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Running Time: 108 min.
Production Date: 8 / 2000
Director: Michael Carpenter (thanks to the biography section since there arenít any credits)
Cast: Miko Lee, T. J. Hart, Bionca, Tina Cheri, Daisy Chain, Bailey, Briana Banks, Dave Hardman, Chris Cannon, Michael J. Cox, Pat Myne, Joel Lawrence, and Rick Masters
Initial Expectations: I never get much hope when a director doesnít get any real credit for a feature. Iíve liked the little Iíve seen of Miko Lee but Iím not getting my hopes too high after reading reviewerís review .
Initial Reaction: Miko and Bionca do a great job, but other than that itís very average.
Who Should Watch It : Fans of Miko Lee and Bionca
Who Should Avoid It: Fans of hardcore sex and
Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. The video is pretty average but suffers some from low lighting.
Music: The music is fairly typical porn music and balanced pretty well.
Menus: Itís VCAís standard menu style. Itís an okay style but I really wish theyíd change it around now and then as itís gotten really old. On the plus side, the chapters are listed by the leading lady in it.
The Feature: When Miko Leeís boyfriend, Chris Cannon, doesnít seem interested in her sexually and wants her to get a job, she decides to go for something different. She takes a job as a maid in Madam Stephanieís (Tina Cheri) bordello at her friend Bioncaís urging. What Miko doesnít realize is that Tina is looking for someone to be much more than just a maid.
When Chris Cannon gets home form work, Miko invites him upstairs to watch her shower and suck his cock. Itís a great way to show off Mikoís body, but Miko doesnít play with herself at all. When she thinks sheís teased him enough, she gets out to suck him off but Chris isnít interested and walks off.
T. J. Hart takes Joel Lawrence upstairs for the first full sex scene after parading around a pool with only an umbrella as he watches. When they get up to the room Joel gives her a good spanking and good toe-sucking before eating and fingering her pussy. Sadly, a lot of this happens in extremely slow motion which had me forwarding through a lot of it. T. J. sucks on Joelís massive pole before taking it in her pussy, thankfully at normal speed. Finally, she takes Joelís load on her tits. Itís an okay scene, but it seems really mechanical and doesnít have a lot of heat to it.
Bailey and Briana Banks put on a show for Dave Hardman in what looks like a huge dressing room. Baily has a great natural body, and even though Briana has a gorgeous face, Iím a little turned off by her large implants. After a little light kissing, Briana puts a pair of stockings on Bailey, once again in the annoying slow motion, and then eats her pussy. Of course, Dave doesnít hold out too long before he has to join in. After fucking both girls in the pussy, Dave gives a decent pop over both girls face to finish things out. The interaction and chemistry between the three of them is pretty good and almost raises this scene above average.
After pretending to be one of ďthe girlsĒ, Miko pairs up with Michael J. Cox. Miko shows why sheís the headliner of the movie from the moment Michael starts to eat her pussy. She moans loudly as sheís eaten and then aggressively sucks his cock. She stays nicely vocal as Michael fucks both her pussy and her ass. She has him cum on her tits and in her mouth to finish the scene off. Itís a pretty good scene, with some good chemistry and shows off Miko very well.
Bionca has Daisy talk about Daisyís first lesbian experience as Bionca caresses her in a hammock. Although I donít find Daisy attractive, especially since she seems to have more tattoos than fingers, she normally does a great job. Iíve enjoyed Bionca for a long time and she looks very good here, despite her age. Itís a nicely drawn out scene with the action moving from the hammock to an outdoor shower. Daisy gives Bionca some great toe-ing and works her over well in both the hammock and shower before Bionca fucks Daisyís pussy with a vibe. Although it has some decent action, the scene ends very abruptly and feels cut off. It really detracts from the scene and brings the entire scene down.
Tina Cheri and Miko Lee get busy on a couch while Chris Cannon watches. Tina warms Miko up with her fingers before going into the next room with Chris for a nice lead-in to the scene. When they get ready to go to work, Tina puts a paid of black nylons on Miko, once again in slow motion. Once again, Miko looks great, but Tina looks like sheíd be great for turning on Paleontologists. Itís a decent scene with some nice interaction between everybody. Sadly, Tina leads the scene a lot more than Miko, but itís still okay. Chris finishes it off with a below average pop on both their tits.
Miko changes out of her maidís uniform and into a bikini to wash Rick Masters and Pat Myneís car. She suggests they go out back and do a little buffing, which of course, takes place in the buff. Once again, Miko does a great job. Sheís aggressive enough to take on both guys and make it look easy. She finishes them off by taking both their loads across her face and chest, although she does shy away from the pop and keeps her eyes closed fairly tight. Itís a pretty average group scene that doesnít stand out too much in any way.
The Madamís New Maid has quite a few problems. The most annoying problem is the internal monologues. Thereís more internal monologues here than dialogue scenes in the plot portions. Thereís also some annoying slow motion during the sex scenes . It isnít the slightly slower, romantic type slow motion either. I think it was slowed to about a third or a quarter of regular speed, which I really hate. Thankfully, it isnít in every scene.
Although it has some great talent, The Madamís New Maid doesnít do so well. I enjoy the maid fantasy, but itís more about whores than it is a maid. A couple scenes have good chemistry, but thereís also some pretty mechanical sex. If youíre a fan of Miko Lee, or just wanting to see what she can do, itís worth watching. Otherwise, you might be best moving on.
Extras: Bios are included for Miko Lee, T. J. Hart, Briana Banks, and Tina Cheri. As usual with VCAís bios, thereís quite a few photos, a little personal information, a list of some of the starís other VCA movies, and a link to the starís scene. The photo gallery lasts just under two and a half minutes with a bout seven seconds per full screen photo. The photos range in quality from being pretty good to okay. Trailers are included for Timeless , White Lightning , and The Sopornos . Finally, thereís a virtual tour, internet information, and contact information.
Themes: Straight, spanking, toe-ing, group, lesbian, rimming (male > female), anal, and toys
Raincoat Factor: Medium
Overall: Currently, The Madamís New Maid can be found online for between $17 (on sale) and $25 with most stores offering it for about $22. If youíre interested in this one, rent it first. Almost everything about it is average, which is a little below average for VCA. The transfer and extras are all average with nothing really standing out.
Note to VCA: You made a good choice in Miko Lee, but the rest of the movie was very weak. Also, please change your menus once in a while. The current menu seems like it should have Roman numerals on it, since I think they were the in thing when the menu was designed.
If you have any questions or comments, please e- mail me .