Title: Lewd Conduct #22
Director: Chico Wang
Starring: Lisa Marie, Paige Turner, Tina Fine, Asia, Rosanna de la Vega, Gia Paloma.
I don’t think Chico's creations belong in the gonzo type of movies. He has created a different kind of line. The comedy gonzo type of movie or maybe the silly gonzo type of movie. It depends on how you estimate what it comes out of his mind …or his mouth. No these titles are not like Jim Powers Perverted Stories kind of. They are different. Anyway, after the funny, interesting or ridiculous introduction themes of each scene, you can often spot some moments of hot sex indulgence that stimulate your hungry for lust eye. Let see what is on the menu this time.
Scene First. Lisa Marie.
Lisa is a cute young gal with brown hair and sweet smile. She reminds me a
little bit of Princess Lea in the old Star Wars trilogy. Chico states that we
probably don’t want to hear a blithering idiot like himself so he passes the
… microphone to Gia Paloma, who is blonde, laying on a sofa and asks her to
do the interview. Gia accepts the offer and…here is a nice polite interview,
just the right stuff to humbly welcome a sweet innocent inexperienced female
soul to the world of gonzo.
Gia : How are you doing tonight? ;-)
Lisa Marie: I am fine…;-)
Gia : So, you are a piece of shit…
Lisa Marie : …..:-o….
Gia : Answer the question, are you a piece of shit?
Lisa Marie : ….Nnnnoo….I am not….
Gia : So why you are here today?
Lisa Marie: ….Well…..
And so on….(Gia you are a dirty merciless black heart bitch. Leave the poor girl alone ;-)). You have to see Lisa Marie’s facial expressions guys. I don’t know if the whole conversation was practically a joke, if it was Lisa, is a hell of an actress. Anyway three naked guys soon enter the scene and she starts right away giving them head. The men are Mike Foster, Frank Gun and Brian Surewood. She has nice natural tits that are partially exposed after lifting up her white top. She mounts Mike on the couch and gets her pussy invaded in reverse cowgirl, while she deep throats Brian. Frank is taking care of her tits. Of course the chocking is also present in this scenes, can we do without? Gia tastes some cock too, as Lisa Marie has turned around and is getting fucked cowgirl style by Brian. It is Frank turn and takes her in spoon and side way, as she rubs her clit. She changes sides and Mike fills her pussy in missionary while he cries out loud like a mad man. Brian takes his place, stuffing her tight young pussy. He is followed by Frank, always in the same pose. Frank fucks her good. He performs some double chocking too. A few moments later Frank inserts his dick in her asshole in spoon, while she uses a red vibe on her clit. Brian substitutes Frank in her ass, getting it missionary. The combination of the anal penetration and her clit stimulation by the vibrator results in her, cumming strongly. Cut to her and she bounces her buttocks down on Mike’s cock, getting laid in cowgirl. You know what happens in situations like these… Another dick comes forth and fills her arse applying the inevitable DP. There is a close shot of the action as the dicks are reaming in sheer way, both of her holes. Brian changes roles with Frank, granting the ass duties. For a DP rookie Lisa Marie takes the double drilling rather well. Frank and Brian are shifting again. Lisa asks for cumming. She goes for a double blowjob on Mike and Frank, when Chico reminds Brian that the cumshot time has come. He was occupied getting Gia’s oral treatment. He comes over and takes her on a last anal ride in doggy way (Lisa uses the red vibe once more). Then all the men gather around her and spew inside her mouth. She swallows.
Then Gia approaches her and says. : Are you a piece of shit now?
Lisa Marie responds: Yes I am and a big whore…
No comment. For a newcummer Lisa ‘s done well.
Scene second. Paige Turner.
They are outside, probably in Chico’s yard. She is a 19 years old pretty honeyblonde with a nice slim body. She has pigtails. When she was younger she used to be an escort. She was sixteen years old then (Is that allowed?). Anyway she assures us that she wasn’t fucked. She used to do some fetish things with her clients. You wont believe what they were paying her to do. There was a guy that paid her to stand still as he was throwing baloney pieces on her naked body. (Jesus Christ!) Of course Chico managed to visualize the story for us and had Brian Surewood do the same stuff on her. He even went a little further when he commanded his dogs to eat the baloney pieces, which were stacked upon Paige’s naked body. (Hewww! Nightmare!) There was another man that got excited hosing her down with a water hose as she was inside a pool! But wait to hear the best… There was a guy that was getting horny watching, listening and probably smelling her farted!!!! Good God!! Again Chico proposed her to show us how she was accomplishing her client's will. Brian was the lucky fart receiver. (What a gentle picture for a woman). Well if you ask me, I don’t believe any of that, but I admit I have heard worst. Now she is inside and gives head. She initiates the sex scene when her young vagina is filled by Brian’s thick dick, as she bounces her body on it reverse cowgirl. Next she gets fucked doggy style. She constantly encourages him to fuck her harder. He does so, going balls deep. She is lying on a big armchair spreading her legs wide and exposing her pussy. Brian accepts the invitation and stuffs her box to the bottom. Brian got tired and decided to change position. This time her pussy was taken in spoon and side way, on the floor. The scene ends when Brian unloads right inside her mouth.
Scene Three. Asia.
Asia and Tony T are sitting next to each other. As her name implies Asia is a pretty Asian girl. I don’t believe it! Chico made them read loud one of Shakespeare’s famous theatrical dramas, Romeo and Juliet! Ok the man is nuts. For God’s sake! Somebody shoot them please! Can you imagine what Shakespeare would really wanted to do after that. You ‘ve guessed right, fuck them both hard. Maybe Tony T cannot do that here (Cause is a straight film) but Asia can and she is willing to pay the interest too. She bounces her slim Asian body down on a guy’s stiff dick getting fucked cowgirl, when Tony decides its time for the penalty execution. He goes behind her and shoves his fat cock in her already occupied vagina. The men stretched her vaginal cavity for good as she was screaming, “Fuck me Romeo”. Cut to her getting her asshole impaled in reverse cowgirl. Shortly after, Tony T comes forth and fills her exposed pussy committing the DP. They are fucking her hard like this for quite a while. Nice view of her body and her legs spread wide. She seems to like the double treatment. Chico provides us another behind their crotches view, before they change position to cowgirl DP. Again the DP is intense and Asia’s firm ass is fully stuffed. She gives a double blowjob. Cut to her getting her bum hole penetrated in spoon mode by Tony when a few seconds later Seth comes and somehow manages to position his body in front, fitting his dick in her pussy. It’s an uncommon DP position, but it is not bad. They cum in her mouth and she swallows them all.
Scene fourth. Tina Fine.
She is a blonde young girl from Florida. She has nice blue eyes. She doesn’t do interracial cause when she was fifteen she was kidnapped and pimped out by black males. They forced her to do things against her will. She was sexually traumatized. Ok guys lets be honest. No one said that the girls you watch in the adult films are all like Paris Hilton, that one day decided to try porn cause they got bored and had nothing else to do. Every girl has her own life story, which some times is not pretty. It is not pretty at all. However, now they are professionals, they get paid to do nasty things in camera. Along with well shaped guys and capable directors cooperate together to deliver us sexual heat and visual satisfaction. Even in the roughest of the scenes they are just acting and I believe none participant or any other in the business really wants to harm them. (Ok sometimes they go to far, but that’s another issue). Anyway she declares that she loves anal. So, Chico commands her to place herself in doggy position. Soon, one male with long erected cock comes behind her and shoves his entire dick’s length inside her bum hole. The male is Scott Nails. She is surprised but she takes it well. He even fits some of his fingers along with his cock in her asshole. ATM. Tina lies on the bed and finger fucks her asshole. Scott comes in front and penetrates her pussy. A few seconds later he goes a little lower reaming her sphincter in missionary. They repeat the whole event. ATM. Cut and guy fucks her love box in spoon. He tries her crack in the same position while she inserts three fingers in her twat. Cut and she bounces her nice buttocks on Scott’s dick getting regularly cowgirl fucked. Then Scott puts a conical butt plug in her arse hole. The toy slips out and she reinserts it. I don’t know if she has ever tried DP but I really believe she can afford it, judging by the way she takes this preliminary technical double drilling. She tastes her ass juices from the butt plug. She takes her bra off and uses it as a rein placed in Scott’s head, while she rides his stiff dick hard like a good horsegirl. Nice! He spunks her ass too. A little more technical DP, before going single anal cowgirl and then regular vaginal cowgirl. She wears her bra in her face, getting blind folded with it as she gets fully stuffed. Soon Scott pulls out and unloads in her mouth. She swallows. The stupid bastard spits on her face and makes her sad. She doesn’t appreciate it. Short scene.
Scene fifth. Rosanna de la Vega
Brian Surewood welcomes us in his house. The walls in his house are full of weapons. We are going upstairs. A brunette woman with great ass is bent over in the bathroom. A few spanks on her ass and two bottles of cold milk poured on her naked body are preparing us for the main event. I don’t know about you, but I do like to watch this milk fetish stuff. They go downstairs in the couch. She lies on it and Brian inserts his dick in her vagina side ways. He goes spoon on her before shoving it in her pussy missionary. Taking her tight pussy hole like that must really felt good because after a few strokes he cums inside her. The cum is dripping out. They are heading upstairs again. Cut to them going in the bedroom. He lubricates her asshole and lies on the bed. Rosanna mounts him cowgirl and gets nailed hard as his dick slips all inside her bum hole. Nice view! ATM. She turns over getting anal pummeling in reverse cowgirl mode. Balls deep. ATM. She mounts him back only this time she is on her side. Nice front view. Cut and Brian sodomizes her in doggy. He cums inside her asshole. The sperm is oozed out. There is a small acting spot where she pretends she is starving so he feeds her his cock. She gives him head and he unloads in there too. No hole is left unfilled.
Scene sixth. Gia Paloma.
Gia is a very pretty brunette (now) girl with beautiful green eyes, plentiful natural breast and sexy body. (She has big mouth also). She has lost quite a lot of weight and looks great. She is known for her anal skills. (Really this girl’s pussy is tighter than her ass). She is outside getting a milk bath. Three guys are watching her. Mark Wood, Joel Lawrence and black Joachim. They come over and attack her. She gives them blowjob and gags. They go inside. Her pussy is penetrated in doggy way while she gives head. She sits on Joachim cock cowgirl, when Joel shortly after shoves his dick in her asshole providing a cowgirl DP. Joel spares her ass but the view of the penetration is not good. Mark substitutes Joel in her ass. Now she mounts Mark’s dick with her anus in cowgirl. Joachim comes behind there and manages to fit his massive black shaft in her already occupied ass. Damn I told you about how elastic her ass is! Gia gets double analled and she is excited. Double ATM. She hops back for a regular cowgirl on Mark before Joachim returns and shoves his stick in her crack for another DP. Oops! Gia is ready to cum when the black guy applies a long powerful stroke that makes Gia cry out from pain. “Don’t you do that again or I will tear it up.” she said while she was clenching her teeth. My girl got angry! Careful guys! Cut and she got royally anally penetrated from Joachim in reverse cowgirl form. Not long after Joel comes forth and fills her pussy too, deploying the DP. Finally a sufficient view! It doesn’t live long though. In addition Joel tries everything to distract us; he double chocks her and does ugly things with her pretty face. Mark goes for the pussy duties too, but the DP fails as Joachim’s dick is slept out. Joachim takes her ass doggy style while she deep throats. Then is Mark turn in the same pose. Joel tries her anus too, while Joachim presses her head with his leg. Next there is a nice view of Joachim fucking Gia’s bum hole in doggy. Joel gets her arse in missionary. Joachim takes his place a few strokes after, while Mark is busy, fucking her toe. Gia goes wild shouting “New cock in my mouth, new cock in my mouth”. Mark gets his chance in her crack also. Suddenly, Joel not wanted to be left alone positions his body between Mark and Gia and pushes his dick in her vagina committing an uncommon missionary DP. Odd but the view of the DP is pretty clear. Joachim tries to shift in her ass but fails and Joel fucks her vagina missionary until she comes. Cut and the black guy is fucking Gia’s anus doggy style. Joel comes behind them and pushes his dick in her twat. Another unusual DP position is performed in doggy. (Homophobic alert!) Mark gets the pussy duties for a few strokes before Joel comes back. Cut to her getting ass fucked spoon style by the black guy while she is massaging her clit. He cums inside her. There is a nice view as her twat while is deeply filled in missionary by Joel long cock, before he explodes in. The sperm is dripping out. (Only a few drops) Mark cums in her mouth. She spits it on her hands and licks them clean. She goes back in the pool and takes a final milk bath. Lots of action but only the second half of the scene was captured well.
This label alternate title could have well been “Nightmare, on Porn Street”. Check out why. In the first scene poor Lisa Marie is interrogated and humiliated by dirty Gia, in the second scene Paige Turner is terrified as the dogs were eating the baloneys upon her naked body, not mentioning that is hosed with cold water. In the third scene the most horrifying of all, Shakespeare “Romeo and Juliet” creation was massacred brutally by Asia and Tony T. The fourth scene contained the drama of an innocent girl pimped out by black monsters, while in the fifth scene the instruments of torture were witnessed laid upon the walls of Brian Surewood’s house. Finally, in the sixth scene Gia’s bumhole was completely destroyed and attacked by vicious anal rippers. Well I don’t really know where to put Chico’s creations. The sex is hard the treatment is rough, though in the scenes the dirty black humor of Chico is always present. Like most of the Anabolic/ Diabolic titles the audio video quality is very good. In a Chico Wang’s film don’t forget to watch the behind the scene coverage. Most of the times is entertaining in many ways.
SP1. I ‘ve tried pouring milk on my girlfriend’s body once. I also used honey and strawberries. She liked it. I did too. (Hmm… That’s not a bad idea. That’s what I am gonna do next week when she comes back). I recommend you to try it too. It’s a nice change from the sexual routine.
SP2. There is a nice erotic scene in the backstage coverage where Mike, Frank and Brian all of them caressing and petting Lisa Marie’s body at the same time. Lisa Marie of course enjoys it very much. Unfortunately everything erotic and sensual is omitted in gonzo films. You see… the directors prefer violent and misogynistic behavior like spitting, slapping, chocking, hooking and other raping activities. They think that is the best way to elevate the heat of a scene. I am afraid that this is an excuse because some of them are completely incapable of getting the same or better results using other more passionate ways. This is an important issue that I will get focus on a later review.
SP3. Gia deep throats with her mouth open, making funny noises all the time. Who ever is responsible for the sound duties of the movie takes advantage of that and makes fun of it in a funny instance during her scene.
SP4. Every girl’s clothing accessory came from a suitcase buried somewhere
in Chico house’s corner.
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