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Lumberjack Gang Bang

Studio: Big Blue Productions
Category:  Gay
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Joe Shaver's ratings for Lumberjack Gang Bang:
Overall Rating 2 stars
Lumberjack Gang Bang overall rating 2 stars
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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  3/23/2003
“He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK,
He sleeps all night and he fucks all day.”

My apologies to Monty Python. Would that this clunker—obviously shot in one afternoon—was as amusing as Michael Palin’s lumberjack of song and story. There is some prime grade-A beef here but they aren’t very active. These weary jacks just lumber.

When boss Blue Blake brings the lumberjacks their mail, he informs them that the women who were supposed to arrive will not come for 6 months so they will draw straws for someone to become “camp bitch”. Big burly Duke Miller is the loser (or if you prefer, winner).

For twenty minutes the others pass before a kneeling Duke to get their cocks sucked. (no one cums.)

Duke then lies on a table as former blond twink Troy Michaels eats his ass to prepare him for the big events. Others relieve Troy in eating Duke’s ass. This goes on for another twenty minutes. (no one cums)

We cut to Duke leaning over a woodpile being fucked by the most gruesome of the gang. When this troll cums, Duke is laid on the grass for another to fuck him. Then everyone jacks off on Duke. (Hunky Brad Rock, who has been totally wasted in this boring saga, drops the biggest load.)

At this point, Blue Blake returns to tell them that the “chicks” have arrived after all and everyone rushes off for pussy.

Total time for preparing, stuffing and basting this unappetizing turkey: 70 minutes.



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