The Little Details
Running Time: 139 min.
Production Date: 12 / 18 / 2004
Director: Chico Wang
Cast: Lisa Marie, Paige Turner, Asia, Tina Fine, Rosana De La Vega, Gia Paloma, Brian Surewood, Tony T., Scott Nails, Mike Foster, Frank Gunn, Mark Wood, and Joachim Kessef
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: I havenít seen anything from Chico, but Iíve heard great things about this one. Iím going into this one curious and with some good expectations.
Initial Reaction: Itís said that the first impression is the lasting one. If thatís true, Iím going to be a Chico Wang fan for a hell of a long time!
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot sex with an anal emphasis and some creativity behind the camera
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the same old porn
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is very clear and well balanced, and I donít think I heard a single background noise. The video is just as good. Itís clear and nicely lit despite having a simple feel to it. Thereís a little camera motion due to Chico appearing to shoot most of it by hand, but it fits the feel of the movie very well rather than interfering with it.
Music: You have the choice between watching the movie with and without music. The music rests very nicely in the background, and although itís fairly typical cheesy porn music, here it works to the sceneís benefit.
Menus: The main menu is okay, and blends a bit of the movie with an okay opening. The chapter menu shows some nice care and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it.
The FeatureLewd Conduct 22 follows the twisted mind and adventures of Chico Wang. Sometimes itís simple with a little interview with the girl, and sometimes thereís a long lead-in to set things up. Whatever happens, one can be sure that thereís going to be some hot sex to follow it up.
|Scene 1 - Lisa Marie, Gia Jordan, Brian Surewood, Frank Gunn, and Mike Foster|
Since Chicoís still a bit hungover, he lets Gia Paloma handle a short interview about whether or not sheís a piece of shit or a whore with cute brunette Lisa Marie. She sees how many fingers Lisa can fit in her mouth as well as having her show off and play with her ass. After Gia finishes the interview, Lisa drops to her knees to start sucking Brian, Frank, and Mike while Gia takes a nap on the couch with the guys occasionally wandering over to her for a quick knob gobble. Mike moves down to show off Lisaís great pierced tits before letting her have the first fuck reverse cowgirl style. She sucks cock as she bounces on a bone, and moves on with around with a cowgirl ride for Brian and a bit of spooning and missionary for Frank. When Mike moves back to fuck her pussy missionary style itís all he can do to not cum as he screams away, and Lisa kicks up the nasty a bit by eating Frankís ass at the same time. She has Mike move into her ass after a few moments playing with her pussy with a vibe, and then lets Surewood take a turn. The guys give Lisa her first DP, as well as a taste of her ass, before feeling a need for some cum. When Chico calls Brian away from Giaís mouth, he moves back to fuck Lisaís ass before the three of them give Lisa a since mouthful of semen. Chico has her gargle the cum a bit before having Lisa swallow it. Afterwards, Chico has Gia give a quick post-fuck interview.
This is the first Chico scene Iíve watched, and it definitely gave a great first impression. Lisa does a great job taking on two of the guys all the time, and thereís some nice three-on-one as well. She takes the DP great and never looks the least bit bored with the sex. Thereís great chemistry all around as well as some great humor. I love some of Chicoís comments and the ending bit between Surewood and Gia had me laughing my ass off. This is a darn hot scene with a few good laughs.
|Scene 2 - Paige Turner and Brian Surewood|
After talking about being a sixteen year old escort who guys would throw baloney at, cute dirty blonde Paige lets The Pirate whip a slices of baloney at her ass from a distance before slapping a few slices on her. After Brianís done, Chico has the dogs eat the baloney off her ass. They reenact a pool fetish in Surewoodís backyard as well as a ďTaco BellĒ fetish before going with every guyís fantasy, fucking her. Paige goes right to work mouthing Brianís meet while he holds onto her pigtails before letting him have another look at her fantastic ass. She tells him how she wants to be fucked like an escort before impaling her shaved pussy on his cock. Brian nails her from behind before letting Paige suck his cock clean and roll over for a bit of missionary work. They get in a bit of spooning before Paige has Brian cum on her face. She collects most of it in her mouth, and then lets it run out over her lower lip before they head back for a bit more fetish action.
This is another great scene. Paige is cute as can be, and Brian seems like the perfect partner for the crazy shit at the start. I love how they mix in a little talk about the farting, baloney, and the pool into the sex, and Paige takes a pretty good pounding from Surewood as well. She occasionally looks a little out of it, which holds the scene back slightly for me, but with the ďescortĒ theme I think that fits the scene too. This is another top notch scene and it easily has the best opening Iíve seen in a long time.
|Scene 3 - Asia, Tony T., and Scott Nails|
Chico has Asia and Tony start out their scene reading a bit of Romeo & Juliet before letting her climb up to bounce on his cock. She gives him a little knob gobbling as well when Scott joins in before Tony moves behind her to help Scott give her a double pussy penetration. She sucks both of them before sliding her ass down over Scottís cock reverse cowgirl style with Tony joining in soon after to take her back to a double penetration. They keep trading back and forth as they work her through double penetrations in both cowgirls and spooning, and let Asia have plenty of tastes of both her holes sucking their cocks. Finally, Asia has both of them cum in her mouth so she can swallow it down.
Once again, Chico shoots and scores. I love the Shakespearean start, and Tony not being able to read English made it all the more amusing. When it comes to the sex, Asia definitely delivers. The guys traded back and forth fucking her holes in the different positions so fast that there were times when I didnít know who was fucking Asia where. All I knew was she was definitely getting a fast and furious fucking. This is another winner of a scene.
|Scene 4 - Tina Fine and Scott Nails|
Dirty blonde Tina talks with Chico about not doing interracial and loving anal. Since she loves anal, Chico suggests they go right to the anal, and has her bend over and present her ass for Scott to fuck. At Chicoís suggestion, she takes a few fingers in her ass at the same time as Scottís cock, and later sucks her ass off his cock on her own. Tina rolls onto her back and lets Scott fuck each of her holes as she plays with her pussy before letting him spoon her. When Tina climbs up for a cowgirl ride, Scott makes sure to spank her ass and lets her have a buttplug in the ass at the same time which Tina is all too eager to suck as often as she can. They finish things up with Tina taking Scottís seed in her mouth and swallowing it down.
This is a very good scene. Tina isnít the best looking girl in the movie by far, but she more than makes up for it with some great anal enthusiasm. She and Scott seem to have some very good chemistry going between them as well as some great energy. Thereís something about Tina that doesnít do a lot for me, but I canít deny that she and Scott did a very good job here.
|Scene 5 - Rosana de la Vega and Brian Surewood|
When Chico stops by Surewoodís place, he canít help but admire Surewoodís collection of blades. After a little chat about the different items hanging around, they talk about where Brian has the women locked up around his place. They head up to find Rosana in the bathroom, and admire her ass before Brian strips her boots off her. He guides her around by her hair before having her get in the shower and pouring milk over her fine ass and tight front. They head out to the couch for Brian to fuck Rosana from behind as she lies on the couch before moving down to spoon her. She lets him fuck her missionary style, and takes a nice cream pie in her pussy. Brian plays with her pussy to help it come out and then chases her up to the bedroom for a bit of assfucking. Brian has Rosana start off with a little cocksucking before having her impale her ass on his cock cowgirl style. Of course she takes a good taste of her ass from Brianís cock, and also gets in a bit of reverse cowgirl anal action. They keep the heat up with a bit of anal doggie before Rosana has Brian launch a second load into her ass that she launches right back out. She catches it with her hand and licks it off. After cleaning herself up, Rosana starts whining about not having anything to eat. Brian pulls her over and has her eat his meat on her knees until he pops in her mouth. When she spits it out into her hand, Brian has her put it back in her mouth and swallow it down since she said she was hungry.
This is another very well done scene. I love the opening at Surewoodís place, and he and Rosana do a great job with the sex. She takes the two cream pies and pop in the mouth very well, and they keep a nice domination aspect going throughout the scene without letting it get too heavy. Thereís even some nice humor in the scene to keep it well balanced and give it a bit of Chicoís twisted vision. Once again, Chico scores.
|Scene 6 - Gia Jordan, Joel Lawrence, Joachim Kessef, and Mark Wood|
Gia, a brunette with a big mouth and a big rack, starts out her scene jumping into a milky looking kiddie pool and pouring a bit of milk over herself while drinking a little. Joel, Mark, and Joachim eagerly watch the milk as Gia pours it around before coming up to let her gobble their knobs. They take her inside to suck cock a bit more before Joel slides his cock into her from behind. She moves on to ride Joachim cowgirl style, and quickly encourages Joel to join in fucking her ass while she sucks Markís cock at the same time. She has the guys move all around so they can get a chance to fuck her in each of her holes as they work her over in both cowgirls before letting them move between her holes as they work her through a little missionary and doggie. They guys go back to DPing Gia before she has Joachim nut in her ass. Iím not sure if itís a small load or if Joachim just couldnít do the job, but thereís an editing cut and a covered asshole where you never see her take any cum from him. Joel follows it up with a juicy load in her pussy that she lets run out and tries to capture with her hand before licking it up. Finally, Mark lets his load go in her mouth before she spits it out and swallows it down. They head back to the pool afterwards and pour more milk over her.
This is a pretty hot scene. Gia does a good job taking on the guys, but her ďga-ga-ga-gaĒ schtick didnít do a lot for me. Even though that doesnít do anything for me, I canít deny that she has some very nice enthusiasm for the assfucking the guys gave her and looked like she was having a lot of fun. The weakest part of the scene ends up being Joachim not being able to pop a visible load in Giaís ass. Iím not a big Gia Jordan fan, but Iím sure her fans will be plenty happy with this scene.
Lewd Conduct 22 is my first Chico Wang movie, and although there were a couple things that didnít work as well for me as they might for others, I canít help but be impressed. He does a great job finding girls who like nastier sex and mixes up the action nicely with anal, vaginal only, group, and creampies throughout the movie. The only thing thatís really missing here is a bit of lesbian action and a little camera work that lets you see whoís fucking who a little better. Normally camera work that avoids the guys doesnít do a lot for me because I think it normally holds back the chemistry, but here Chico managed to capture it well enough that I really didnít care. I also really enjoyed the openings to Chicoís scenes. You never knew what the heck he was going to do, and he made it clear that things were supposed to be fun. I laughed my ass off at Paigeís opening sequence and Asiaís was just as good. I also loved the opening interview with Lisa Marie as well as the tour of Surewoodís place. Throughout Lewd Conduct 22 Chico put a smile on my face, whether people were fucking or not. Thereís a couple things that didnít work the best for me here, but thatís as close as I can come to having a complaint about Lewd Conduct 22. They say the first impressionís the one that counts, and if so Lewd Conduct 22 has made me one heck of a Chico Wang fan.
The Extra StuffThe photo gallery includes roughly thirty very good looking snapshots. The cumshot recap lasts six minutes, and is unfortunately all put on one chapter rather than going with multiple chapters where the viewer could easily get to their favorite pop. Thereís also website information and a behind the scenes featurette.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly fifty minutes! After a little fun with Lisa Marie in the makeup chair and introductions all around, they have a little fun as the sex starts. Paige is next, and goes through a suitcase of things left behind at Chicoís looking for an outfit. They have plenty of fun with the outfits before having a bit of fun shooting the scene. Asia and Chico talk about shit and being versatized before rehearsing the Shakespearean opening. The Minion even shows up to help with wardrobe selection before Asia and Chico talk about shaving and a past boyfriend. Tinaís next, and talks about her not doing interracial as well as expanding on her story in the movie. Gia talks about pee color after voiding herself and then has some fun with Chicoís dog. They move on to get her pool ready before getting in a little of the sex. This is a great behind the scenes featurette, and nicely moves around the making of the movie. Itís well worth checking out, and my only complaint is that there isnít anything from Rosanaís scene in the movie.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, group, oral, anal, rimming (female > male), toys, DP, interracial, DPP, ass to mouth, cream pie (vaginal and anal), and cum farting
Raincoat Factor: Very high
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Diabolicís DVDs can be found online for between about $18 and $28 with many stores offering them for around $22. This oneís well worth the money. The setups are fun and the sex is darn hot. The technical aspects are very nicely handled, complete with letting you choose whether or not you want to hear the music, and thereís some very nice effort put into the behind the scenes featurette. This is a very nicely done DVD.
Note to Diabolic: Iíd always heard that you had pretty simple DVDs overall. I was amazed at the size of your behind the scenes featurette, and hope that this wasnít a freak instance!
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