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Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Mansize 5: Jailhouse Cock overall rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/17/2005
If prisons were really the way they are presented in gay porn we would be climbing their walls to get into them not doing our best to stay out. Just imagine being shut off from the world with a group of gorgeous hot horny men and being looked after by hunky jailers who were hung like horses. O prison would be paradise enow!

JAILHOUSE COCK presents us with such a world. It opens with a group of prisoners being escorted to their incarceration in a prison van. (You can chose to hear the dialogue from a number of languages, if not you will hear them speak in English with heavy Slavic accents.) “Vot arrr you looking at?” one of the guards snarls at one of the prisoners. “Sock my deek!” He does and ends up with cum on his orange prison garb for his pains. And this is even before the credits roll.

Once inside, the prisoners are photographed, fingerprinted, and ordered to strip. We get first a rear view of five beautiful butts. When they turn around a guard goes down the line measuring their cocks. (I don’t know why but it does give us glorious close-ups of four fabulous uncut cocks. The fifth guy is circumcised.) The prisoners are then led away except for two who remain behind with the two guards. Suddenly we find all four naked and making out. (There’s never any preparation for the scenes. We simply suddenly find them naked and in medias suck or medias fuck.)

On his way to his cell another prisoner is stopped on the metal stairs leading up to the cells. There—on the stairs—he is made to suck a guard’s cock. And what a cock it is! Long and very thick! The massive organ also drills his ass—although we never see it enter. During the fucking another guard stands, watches, and jacks off. (In nearly every scene there is someone watching and jacking off. Why? Is it to keep us company?)

From watching three guys mopping up the locker room we suddenly find a guard getting it on with two of these prisoners as—yep—a third watches and jacks off. This is a pretty hot scene, which results in a daisy-chain fuck. The stud watching has a fabulous physique and would never be left out of the action if I were around. He’s the first to cum anyway.

One of the prisoners is a cute kid in solitary. He’s visited by a guard who brings him liquor and cigarettes. “I know what you want”, the kid tells him. “Let’s get on with it.” The next thing we know both are naked and a humongous cock is in the kid’s mouth. It’s an incredible cock. A veritable monster. Long and ultra thick. Now I know why they are called HUNGarians. The guard on duty outside opens the peephole and peers inside. The next thing we know he’s naked and pounding his pud. Again why the voyeur? He’s hot and hung and has tits like a prepubescent girl, but still…Back inside the cell the fuck is underway. At one point the kid is back on his shoulders with his ass in the air and the huge battering ram is reaming out his anus with a pile-driving fuck. The guard outside cums, but the fuckers are still being observed over close-circuit TV by the head guard. It’s back to sucking as the kid once again tries vainly to get some of that huge cock into his mouth. (This cock is so large the balls look like marbles.) The cute kid is soon covered in spunk. His own and his visitor’s.

The head guard who has been watching this hot encounter orders the kid (Prisoner 69) to his office. He tells the kid that he can help him escape—for a price. If we didn’t know before, we and the kid know the price when he pulls out his dick. The kid knows what to do and unhesitatingly sucks it. We cut abruptly to both lying naked on the desk engaged in a 69. (Ah, a 69 with 69.) The kid is faced with another stiff one he can barely get his lips around. Fingers prepare the way for an anal assault. The kid remains rock hard as the dick plows into him.
After both have cum and the guard tells the prisoner to be ready to escape at midnight, there is a surprise in store and the promise that it will be continued in JAILHOUSE 2.

The production values on this one are super. It’s shown in widescreen like a first class film. The sets are fantastic in their realism. Oddly the guard’s uniforms have the insignia NYPD and the nametags read Mr. Grey or McAllister, but that’s a minor glitch in an otherwise very expensive production. The guys are the stuff wet dreams are made of and—as noted—they are hung like horses. It’s unfortunate we didn’t see them strip and have these fabulous bodies come into sight gradually instead of just—wham. And it’s also unfortunate that we didn’t see the initial entry of cocks into asses—the hottest part of the fuck. Nevertheless it’s guaranteed to produce the juice.

There are nice extras. Not only can you choose the language in which to watch but there’s a cast list with pix of these studs and a listing of their films and a photo book.

Now, does anyone know how many years my sentence would be in Hungary for armed robbery? Of course with my luck I’d end up in solitary confinement and no guard would visit.



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