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Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 15

Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Category:  Interracial

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Sbando Boy's ratings for Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 15:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 15 overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 15 Female looks rating 5 stars
Male Looks Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 15 Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 15 Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 15 Plot/Acting rating 1/2 star
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Reviewed by Sbando Boy  on  8/17/2002
THE STORY SO FAR (Love ain't here anymore)
Another fine character study from Jake and the Gang.
This time the Brothers bring their crazy monster antics to the streets of Prague. The city looks ravishing and majestic as usual, and you can't help but thinking: this is where R.M. Rilke had the first inspiration for The Sonnets to Orpheus. This is where Franz Kafka got the idea for the cockroach thing. And this is probably where some strangely-garbed black guys knocked a young Czech out with boxing gloves, only to reanimate her by slapping their big dicks against her face. It is probably in tourist guides too.
Jake is not there, of course. Still bravely on the lam, and feeling the heat closing in, he left Prides of the 'Hood Nacho Vidal and TT Boy to mind the Monster shop. Although, instead of perpetuating Steed's offensive and grotesque interracial saga, the two seem busy scraping the bottom of the barrell. So, more than a brand new LWCBBMD, chapter 15 looks like a "Rarities and B-sides". There's something new (Nacho as a Black Monster Dick), something old (Brit hottie Jessie J. abused at a funeral wake, a few out-takes from #14), something borrowed (the girls from Nacho's Sexx The Hardway 3 and TT's Boy 18 And Nasty 26) and even something red, since some of the clips are vampire-themed).
Is this the end of Little White Chicks? Once Jake has cleared things up with the coppers and he's back in charge, he'll let us know. Will anyone miss this fine series if volume 15 is actually its swan song? Mmmmmmmmm, that's a totally different story, mutha***s.


THE SEX (Fear of a Homie Planet)
So, does Black Monster Dicks have any redeeming values?
The series displays some serious sexual harassment at the expenses, usually, of overly-tattoed and pierced trailer park beauty queens. Everything happens like in a deforming mirror, with freakish close-ups and grimaces and snarls a-plenty. No sexy set ups, the hot white housekeeper's home alone and she's got a very bad itch to scratch. Forget about that. No. Like an army of Visigoths, the Monsters come, pillage and then depart, leaving the girls cum-covered wrecks. But it's not as awful (and arousing) as it sounds. LWC is also a parody, heavy on guffaws for guffaws' sake, and full of unrelenting silliness, crazy little songs and weird jingles. At the same time, it tries to make fun of ethnic stereotypes, covering the most trite clichés about black men: the big, black gorillas, the Afro wigs, the huge appetite for white chicks and, of course that retarded Homie talk that someone deemed offensive (the repeated use of the word "nigger"). Well, let me say that even the expression "making fun", here, would imply a degree of subtlety and sophistication WAY beyond Jake Steed's intentions or intellectual abilities. It DOES have a hint of Flavour Flav (with the clock round his neck), but everything here is as sub-cultural and low-grade as only porn can be.
So, please, Terminator X, spin some more 'bout lovely Czech chicks.


THE GIRLS
SYLVIA - Former Miss Afghanistan Sylvia Lancome has vampire problems, so she seeks the help of a real authority, "Monster Van Heilsen, M.D.". Not only she enters an old and dark building in "Old Downtown Transylvania", where the big black ghouls are already waiting for her, but the so-called expert is none other than Italian/Mexican/? funnyman Teo! The girl is doomed! C'mon, Sylvia, usually you're smart and witty as you're hot and charming... You really should know better than this. The good Doctor has the definitive anti-vamp weapon ready for the beautiful Slovakian, a really weird-looking cross... So, is Sylvia the Vampire Slayer safe now? Heck, no: not only the cross doesn't scare the black vamps away, but it's EDIBLE! The guys (including Teo/Van Heilsen) are soon all over Sylvia, and what follows is the usual monster affair, with in-your-face lighting, casual camera-work, and heavy abuse on the girl, that at least tries to keep smiling throughout the whole scene. Soon all her holes are filled (with lube everywhere) and her face covered with goo. Quick. Not sure about painless.
Sylvia can do much better than this and if you're not familiar with her movies, catch up now, 'cos you're missing out big time. Sadly, in this case, "comedy" prevails over heat and the girl's talent is almost completely wasted. At least, as said, she can pretend to have fun and fake a few smiles and, as nasty and always game as she is, she doesn't look like a poor little lamb like the rest of the girls (please, Sylvia... let me be your Reinfield).

JANAVI - Oh no, I can't take another heartbreak.
Anyway, we're back to the tennis court where Sandy Style and Zuzana had been sacrificed to the Monster Dicks in part 14. Apparently, it is located in the outskirts of Transylvania and a scary organ music plays (is this a really clever way to tie together two totally unrelated episodes?). The boyz are busy molesting the super-cute Petra, when Nacho appears, walking and talking like Jerry Lewis in "You're Never Too Young". The (handwritten) signs outside the court clearly state "WELCOME ALL MONSTERS. NO WHITES", but Nacho is dying to join the gang: "I'm no white, I'm brown, I promise. And I have a big dick!". All the Monsters (but one) forget about Petra (that runs away unscathed, followed by a single MD. To freedom or to an out-take that didn't make into this volume?) and concentrate on the rookie black man Nacho. Soon, they're all drooling and grunting and acting like caged animals.
And like a Little Red Riding Hood dressed in white lingerie only, here comes Janavi, strolling down the lane like a sexy supermodel on the catwalk. Sometimes passionate and nasty (Killer Pussy 9, 18 and Nasty 26), sometimes embarrassingly innocent and unassuming (Le Seigneur des Anus), this beautiful blonde, now, is just the next designated victim. Not believing their eyes, the slobbering beasts (brown and white) jump on her and soon her face is surrounded by incredibly large cocks. The trademark trippy camera-work and psychedelic close-ups follow, with Janavi trying (every now and then and without much luck) to keep the hectic pace, only to be suffocated and overpowered over and over again. Although made of a tougher substance and less vulnerable than their Magyar counterparts, and usually always ready for everything (and to do everything), these Czech beauties appear to be pretty fragile stuff here, and are always easily overwhelmed by the Monsters' fury.
No anal for Janavi. They fuck her while she makes some futile attempt at a proper blowjob, but despite all the frenzy and all the silliness, a few nasty smiles light up her face here and there. And she's so innocently into the sex (as always) that Nacho is able to make her squirt at one point!
So, it's all like a big party (although the guys seem to be laughing AT her, and not WITH her). 'Till the very sticky end.

EDITA - It's Rocky time! "Eye of the Tiger" resounds (played by a toy keyboard or something) and the boys are pretending to be training for the MBC Championship. The gym is just another seedy hotel room and their opponent is, obviously, a "bitch" (a childish sketch of the "bitch" is shown to the Champ, and he hits it, snarling and growling).
Cut to the street outside, where Cutie McPretty Edita walks unaware. Perky and petite, and wearing a colorful and summery short dress, she doesn't look all that surprised though when the boxers attack her. And by attacking I mean: THEY KNOCK HER DOWN RIGHT THERE ON THE STREET AND THEN THEY ABDUCT HER! People around them just stare, not too upset. Someone checks his watch: "Is this the porn movie of 8pm?" Anyway, only the Big Black Monster Dicks could pull a stunt like this and get away with it.
The sweet girl now lies unconcious on a bed, and guess what stimulants are the guys going to use to revive her? Slap, slap, slap! But as soon as she wakes up, she starts to bite dick-heads left and right. With a permanent naughty smile on her face and moving like a sexy little robot ("Whatever you say or do to her, it's ok" says TT Boy), Edita doesn't succumb as easily as the other Czechs. Well, she's almost the winner.
No anal for her (as usual, I think), but loads and loads of gluey goo all over her face.

VIKTORIA - Little lost lambs? Little Red Riding Hoods ending eaten up by the Big Black Wolves? You ain't seen nothing yet! How does JAILBAIT sound? Viktoria is barely an adolescent, awkward and graceful, and so pretty. Probably boys blush when she talks to them. Or cry in their sleeps, at night, thinking of her sensuous young body. Listen to TT Boy: "She is one month past 18 years old and is like untouched fruit. When you touch her she trembles, kiss her she drips...". No wonder he almost went lust-crazy over her in a couple of movies.
Like a porn Ogre, Teo (now donning again the clown nose of many Killer Pussy campaigns) is waiting for her, with a large grin on his face, in the darkness of another gloomy, old building (or the same, who cares?)... "Grandmonsters, what big dicks you have got!" "It is to eat thee up!"
Like a soft little thing between a rock and a hard place, or like a virgin lost in San Quentin or Sing-Sing, Viktoria gets blindfolded with her own innocent girl red sweater while the boys take turns at filling her mouth, then does an aerial 69 sucking both dicks again. Next, you guessed it, comes the anal, a very painfull one, with Viki laying on her side and with Teo trying some clown therapy on her to alleviate the pain. It all seems too much too take for the poor girl, right? Cut to a monstrous dp, where Viktoria can show some more of her stoicism.
Teo's spurts end a few millimeters away from her eyes and then she keeps sucking the boys for another while, always following Nacho's directions very diligently.

JESSIE - Too hot to mourn (she's a "Funeral wake bitch", after all), Jessie J., even with her "loss", could take on a whole Borg Cube of them niggers: up her butt, down her throat, at weddings and at Bar Mitzvahs too. I like her a lot, she's a lovely super-slut, but it's not for her charms that I payed my ticket this time.

Hidden in the Chapters Menu, there's an extra clip, a bonus dildo battle between beautiful Aussie Monica Mayhem and a black girl that I couldn't id if you killed me. There's also a trailer, showcasing all of JSP stuff and updated to the Prague Monster Blitzkrieg.


WE'VE LOVED. WE'VE LAUGHED AND CRIED...
I had my fill and my share of fun, with Little White Chicks, Big Black Monster Dicks 15 (and 14), mostly because I love the girls involved in this messy little farce SO MUCH.
Innocence and unspoiled passion can blossom in the weirdest places. And a tennis court full of adult Afro-Americans (and a Spaniard) jumping and making monkey sounds, must be the weirdest of them all.


For feedback (or if you're Janavi) mail to Sbando

Props to Speelie, Nachoribas historian supreme, and to Gabriel for that review
All images, Jake Steed's Productions, 2002


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