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The Little Details
Running Time: 82 min.
Production Date: 1 / 2 / 1997
Director: Michael King
Cast: Silver, Krista Leigh, Climaxx, Rene, Guy DaSilva, Will Bogas, Rod Fontana, Juanito Caliente, and Tony Eveready
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: I expect to be able to cross pregnant videos off my list of types of features I’ve reviewed after watching this one. That’s about it!
Initial Reaction: There’s a couple good scenes here, but most of it sucks.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to see Moms-to-be getting some loving
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see small little nymphs getting some loving
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects basically suck. The audio is horribly unbalanced to the point that the background noises sometimes completely cover up what’s going on onscreen. The video is also very bad. It’s extremely grainy, has a blue tint, and some areas are even badly pixelated.
Music: The music is typical porno music, but is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio and isn’t in every scene.
Disc Note: This DVD has a Metro watermark in the lower right corner. Although I don’t like watermarks, I will say that I don’t blame Metro for trying to mess up some of the people pirating their movies. On the bright side, it stays on the entire time and in the same location so that it’s fairly easy to put out of mind even if it is a bit on the large side.
Menus: The menus leave everything to be desired. The main menu is unanimated and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a still of each scene and a scene number.
The FeatureA Little Bit Pregnant 3 collects five unrelated sex scenes. Each scene has its own lead-in, and each one is normally just long enough to give a reason for the people to fuck. The only thing that connects any of the scenes is that each one has a pregnant woman in them.
|Scene 1 -Climaxx, Guy DaSilva, and Will Bogas|
Guy DaSilva and Will Bogas start out as poolboys for Climaxx, who’d be a heck of a lot better looking if she didn’t look like a walking art gallery. She sucks Guy before letting him spoon her and nail her from behind. Will takes his turn. They finish things off decorating Climaxx’s tits while she looks shocked at their volume.
This is a bit of a disappointing scene, and not just due to the fetish it contains. The camera work sucks, and concentrates on close-ups way more than they should. The few looks one gets at Climaxx’s face makes it appear that she’s really enjoying herself, but you rarely get to see that due to how many close-ups there are. This scene is best enjoyed through the use of the fast forward button.
|Scene 2 - Rene and Rod Fontana|
Rod Fontana brings older bottle blonde Rene breakfast in bed of juice and chocolate syrup on soda crackers to start out the second scene. They play around with the chocolate a little before Rene plays with her dildo and sucks Rod’s cock. She lets Rod work her through darn near every position, including a bit of reverse cowgirl that couldn’t be easy, before he pops on her face. Rene even eats some of Rod’s man milk when he wipes it up with some of her crackers.
This is an excellent scene! Rene really gets into it, and appears to have several orgasms. She gobbles up Rod’s cum like it might be the last man milk she’ll ever get, and even milks herself a bit during the scene. This is a great scene and really shows what chemistry and energy can do!
|Scene 3 - Silver and Guy DiSilva|
Next up, Silver, an unattractive black woman, takes on Guy DiSilva. She starts out looking at her flowers on the deck and getting into a hot tub before she’s joined by Tony and a dick that ain’t gonna suck itself! He spanks and rims her before licking her pussy before fucking her a little. They return to the oral before Silver rides Guy. She lets him play with her ass before he fucks it from behind. Finally, Guy strokes himself to a minor pop.
This is another scene made for the fast forward button. You barely get to see Guy in the scene, which I can’t say I mind that much here as he makes Herschel Savage look young in this feature. That said, I like to see how the performers are reacting to each other. You don’t get to see that here, and you barely even get to see how Silver is reacting to getting fucked. This scene felt like it was at least 80% close-ups, and it had me bored almost right away.
|Scene 4 - Krista Leigh, Juanito Caliente, and another guy|
Krista Leigh, an okay looking brunette with a very warm personality, starts out making it clear that being pregnant isn’t going to hold her back from feeling sexy as she sits around in a black bikini, stockings, and porno pumps. She tells the guys a bit about herself before stripping down a little and getting into a jaccuzi tub where she’s joined by Juanito Caliente (who’s stomach is almost as big as hers). The scene quickly cuts to the two of them on a bed with another guy (who I’m guessing is Red). They quickly warm each other up before Juanito goes to town fucking Krista. The guys trade, and soon after Juanito drops his ball bomb on Krista’s neck. She continues to work over the other guy, riding him and laying back for some missionary work before taking him on her face as well. Juanito comes back to life and after giving it to her missionary style before giving her a second load, this time on her stomach.
This is another very nice scene! Krista is very easy to like right from the start, and really seems to put a lot into her scene. She has a great smile, bright eyes, and seems to enjoy herself the entire time. Sadly, the camera work leaves more than a little to be desired again, but Krista helps things make it bearable.
|Scene 2 - Climaxx and Tony Eveready|
Finally, Climaxx takes on Tony Eveready after they look at a nudie magazine. Climaxx sucks Tony before climbing on for a reverse cowgirl ride. They move on through missionary and spooning before Tony finishes things up doggie style and popping on Climaxx’s ass.
This is another okay scene. Climaxx looks like she’s having a great time, and once in a while the camera even lets you see it. There’s some nice chemistry between Tony and Climaxx, and it makes this a decent scene to finish things up with.
A Little Bit Pregnant 3 surprised me a little. I haven’t watched anything from this fetish before, and was a little nervous going in. Although some of the scenes were even worse than I feared they might be, others were great! The scenes from Krista and Rene had an obvious love of sex that left no wonder why these two were pregnant. They put some nice energy into the scenes and help it past the film school dropout camera work and editing. A Little Bit Pregnant 3 has some definite high points, but sadly a lack of know-how behind the camera ruins, or comes close to ruining, almost every scene.
The Extra StuffThe photo gallery contains about seventeen low quality photos. Trailers are included for DirRty, Ho SmASShin’, Blowjob Fantasies 18, and Fetish Whores. There’s also website and phone sex commercials.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, pregnant, interracial, group, food play, masturbation, toys, cum eating, lactation, spanking, rimming (male > female), and anal
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Metro’s DVDs can be found online for between $12 and $25 with most stores offering them for around $20. Needless to say, rent this one before you buy it. If all you’re looking for is pregnant women, than this should fill your need, but if you want anything else, like somebody who knows what they’re doing behind the camera, you might want to look elsewhere. The technical aspects also suck and there isn’t anything worth mentioning for extras.
Note to Metro: I know this is an older movie and all, but it would have been a lot nicer if some of the bad pixelation and other problems would have been cleaned up a little.
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