucky on all three of her titties. Kaylani drops down to suck and stroke Randy and lets him have a little titty fucking as well before riding him reverse cowgirl style. They also spoon before he busts a nut over tits.

Scene 5 – Misty Stone

As soon as Misty's left alone in the weapons room she can't resist running one of the devices around her hot body. She strips out of her suit to touch herself and work the tool around her pussy before moving on to fuck her shaved slit with it. Finally Misty gives up after a few interruptions.

Scene 6 – Isis Taylor and Tommy Pistol

After getting the item she needs from Tommy, Isis drops down to help him out of his pants and into her mouth. She gives him plenty of great eye contact and a bit of stroking as she works him over orally, as well as some nice throat action. Tommy helps strip her down to suck her titties and bangs her from behind before taking her from the front as Isis sits back on his display cases. They even get in a reverse cowgirl ride before Tommy lets Isis have a nice facial finish.

Scene 7 – Alektra Blue, India Summer, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Misty Stone, Eric Masterson, Jack Vegas, Marco Rivera, Randy Spears, and Tommy Gunn

Finally the Men in Black get busy with alien queen jessica and the other females on her ship. They quickly pair and group up for a bit of kissing and oral action before moving on to fucking. The couples swap things up a little bit as they fuck with each of the guys getting to try two of the women, and they also keep things pretty couples friendly with very little threesome action. Eric lets jessica have the first facial, with Alektra also taking a nice facial finish from Randy and Jack popping on India's nice round ass. Misty takes Tommy's testicular treats over her bald beaver and Kaylani lets Marco spew his seed over her pretty face and goggles.

MIB: Men in Black Hardcore Parody is a very fun porn parody. I'll admit that part of me was a little worried about this one as it's a release that seems like it would need a pretty substantial budget by porn standards to do right, and Brad Armstrong and Wicked Pictures definitely did it right here. There's some very nice effort put into the sets, makeup, and special effects, as well as some very nice performances with a script that pays homage to the original very well. Ethan Hunt and Misty Stone also do a nice job as Agent J, but it was Randy Spears as Agent K that really made much of the movie for me. There's also some fantastic supporting performances to make MIB work as well as it did with James Bartholet doing a great job as Zed as well as Tommy Pistol hitting it out of the park as Jeebs, Brad Armstrong turning in a wonderfully repulsive performance as the Bug, and Wolf Hudson in a very quick and very funny cameo. Sexually MIB also works extremely well with a nice mix of action that's very nicely captured. You get pretty much everything one could want here sexually, with Misty Stone turning out a nice little solo scene, Alektra Blue giving up the ass, multiple couples scenes, and even an orgy to finish things off. I'll admit that I would have liked the orgy to have lasted a little longer and to have more group action rather than just a couple couples swapping, but it was still a nice way to end the movie. MIB: Men in Black Hardcore Parody is a very enjoyable porn parody that's well worth the purchase if you're a fan of the original movies.

The Extras: A second DVD is devoted entirely to extras. Trailers are included for six other Wicked releases. The photo gallery lasts about four and a half minutes. There's also bonus scenes, behind the scenes featurettes, a digital copy of the movie, and commercials.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about fourteen and a half minutes. After a few shots around the spaceship scene as Brad works with the cast, Brad talks about why he chose to make this parody. After a few more shots around the set and discussing the cast, Brad talks about the challenges of creating the set for the MIB Headquarters. You also get to see a bit of the set being created as well as the makeup and special effects. Brad also talks casting, from giving plenty of credit to James Bartholet (as one can't really have a parody without James Bartholet) to Randy Spears coming out of retirement for it. This is a very nice behind the scenes featurette that adds nicely to the overall package.

A second behind the scenes featurette lasting about fifteen and a half minutes focuses on the sex scenes. As one would expect, this featurette is basically cameras capturing other people with cameras while they watch more people having sex. Thankfully there's a few nice introductions from Brad Armstrong that makes the featurette much more enjoyable and adds a lot of depth to it.

The blooper reel lasts about two and a quarter minutes. You get plenty of Randy Spears blowing his lines and getting frustrated as well as plenty of other crack ups around the making of the movie. This is a fun little featurette that's worth checking out.

The special effect section is broken into two parts. The first featurette lasts about eight and a quarter minutes and focuses on the makeup. This featurette is mostly set to music, but also has a few comments from Brad (some of which were also in the main behind the scenes featurette). The second section lasts about three and a half minutes and focuses on some of the other effects. Brad explains through voiceovers how they did some of the effects. This is a very nice pair of featurettes that nicely shows off the special effects portion of the movie.

The Girls of the Galaxy featurette lasts a little over four minutes. This featurette pretty much just shows the ladies as they pose for their stills in full makeup. There's some nice eye candy here to add to the overall package, but that's about it.

The “Table Read” featurette lasts about ten minutes and starts with Brad talking about why he likes to do table reads for his really big movies. The featurette jumps back and forth between the cast reading at the table and the action sequences in the movie. This is a good addition to the overall release that shows some nice chemistry among the cast.

Bonus Scene 1 – Alektra Blue, jessica drake, Kortney Kane, Derrick Pierce, Eric Masterson, and Rocco Reed

The first bonus scene comes from The Craving 2. Voyeuristic Humpty had a few too many pints as he sat on the wall watching the king's whores and the kings men who he pays to put on a show for him. Jessica tarts out in the middle letting Alektra eat her box as she sucks Derrick's dick while Kortney sucks her way between Rocco and Eric. Eric moves on to take Kortney from behind as jessica sucks Rocco and Derrick fucks Alektra from behind with her giving jessica a little oral help on Rocco. The three couples continue to mix things up with couples and threesomes so everybody gets a little of everybody else before jessica takes a pop on her ass from Derrick and Kortney takes Rocco's cock cream on her ass and thigh with Alektra right there to eagerly lick it up and swap it down to her. Finally jessica takes one last load from Eric over her tongue before they each cuddle in their couples.

Bonus Scene 2 – Kaylani Lei and Marco Rivera

The second bonus scene comes from Asian Anal Assassins. Kaylani and Marco start out kissing in the shower against the glass as he gropes his way around her. Marco drops down to eat Kaylani's shaved pussy before standing up and letting Kaylani drop down to work him over orally. They fuck cowgirl on the shower bench before Kaylani lets him spear her shitpussy from behind. Marco and Kaylani also get in a reverse cowgirl rectal reaming before she drops down to take a very nice facial finish.

Bonus Scene 3 – Misty Stone and Michael Vegas

The final bonus scene comes from Countdown. Hot black babe Misty gets busy with secret service agent Michael on the oval office desk. He tweaks her nipples and lays her back on the desk to eat and finger her bald beaver as well as rolling her over to eat her from behind. Misty has Michael get up so she can eagerly gobble his knob in return before riding him reverse cowgirl style in a plush chair. The go back to the desk for some missionary work before Michael pulls out to pop on Misty's stomach.

Condom Usage: 100%

Final Thoughts: It's a lot of fun to the point that I'm still smiling roughly an hour after finishing not just the movie, but the extras as well! Buy it!

Note to Wicked Pictures: Thank you for giving this one the care it deserved.

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