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Reviewed by Gof  on  4/9/2010

THE LETTER A IS FOR ASSHOLE

Before I begin, let me make it clear that this is not an episode of the long running US children’s educational programme Sesame Street but is in fact the latest anal themed flick from Erik Everhard. This title is less Muppets and more fuck puppets, as these naughty school girls and teachers try to achieve an A in anal sex.

I’m not generally a fan of school girl / student themed sex, but Mr. Everhard’s track record of coming up with imaginative scenarios and strong sex was enough to convince me to go back to school.

THE CAST

Erik’s class of 2010 is full of familiar names to followers of backdoor action, but there is a good mix of freshmen in terms of Missy, Mackenzee and Kristina and post graduates such as Shyla and Tory. Erik has also managed to include a foreign exchange student in the guise of Larissa Dee.

THE MOVIE

Erik takes a typically exaggerated look at University life with a number of amusing scenarios which always seem to end up with the less than bright students and the frustrated teachers participating in anal sex. The location does look quite authentic, even if the students are less so, and lovers of the school girl genre will find plenty of pleated skirts and long socks to enjoy here.

THE SEX

STAR SCENE

“You’re so big I can feel you in my stomach”.
Missy Stone to Erik Everhard

Naughty Missy has been caught smoking by teacher Erik on the roof. He threatens to call her parents and give her detention but of course Missy know a way to convince him to change his mind. She drops to her knees there and then to pleasure his cock and I then enjoyed the quick standing fuck against the wall with Missy’s panties pulled to one side.

Back to the classroom now for more oral and then some missionary and then hard doggie over the desk. The highlight of the film however, is the extended reverse anal sequence on the floor where Missy’s ass really takes a good pounding. This intense scene then finishes with some push down anal with Erik eventually depositing a load in Missy’s mouth.

Missy Stone is one of those performers who in my mind is under rated. She is sexy, brings a great intensity to her scenes and is pretty nasty to boot. Another hot scene from Miss Stone.

Larissa is a foreign exchange student who has just joined the home economics class. Do they do home economics at university? Nobody has remembered to bring their needle and thread and so the teacher disappears for a couple of minutes to get some from the store cupboard.

As we all know, two minutes in porno land is more like two hours, and just as well because Larissa turns out to be an insatiable nympho who needs all her holes stuffed by her classmates.

What follows is a no holes barred (if you pardon the pun) scene, with so many position decisions that it would take half of a page to describe them. Highlights included an anal hammering in reverse-cowgirl and a DP in the spoon position, which personally I hadn’t seen before. The scene ends with each of the guys cumming in her ass.

Larissa reminds me a little of fellow co-star, Missy Stone, and I was impressed with her energy levels and her back door flexibility in this scene. A strong opener and plenty for Larissa to share with her fellow students back home.

Teacher’s pet and class swot, Kristina Rose, accepts some extra tuition from horny tutor, Steve Holmes. Kristina plays the innocent student well here throughout the scene and looks sexy as hell in her spectacles and school uniform as she sucks Steve’s dick and balls.

Steve and Kristina are interrupted by classmate, James Dean, but rather than running to the principal James joins in for some swot sharing. Kristina is spit roasted, with both guys taking turns up her bum before squatting down on Steve’s prick to ride in reverse-cowgirl (during which I had to take a break). Kristina then leans back so that Steve can give her pooper a decent pounding while she services James’s prick. The guys take turns in fucking that pretty ass in missionary on the desk and Kristina shows that she can be one of the in crowd by licking some ass. There’s still time for more anal on the desk, this time with Kristina on her side, facing the camera, before she drops to her knees to catch two loads.

This scene is another keeper for fans of Kristina and further proof that this girl never delivers a poor scene. Report to my office Kristina. Immediately.

None of my tutors at university looked anything like Shyla Styles but then I’m beginning to realise that this is no ordinary university. Miss Styles catches Erik with some rude photos and dismisses the rest of the class (the other two) so that she can discipline him. Discipline at this institution however, seems to involve sex and, right on cue, Shyla drops to her knees so that we can enjoy that pretty face as she blows Erik. The scene follows a similar pattern to the Tori scene but is rescued by an awesome reverse-cowgirl anal where Erik really hammers away.

Its Mackenzee’s first day as a supply teacher and some how her new class gets onto the subject of pubic styles. Mackenzee confesses that she is bald and the guys ask her to show them as this would be incredibly ‘educational’.

James and Erik are the lucky pupils who get to spend more time with Miss Pierce and they are soon spit roasting their new teacher over the desk in standing doggie. The anal assault begins in missionary but the definite highlights are the cowgirl anal and the double penetration in both cowgirl and reverse. The guys then play spin the bottle with her pussy before both depositing a load in her eager mouth.

I haven’t really noticed Mackenzee as a performer before, but she has a very beautiful, if unusual face, that reminds me a little of Ava Rose, and a nice set of enhanced boobs.

Erik has quite obviously not been paying attention in class, but rather than punish him with detention, Miss Lane comes on to him. It certainly focuses Erik’s mind, and he is soon pounding away at both her holes in a scene high on energy. Most of the sex is concentrated on the desk in this scene which limits the positions to doggie and missionary, with Erik delivering a large load to his teachers lips to round off the first scene on disc one.

BONUS FEATURES

The BTS runs to almost an hour and includes some conversations with in particular, Missy Stone and Mackenzee Pierce. Apart from that, it’s the usual menu of photo galley, cast list, cum shot loop and some excellent trailers.

CONCLUSION

If you’re the kind of guy or gal who enjoys anal and DP then you will enjoy this movie, but if you like the above and you dig the whole schoolgirl / teacher thing, then you will really dig this release. Erik’s offbeat humour works well with some witty, albeit clichéd set-ups and the classroom setting is used well with the sex not just restricted to the desks. The cast is universally excellent with a type of girl and body shape to suit all tastes and with each of the girls taking a real pounding. If you were hoping for Muppets teaching you the alphabet then you’ll be disappointed but otherwise this is a solid B + from Erik.



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