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Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX

Studio: Mike Hunt Inc.
Category:  Comedy , Feature film
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T0MBOne's ratings for Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX Plot/Acting rating 1.5 stars
Extras Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX DVD Extras rating 0 stars
Audio/Video Quality Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
Worth$11.00
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  4/3/2012
LEISURE SUIT RALPHY: A HARDCORE PARODY (2012, Mike Hunt Productions) casts Ralph Long as Ralphy, a 30 years old virgin, who goes back to college to get a degree and in the process, get fucked. Early on, everyone but Ralphy tends to get lucky but Ralphy soon gets his degree and more than his fair share of suck and fuck encounters. This 3 1/2 hour opus comes with no special features but plenty of action as Ralphy and his pals hook up with some well-known (some well-worn) porn starlets especially in the second half of this wide screen DVD. Mike Hunt and company took their time shooting the array of suck and fuck scenes over a 4 month period in 2011 so it's not like your typical 5 scene gonzo entry.

A blonde bounds onto Ralphy's bed where a blindfolded and tied up Ralphy expects the best but gets the worse when the blonde bounces away after lighting his bed on fire that's shown via a swirling flame animated effect.

At Urick University, in Blow Jobology, Sex Ed prof Mika Tan teaches all of three students and has two of them come before Ralphy for a presentation about safe sex. A big and beautiful blonde named Lucy administers a blow job and a hand job to a dude wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sporting a shaved prick. He grabs inside Mika's blouse during some of the blow job action that ends with a weak cum shot---!!

On a couch, a black dude joins Ralphy, his Dad and that other dude with the shaved prick to watch a vid on a funky TV. The 4 watch the black dude sucking and fucking cute Renae Cruz on a blue couch. In early action, Rene masturbates then kneels in the couch for blow job moments. She sports a hairy triangular pussy patch and looks great until awkward cowgirl moments occur in the small couch. She takes a quick mish then drops to the carpet for a facial---!! 1/2

Couch Cock (some guy, no clue who this is) likes to watch gals dress via a hole in the wall. He joins blonde Nicole Anniston on a couch and fucks her with an assist from some dildos. The crappy camera angles that show Nicole's boob incision scarring drops this encounter a notch or two---! 1/2

A brief interlude reveals Ralphy and that other nimrod spying on the Dean of Urick College (Lisa Ann) while she dresses, puts on a bright purple top. More spying as the Sex Ed prof is spied upon.

Uncle Jerry (Ron Jeremy) shows up to give Ralphy some advice. He tells him to watch as he picks up the first gal that he sees. He leads Lucy back to a couch where Ron gets a strip tease then sucks Lucy's twat. Mishing leads to a hand job/blow job that results in a weak cum shot. Lucy's after suck moments are the best thing about this otherwise weak scene---!!

So, the first hour of LEISURE SUIT RALPHY XXX lets the other male characters have their fun but Ralphy get his in the remainder of this DVD. At a massage parlor, he gets a terrific blow job/hand job from Prya Rai---!!! My DVD went bonkers for his encounters with Mika Tan then the French exchange student, the buxom and beautiful Liza Del Sierra, so no ! rating for this portion of the DVD. Ralphy and a cohort jump Ava Devine in bed, which leads to rushed anal/suck combos plus a few DP positions thrown in for good measure---!! Ralphy gets unexpected guidance from Uncle Jerry as he obtains some pictures of the Dean, which leads to a solid suck and fuck session with Lisa Ann on the teacher's desk of a detention classroom---!! 1/2 Ralphy graduates and dreams of sucking and fucking his mean boss, the lovely Katsuni, who delivers the DVD's best action while upon a couch and on the floor. A solid facial paints her chin and drips onto her boobs for the finale---!!! 1/2

So, LEISURE SUIT RALPHY XXX (2012, Mike Hunt Productions) boasts a great cast and plenty of action in its 3 1/2 hours but it's a mess and the slacker comedy is pretty lame for the most part. More careful editing is really needed here and that's why LEISURE SUIT RALPHY XXX: A HARDCORE VIDEO GAME PARODY gets !! 1/2 outta !!!!! for not being "game over" sooner.



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