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Men In Mallorca

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HornyDiablo's ratings for Men In Mallorca:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Men In Mallorca overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Men In Mallorca Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks Men In Mallorca Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Men In Mallorca Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Men In Mallorca Plot/Acting rating 1 star
Extras Men In Mallorca DVD Extras rating 5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Men In Mallorca A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by HornyDiablo  on  7/14/2006
The title says it all for this one. Director Doug Jeffries got a bunch of men (some flown in from the US and some native Spaniards) and took them to the seaside Spanish playground of Mallorca. There's zero plot and a Flamenco guitar soundtrack that sounds like it was ripped off from The Food Network. But, don't let that discourage you, it's got a hot line-up of men! The highlights are …

Carlos David - This native of Spain is one of my favorites among the current crop of hispanic stars. He's usually one of the few drops of latin flavor in productions for the big, mostly white, studios (ie. Titan Men, Hot House, Studio 2000.) My all-time favorite Carlos scene is his flip-flop fuck in RX. It's worth checking out. He's a versatile standout in Mallorca too.

Rafael Carreras - Here's another native Spaniard who has become quite a star. He's got a big sword and always has a borderline psychotic look on his face while he's fucking. He's versatile top, but doesn't flip in this movie. (Check out some of his best work in Driven and Gored.)

Lucas Foz - This tall drink-of-water is really sexy. First of all, he's megahung. In fact, he's so big that Carlos David crosses himself like a good Catholic boy before sitting on top of his monster cock (one of the many great moments to checkout in the DVD bonus section reviewed below.) Also, he's really funny. It's his sense of humor (almost unexpectedly dorky) that makes you want to spend a weekend in bed with him.

Simon Angel (aka Dario Lopez) - If you are into devilishly sexy light-skinned latin boys who look like high school freshmen and have king-sized dicks, Dario is the one for you! He's versatile, but in Mallorca he's a total bottom, His scene is great, but I would have love to have seen him pound Rafael Carreras' ass with his big white boycock. Dario is well worth checking out in his debut scene from Michael Lucas' Auditions #4 and Knob Squad.

John Andres - This is a hot muscular blatino pussy bottom boy with the type of nipples that would fit nicely on the end of some really fat pencils. His acting is so-so, but he really knows how to work his bubble-butt.

There are two other guys who are pretty buff and have some natural body hair. They have a decent scene and round out the video's mix of physical types.

My one critcism of Men In Mallorca is its lack of script. Not only would having some sort of idea of why these guys are fucking on the beach make their encounters hotter, a script would have provided some great DIALOGUE!!! These guys have some of the sexy accents in porn, yet they never utter a syllable throughout the entire movie.

Thank god for the behind-the-scenes DVD bonus footage. It's quite long (about 45 mins?) and follows each model on his photo shoot and subsequent fuck scene. (Click here for behind-the-scenes photos on hornydiablo.com) For me, this turned a video that I would have otherwise given 3 out of 5 stars into a full 4-star treat! It's great to see a bunch of fun (and funny) hot guys having a great time in paradise. My old warning against watching behind-the-scenes still holds true. If you don't want your "masculine straight guy" fantasies shattered, don't watch this. Some of these boys are "queerer than a three-dollar bill." But, hey, what's wrong with a little faggotry? If you can't act gay on the set of an gay porn shoot on the beaches of Mallorca … where can you!?!

The surfside photo shoots are fun. The creepy middle-aged crew are good for a few laughs. But, the focus is mostly on the boys. Watch as they smile, and flirt, and struggle with the English language. My favorite, Lucas Foz, does a great monkey imitation. There's even a post-shoot wrap party where some of the actors give us some authentic Spanish dancing. Olé!


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