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Studio: Vivid
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Pornucopia's ratings for Loveless:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Loveless overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Loveless Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Loveless Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Loveless Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting Loveless Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras Loveless DVD Extras rating 2 stars
Audio/Video Quality Loveless A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by Pornucopia  on  4/30/2004
“Loveless” is an entertaining flick that is a perfect example of bait-and-switch advertising. The box cover features gorgeous Chloe Jones, and she’s got top billing in the credits. But this is really Lezley Zen’s vehicle. And while Lezley is no dog, she’s not in Chloe’s class looks-wise.

Chloe starts the action with a brief threeway with Evan Stone and another guy. The plotline is stupid and not really worth repeating (although Evan is pretty funny in his role). Suffice to say she’s enticed to audition for a porno movie, the action is lukewarm at best, and it ends (after a very long jerkoff session) with a double facial.

Lezley has a Jewish American Princess look to her, and she keeps a kind of bitchy but sexy persona going throughout. She asks Eric Masterson, her new neighbor, to be her partner in a “fuck buddy” arrangement, complete with no names exchanged and no “falling in love.” Eric resembles Chandler Bing in “Friends,” and Lezley looks a little like the “Oh….my…God!!!” Janice character from that same series. They have a semi-hot tryst that ends in a facial.

Turns out Lezley is really a porn star, and next thing we know, we’re on the set of a shoot, with Cherokee and Mario Rossi going at it on a bed while Lezley watches and fingers herself. They have a “going through the motions” sex romp before Mario (actually a stunt dick double) delivers a decent open-mouth facial to brown-haired Cherokee, who does some great cleanup.

Eric forgets the “rules” to his arrangement with Lezley and finds himself in love. He listens through the thin walls of his apartment as Lezley and Julian romp next door. There is some very hot action here, and Lezley coaxes a load of guy goo onto her smiling mug to end things.

When Lezley and Julian run off on a vacation, Eric finds himself lonely and horny. So he hires a hooker to get him through the night. And the hooker turns out to be…ta da… Chloe. (I warned you about the plot!) They make the most of it, however, and have a pretty steamy scene ending with another good facial and cleanup. The ending (about 10 minutes long) is as contrived as the rest of the plot, so do yourself a favor and turn it off right here.

So while Chloe Jones is supposedly the “headliner” of this flick, Lezley is the star. She plays her role perfectly and displays some good acting ability and sexual heat. The sex is above average for a Vivid flick. Condoms were used for all scenes. There was no anal sex.

The DVD includes the following extras: Scene Selection, Positions Room, Vivid Girls Extras (featuring Chloe Jones only), five Bonus Scenes (two with Chloe Jones, and one each with Aurora Snow, Shelbee Myne, and Faith Adams), a Chloe Jones Gallery, Stills, Behind the Scenes, Vivid Previews, More Adult Fun, the Web, and Setup.

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