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Madam's New Maid, The

Studio: VCA
Category:  Feature film , Straight
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astroknight's ratings for Madam's New Maid, The:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Madam's New Maid, The overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Madam's New Maid, The Female looks rating 2.5 stars
Male Looks Madam's New Maid, The Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Madam's New Maid, The Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Madam's New Maid, The Plot/Acting rating 1.5 stars
Extras Madam's New Maid, The DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Madam's New Maid, The A/V Quality rating 3 stars
Worth$10.00
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  6/10/2001

Running Time: 108 min.

Production Date: 8 / 2000

Director: Michael Carpenter (thanks to the biography section since there aren’t any credits)

Cast: Miko Lee, T. J. Hart, Bionca, Tina Cheri, Daisy Chain, Bailey, Briana Banks, Dave Hardman, Chris Cannon, Michael J. Cox, Pat Myne, Joel Lawrence, and Rick Masters

Initial Expectations: I never get much hope when a director doesn’t get any real credit for a feature. I’ve liked the little I’ve seen of Miko Lee but I’m not getting my hopes too high after reading reviewer’s review .

Initial Reaction: Miko and Bionca do a great job, but other than that it’s very average.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of Miko Lee and Bionca

Who Should Avoid It: Fans of hardcore sex and

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. The video is pretty average but suffers some from low lighting.

Music: The music is fairly typical porn music and balanced pretty well.

Menus: It’s VCA’s standard menu style. It’s an okay style but I really wish they’d change it around now and then as it’s gotten really old. On the plus side, the chapters are listed by the leading lady in it.

The Feature: When Miko Lee’s boyfriend, Chris Cannon, doesn’t seem interested in her sexually and wants her to get a job, she decides to go for something different. She takes a job as a maid in Madam Stephanie’s (Tina Cheri) bordello at her friend Bionca’s urging. What Miko doesn’t realize is that Tina is looking for someone to be much more than just a maid.

When Chris Cannon gets home form work, Miko invites him upstairs to watch her shower and suck his cock. It’s a great way to show off Miko’s body, but Miko doesn’t play with herself at all. When she thinks she’s teased him enough, she gets out to suck him off but Chris isn’t interested and walks off.

T. J. Hart takes Joel Lawrence upstairs for the first full sex scene after parading around a pool with only an umbrella as he watches. When they get up to the room Joel gives her a good spanking and good toe-sucking before eating and fingering her pussy. Sadly, a lot of this happens in extremely slow motion which had me forwarding through a lot of it. T. J. sucks on Joel’s massive pole before taking it in her pussy, thankfully at normal speed. Finally, she takes Joel’s load on her tits. It’s an okay scene, but it seems really mechanical and doesn’t have a lot of heat to it.

Bailey and Briana Banks put on a show for Dave Hardman in what looks like a huge dressing room. Baily has a great natural body, and even though Briana has a gorgeous face, I’m a little turned off by her large implants. After a little light kissing, Briana puts a pair of stockings on Bailey, once again in the annoying slow motion, and then eats her pussy. Of course, Dave doesn’t hold out too long before he has to join in. After fucking both girls in the pussy, Dave gives a decent pop over both girls face to finish things out. The interaction and chemistry between the three of them is pretty good and almost raises this scene above average.

After pretending to be one of “the girls”, Miko pairs up with Michael J. Cox. Miko shows why she’s the headliner of the movie from the moment Michael starts to eat her pussy. She moans loudly as she’s eaten and then aggressively sucks his cock. She stays nicely vocal as Michael fucks both her pussy and her ass. She has him cum on her tits and in her mouth to finish the scene off. It’s a pretty good scene, with some good chemistry and shows off Miko very well.

Bionca has Daisy talk about Daisy’s first lesbian experience as Bionca caresses her in a hammock. Although I don’t find Daisy attractive, especially since she seems to have more tattoos than fingers, she normally does a great job. I’ve enjoyed Bionca for a long time and she looks very good here, despite her age. It’s a nicely drawn out scene with the action moving from the hammock to an outdoor shower. Daisy gives Bionca some great toe-ing and works her over well in both the hammock and shower before Bionca fucks Daisy’s pussy with a vibe. Although it has some decent action, the scene ends very abruptly and feels cut off. It really detracts from the scene and brings the entire scene down.

Tina Cheri and Miko Lee get busy on a couch while Chris Cannon watches. Tina warms Miko up with her fingers before going into the next room with Chris for a nice lead-in to the scene. When they get ready to go to work, Tina puts a paid of black nylons on Miko, once again in slow motion. Once again, Miko looks great, but Tina looks like she’d be great for turning on Paleontologists. It’s a decent scene with some nice interaction between everybody. Sadly, Tina leads the scene a lot more than Miko, but it’s still okay. Chris finishes it off with a below average pop on both their tits.

Miko changes out of her maid’s uniform and into a bikini to wash Rick Masters and Pat Myne’s car. She suggests they go out back and do a little buffing, which of course, takes place in the buff. Once again, Miko does a great job. She’s aggressive enough to take on both guys and make it look easy. She finishes them off by taking both their loads across her face and chest, although she does shy away from the pop and keeps her eyes closed fairly tight. It’s a pretty average group scene that doesn’t stand out too much in any way.

The Madam’s New Maid has quite a few problems. The most annoying problem is the internal monologues. There’s more internal monologues here than dialogue scenes in the plot portions. There’s also some annoying slow motion during the sex scenes . It isn’t the slightly slower, romantic type slow motion either. I think it was slowed to about a third or a quarter of regular speed, which I really hate. Thankfully, it isn’t in every scene.

Although it has some great talent, The Madam’s New Maid doesn’t do so well. I enjoy the maid fantasy, but it’s more about whores than it is a maid. A couple scenes have good chemistry, but there’s also some pretty mechanical sex. If you’re a fan of Miko Lee, or just wanting to see what she can do, it’s worth watching. Otherwise, you might be best moving on.

Extras: Bios are included for Miko Lee, T. J. Hart, Briana Banks, and Tina Cheri. As usual with VCA’s bios, there’s quite a few photos, a little personal information, a list of some of the star’s other VCA movies, and a link to the star’s scene. The photo gallery lasts just under two and a half minutes with a bout seven seconds per full screen photo. The photos range in quality from being pretty good to okay. Trailers are included for Timeless , White Lightning , and The Sopornos . Finally, there’s a virtual tour, internet information, and contact information.

Themes: Straight, spanking, toe-ing, group, lesbian, rimming (male > female), anal, and toys

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Overall: Currently, The Madam’s New Maid can be found online for between $17 (on sale) and $25 with most stores offering it for about $22. If you’re interested in this one, rent it first. Almost everything about it is average, which is a little below average for VCA. The transfer and extras are all average with nothing really standing out.

Note to VCA: You made a good choice in Miko Lee, but the rest of the movie was very weak. Also, please change your menus once in a while. The current menu seems like it should have Roman numerals on it, since I think they were the in thing when the menu was designed.

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