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Latin Tongues

Studio: Totally Tight
Category:  Gay
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Overall Rating 1.5 stars
Latin Tongues overall rating 1.5 stars
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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  2/22/2009
For the life of me I cannot understand why this video should be entitled LATIN TONGUES since only two of the six performers can conceivably qualify as Latino. It would be more understandable to have titled it THE RETURN OF RICK AND JON as Rick Donovan appears in no fewer than three scenes and Jon King appears in two. More apropos however would have been to have called it LIMP DICK AND CHUNKIE since Donovan find it impossible to get an erection (and even more difficulty shooting a load) while King needs to go to a gym and work on his waistline. Yet, of the two, King has stood the test of time better. Donovanís body is wrinkled and as flabby as his dick, and he has a sickly pasty color that is further emphasized when he appears in scenes with brown-skinned performers.

The first scene features these two relics of the past and it can only serve as nostalgia time because the scene works up no heat whatsoever. Rick strains to get his ďhumongousĒ cock hard and Jon canít conceal the fact that he has been fucked regularly on film for over twenty years and now has an ass that could house a mini-van. Both were hot, sexy, and fun in their time; but that time has long passed.

Things perk up (including dicks) in the second scene when it begins with Max Grand and Kip Young. Max looks much better here than when he shaved his chest for Falcon epics. His hairy massive chest is much more of a turn-on and it is erotic to see a virile man suck cock. It is also erotic to see Kip sucking on Maxís uncut tube of brown flesh. In order to appear young Kip has shaved every hair from his slim nubile body including his armpits and around his nipples. Only a trim pubic bush remains on his glabrous physique, and he provides a wonderful contrast to the barbellate manliness of Grand.
Left to themselves this could have been a stimulating scene. Unfortunately it is marred by the inclusion of Rick Donovan continuing his ineffectual struggles to achieve an erection. Not even Kipís and Maxís oral ministrations can bring firmness to the flaccid flesh. How Rick manages to get it in Kipís ass is a mystery the director has kept from us.

In the third scene Storm and Tony Montana do their best to try and ignore Rick as Storm deep-throats Tonyís prick and demonstrates that he can give on of the best blowjobs in the business. As this is going on Rick stuffs his soft sausage into Tonyís mouth. It really takes all the enjoyment out of a scene when the viewer is filled with concern for a performer struggling to get hard. We so want him to succeed/
Storm fucks Tony to open him up for Rickís limp dick.

For the finale Max is sucking on Alvin Erdís very stiff truncheon when Jon King drags his heavy body onto the bed and deep=throats Max. Alvin fucks Jon.

And so LATIN TONGUES ends with few Latin performers and no one getting a tongue bath. The producers probably thought to sell this by bringing back Donovan and King, but the video would have been better without them. Fans of the two should especially avoid this film as if would be best to remember them as they were. Is anything crueler than time?



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