Purchase Recommendation: [5/6]
Overall Rating: [4/6]
The Lesbian Dolls series features European girls and ladies of all ages. This is a run-of-the-mill series with no outstanding features. Classic lesbian movies is what they are. Be prepared for variety, as well as a fairly low quality of the picture. Lesbian Dolls: Volume 1 is perhaps a good estimator of what awaits you in the entire series. There are four episodes, two of which are forgettable and mediocre. One should never appear on a video for reasons to be explained further. This leaves us with the opening episode, which is by far the longest of all four, clocking in at nearly forty minutes. Some vendors list the running time of 2 hours. Well, to be exact, the end credits appear in the 82nd minute, so don't expect too much. Given that half of the video is devoted to the first episode, and given that this episode is one of the most intimate episode featuring an older woman with a younger one -- fans of mature damsels should not hesitate to pick it up, if not buy. Like your ladies make love with tenderness? Do you like kissing? Are you fed up with toys? Then Lesbian Dolls: Volume 1 might strike your fancy.
Keep in mind though that the girl on the cover (right) does not appear in this video. The two fairly unattractive girls in the left-bottom corner of the cover unfortunately do appear, although mercifully in the shortest, 10-minute episode. The real treat is the forty-minute episode featuring Jean Martin (top left).
What a strange DVD. As mentioned in the introduction, about half of the video (nearly 40 minutes) is devoted to a single episode featuring an enthusiastic duo of an older woman and a younger one. Given that the three women whose photographs are prominently displayed on the cover are anything but attractive, you might give up on this video, and that would be a big mistake. Jean Martin, the short-haired brunette, absolutely rocks. She is not a glamour girl, yet she has nice legs, which she waves in the air quite a lot, to our enjoyment. We have a thing for her, for she reminds us of our linguistics teacher from the eighties. She was one of the two damsels whom we ogled all the time, sitting in the last bench. Are you surprised then that we loved this episode?
Best of all, this is one of the most enthusiastic lesbian episodes we have ever seen. The ladies are completely at ease; smiles and laughs there are plenty, as there is kissing and plain, old-fashioned lovemaking, as opposed to rough sex. Thus they talk, and all the time they are touching each other. If you are a sucker for delicate scenes, do not hesitate. Unfortunately, the entire episode was filmed with two cameras, one of which was busted, and the colors are Marsian. That is: red. Although this is not destructive, it gets on one's nerves. Everything is red. You would think that it just takes a bit of getting used to -- but no: from time to time the cameras are switched, and you notice that it might have been so different.
The oral scenes do not last long, so if you prefer spaghetti cunnilingus scenes, head for the door. Honestly, we prefer the soft side of lesbian erotica, and this movie does deliver. If you like your feet clad in moderately tall high heels and pantyhose, do stay. Usually, when the girls do not bother undressing, but they just move their panties crotch aside, we get slightly annoyed, though not here. It's just... too natural to dislike! The ladies take infinitely long to please each other, and whenever the camera moves closer, you enjoy it as a bonus. Mostly, the camera is steady, and whatever you see, you see -- there is no preselection or special focus. Therefore, at times all you see is a knee, a piece of ass, or just the shoulders. Other times, you are lucky to get a glimpse of some anal action, but that is only because by accident at that time nothing blocked the camera's view.
The episode is ended with a nice 69 that might have been longer. After the girls kiss for the hundredth time, the forty-minute threshold approaches, and you allow yourself a profound sigh deep from the chest...
This pair of moderately voluptuous ladies is featured on the cover. Both have nice bodies, yet we do not find their faces attractive. Not at all! Blissfully, the episode is very short, and after some forced light sex they fade away.
This episode is disturbing. For the first time ever, we saw a girl way too young to appear in an adult video. Since the barely legal videos are not to our taste, we cannot say if this is a trend or an exception, but for God's sake, this girl should be still playing with dolls! We couldn't help but have a tear of sympathy in the eye when with closed eyes, this frightened deer began to smother the other girl (also young, but not that young) with kisses, and then, with here eyes just as closed, the tiny imitation of a woman engaged in some oral adventures. What a miserable choice of performers. Shame on you.
What? Must have slept through, and for a reason.--- Em