Studios like Sweetheart and Girlfriends Films have been churning out some awful crap lately that I often question why I bought it in the first place. Not all of it is trash. Occasionally you get some sizzling scenes but they are becoming very far and few.
At one time I used to be excited with each new Sweetheart release, but lately my low expectations are met with a below par movie. And it's not helped much when DVD reviewers write glowing reviews when you know they're only saying nice things because they want to continue getting the freebies.
There's another movie reviewer's review for this title out there whose name I won't mention but it won't take a brain surgeon to track it down. That review gives this movie 5 stars which I have to say is a complete joke. At least with my review you get it from a guy who has bought the title. A man who has paid his hard earned cash, and not someone who feels it's his duty to give a glowing review just because he - or she - got the movie for free.
So what is wrong with this film? Well the girls looks are average. There's a couple of skinny girls in it and I have never been a fan of skinny women. Okay so that's a bad start. Also the dreaded Magdalene St. Michaels is in this, a woman whose sex scenes make me want to fall asleep. I can't stand her work. Slow, dismal, boring sex, from a woman who looks like she should have retired years ago.
Another aspect to this film is the bad camera work. There are very few quality up close oral shots and what there are of them I couldn't get excited by. At least two of the girls have hairy snatches which was really negative for me. Smooth or nothing.
Here's a scene breakdown. Scene one Aiden Ashley and Tanya Tate. Well this scene was really boring. Okay for some but it lacked real passion and looked like it was choreographed. You know the type of thing. Standing up while eating the pussy. One foot on the table, another on the floor. Truly unrealistic. Not my thing at all. There isn't much chemistry between the girls either.
Scene two features Jennifer White and Tanya Tate (again). I'm usually a big fan of Tanya but this scene left me cold too. Just not interesting or passionate. Jennifer is also on the skinny side.
I skipped scene three, starring Jessie Andrews and bore Magdalene St. Michaels. I started watching it but almost went into a coma hearing Magdalene droning on. Jessie is a bottle blonde girl with average looks. She looked like she was only there to get the pay check so it didn't look at all exciting.
The last scene SHOULD have been good. Allie Haze and Jelena Jensen are two hot chicks but there is very little chemistry here. It's another dismal, passionless, painting-by-numbers scene that like the others left me cold.
Bring back Elexis Monroe, Michelle Lay, Justine Joli, Sincerre LeMore, Avy Scott, Mia Presley, Deauxma, Nicole Ray, Julia Ann, Cala Craves, Natasha Nice - these ladies have passion in their bellies. They ooze sex!
Also, get your camera angles sorted out. More close up oral shots and forget this choreographic crap. This movie sucks. I watched it once, but it's now in a drawer. Definitely not for me.