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Lumberjack Gang Bang

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Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Lumberjack Gang Bang overall rating 2.5 stars
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Sex Lumberjack Gang Bang Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
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Reviewed by folkyboy  on  4/19/2003
  • Title: Duke Miller's Lumberjack Gang Bang
  • Studio: Arena
  • Producer(s): Blue Blake Productions
  • Director(s): Blue Blake
  • Videographer: Andre Adair
  • Editor: Drew Warner
  • Music: Rock Hard
  • Cast: Duke Miller, Brad Rock, Matt Sizemore, Rhett O'Hara, Kelly Madison, Damian Steele, Staten McCormack, Troy Michaels, Robert Harvey, and Blue Blake (as "The Boss")
  • Date of Production: June 2002
  • Running Time: 70 minutes
  • Extras: Interactive Menus, Instant Scene Access, Bloopers and Outtakes, Hardcore Photo Gallery, DVD Rom Compatible

The Story

Set on a logging camp, all of our stars are bulky and chopping block and carrying water. They interrupt from their busy ax grinding work for a bit of mail call and everyone is treated to a letter (or two) from their sweeties back home. However, their perfume scented letters come tainted with another sense of news straight from their Boss's (Blue Blake) mouth. Seems the bridge that leads to town is down and won't be prepared for close to six months. So none of the pussy that had been arranged to arrive is going to be able to come across. They're stuck there! So, doing what they've always managed to do in times of crisis, Blue Blake says they'll draw straws and however ends up with the short end of the stick becomes "camp bitch". Obviously judging by the title of the film, Duke Miller "wins".

  1. Scene One (The Entire Cast minus Blue Blake) After receiving his fate, Duke Miller grins and bears his way through the next montage. I felt that this kind of clumsily went along with the cheap intro but it was still kind of nice. All the men gather around (again, clumsily) him and whip out their cocks. Duke undoes his shirt and gets down on his knees. Rhett O'Hara is first in line and soon everyone follows suit. This started to get kind of monotonous but Duke did a hot job working over each guy. I liked that he didn't suck everyone in the exact same way and I liked that they all kind of ganged up on his near the end, stuffing their pricks anyway they could in his mouth. My only real vice here would be the lack of cumshots (or any form of climax) and the fact that some of the men couldn't keep it hard once their turn came at bat. Yes, they looked remotely hard and they all looked like they seemed to be enjoying (some even kissing each other on the back in a friendly gesture of favor) but it all seemed so-so, to me. The outside setting didn't help much as it's hard to control light properly that way. Matt Sizemore ending up being the surprise hottie for me, here and Duke totally did good work in his "jobs". It's just not what I was expecting (though, honestly I don't know what that was).
  2. Scene Two (The Entire Cast minus Blue Blake) I really liked how they segued this in with the other so I couldn't really tell that they were two separate scenes. There are so many men in the cast anyway, so it's hard to exactly tell what's going on. (This, I like.) Duke lays down on his back on a big wooden table and raises his muscular legs up to reveal his ass. Already Troy Michales gets down there between his cheeks and starts going down. All the other guys gather round him in a circle and the two closest to his ass share duty of holding his legs in the air. Of course, he leaves on his Timberlands and his briefs. Basically, each guy rotates in a circle, swapping ass eating duties and they all take turns shoving their cocks down Duke's throat. This proved to be semi-hot, as well. It didn't really wow me but there were some guys who could rim worth a damn and that impressed me. It also made up for those that totally faked their way through their turn. It's also noticed in this scene how much I hated the camera direction. They zoom in a person's face and give me their reaction to what's happening to/around them and they never show what they are reacting to! It's like the camera man rested his arm on someone's head and then decided to splice it in with action shots. Totally aggravating! Again, no cumming.
  3. Scene Three (Duke Miller & Kelly Madison) I really liked the setting of this one. Duke Miller squats over a pile of chop wood and aims his glorious rump up for Kelly Madison who is already ready for it. Both men have on their lumberjack shoes and are completely naked otherwise. Here, is where I kind of get bored. Again, because of Duke Miller's massive size, it's hard for one to see any actual penetration going on. And when they undershoot the scene to reveal more actually happening, Kelly can barely slip in and out with ease. It's like he's moving his body but his cock isn't going anywhere. Some of the wordage here is pretty hot but the scene itself doesn't measure up. Also, Blue Blake gets a big fat boo from me when they only film Kelly's head when he cums. I didn't see ANYTHING! There was a bit of dampness on Duke's ass but I didn't see anything come out nor did I even see a wet cock. They were too busy zooming in on Kelly's face. Highly disappointing.
  4. Scene Four (The Entire Cast minus Blue Blake) This is a continuation of the scene prior, only now Duke is joined by several guys (the rest of the cast). They all line up behind Troy Michaels who deems it his turn to fuck the camp bitch. I liked this because Troy actually has the girth and length to actually see his prick slip in and out. Something kind of weird, though, would be the underside shot on him. Apparently, there is a mole of some sort on Troy's balls, very unsettling. After Troy, Ray Stone steps up to bat. He's along the same line as Kelly in the whole body moving, prick staying still. I can actually tell his cock is moving, though. Our cameraman is just asleep at the wheel so we don't see such. I think the biggest sin is not filming something right and I think Blue Blake needs to brush up on that. We're edited through the rest of the guys and then treated to a mini orgy. Duke gets down in the dirt and Damian Steele pounds him some more. I love how Damian's skin sticks to the back of Duke's ass. I think that's really hot. He looks a bit like a bulked up Kid Rock but it totally works. I had no idea Rhett O'Hara was a such a wigger though. He butch talks his way through this whole scene and I'd swear to god we had an African American guy on set. Here, at the end, is where I felt like the whole film should've been like. All the guys huddling over Duke and everyone getting their piece at him. It could've played out much more nicely if they'd have kept this up. Duke doesn't stay hard but all the cum shots that litter the end help me forget that.

What I Liked I liked a lot of the setting work and the beefed up guys. I felt like it was a nice touch to have Duke straddled over a pile of chopped wood. Yum!

What I Disliked Pretty much everything else. I think it would have been great if the camera man hadn't have screwed with everything else. I think this should go to the bargain bin so everyone can enjoy it for what it's worth.

DVD Quality Picture was great. Everything seemed to be in order on that end. There's nothing really "extra" on it. The box advertised a whole bunch of stuff (see above) but I surely didn't see it. There are hardcore previews for Hard As Rock, Crash of the Titans, Cowboy and Straight Bodybuilders Do but other than that, I didn't see anything. Oh, a photo gallery but bleh...I'm not that into those.

Overall Thoughts Rent it if there's nothing else on the rack.

~ folkyboy 4/19/03
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