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Me Luv U Long Time 5

Studio: Red Light District
Category:  Asian , Straight
Directed by:
Starring: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
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Moonchimes's ratings for Me Luv U Long Time 5:
Overall Rating 2 stars
Me Luv U Long Time 5 overall rating 2 stars
Female Looks Me Luv U Long Time 5 Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Me Luv U Long Time 5 Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Me Luv U Long Time 5 Sex rating 2 stars
 
Plot/Acting Me Luv U Long Time 5 Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Me Luv U Long Time 5 DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Me Luv U Long Time 5 A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
Worth$8.00
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Reviewed by Moonchimes  on  3/30/2004
ME LUV U LONG TIME #5

SCENE 1: Nautica Thorn + 2 white guys

Technicals
Intrigue/Quality of Location/Set: 2
Lighting: 9
Camera work: 4
Female Performer
Facial Looks: 9
Body Looks: 7
Body Description: Short, kinda stocky, bad acne on butt, butt = big, tits = medium
Flab Factor: Low
Sexiness: 5
Acting: 4
Male Performer
Quality of dick(s): Big one = 9, Smaller one = 4
Body(s): Both Acceptable
Aggressiveness (Quality) of fucking: 5
Positions Encountered: Reverse Cow Girl, Cowgirl, Doggie, 2 cum to face (no anal)
Quick Comments: Very bland. Typical sex scene. Nothing stands out. Camera zoomed in too close most of the time. The interview parts that precede each scene are a little gooberish.
Final Grade: Thumbs Down

SCENE 2: Lucy Thai + 1 white guy

Technicals
Intrigue/Quality of Location/Set: 2
Lighting: 9
Camera work: 3
Female Performer
Facial Looks: 8
Body Looks: 8
Body Description: Fairly tall, typical porn star body, butt = big, tits = medium
Flab Factor: Low
Sexiness: 7
Acting: 5
Male Performer
Quality of dick: 8
Body: Acceptable
Aggressiveness (Quality) of fucking: 7
Positions Encountered: Doggie, Spoon, Cowgirl, Carrying, Reverse Cowgirl, Mish, Semi Pile, Standing, cum to face (no anal)
Quick Comments: Nothing really stands out in this scene either. Don't like the camera man. He moves around too much and keeps the scenes zoomed in too close.
Final Grade: Thumbs Down

SCENE 3: Sable Simms + 2 white guys

Technicals
Intrigue/Quality of Location/Set: 2
Lighting: 9
Camera work: 4
Female Performer
Facial Looks: 2
Body Looks: 7
Body Description: Short, stocky, young baby body, butt = medium, tits = small
Flab Factor: Medium
Sexiness: 4
Acting: 1
Male Performer
Quality of dick: One 7, the other 5.
Body(s): One Acceptable, one Non-Acceptable
Aggressiveness (Quality) of fucking: Average of about 7
Positions Encountered: Cowgirl, Spoon, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, Pile, 2 cum to mouth (no anal)
Quick Comments: That interviewer has got to go. The one guy is too skinny to be in porn, and the woman is too unattractive.
Final Grade: Thumbs Down

SCENE 4: Kylie Rey + 1 black, 1 white guy

Technicals
Intrigue/Quality of Location/Set: 2
Lighting: 8
Camera work: 3
Female Performer
Facial Looks: 7
Body Looks: 7
Body Description: Short, kinda stocky, young baby body, butt = medium, tits = small
Flab Factor: Low
Sexiness: 4
Acting: 3
Male Performer
Quality of dick: Black one 7, White one 5
Body: One Acceptable, one Not Acceptable
Aggressiveness (Quality) of fucking: Average of about 3.
Positions Encountered: Spoon, Cowgirl, Carrying, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, 2 cum to face (no anal)
Quick Comments: Bony guy in this scene too. Yuk. Camera man too close too often, and moves too much.
Final Grade: Thumbs Down

SCENE 5: Brooke Milano + 1 white guy

Technicals
Intrigue/Quality of Location/Set: 2
Lighting: 9
Camera work: 5
Female Performer
Facial Looks: 8
Body Looks: 8
Body Description: Typical porn star body, butt = big, tits = small
Flab Factor: Low
Sexiness: 7
Acting: 7
Male Performer
Quality of dick: 8
Body: Acceptable
Aggressiveness (Quality) of fucking: 9
Positions Encountered: Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, Cowgirl, Mish, Leaning over couch, cum to mouth (no anal)
Quick Comments: Much of this scene is even too good for the camera man to mess up.
Final Grade: Thumbs Up

SCENE 6 - Lucy Lee + 1 white guy

Technicals
Intrigue/Quality of Location/Set: 2
Lighting: 9
Camera work: 4
Female Performer
Facial Looks: 7
Body Looks: 9
Body Description: Tall and thin, butt = small, tits = small
Flab Factor: None
Sexiness: 7
Acting: 4
Male Performer
Quality of dick: 8
Body: Acceptable
Aggressiveness (Quality) of fucking: 7
Positions Encountered: Spoon, Cowgirl, Bending over chair, Anal bending over chair, Reverse anal cowgirl, Anal Spoon (very brief), Doggie anal, cum on face
Quick Comments: This is the most exotic looking Asian of the bunch. But the camera man and or director fail their mission. They SOMEHOW fail to capture on film anything truly arousing.
Final Grade: Thumbs Down

OVERALL GRADE: Thumbs Down



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