The Little Details
Running Time: 58 min.
Production Date: 2003
Cast: Veronica Snow, Savannah Rose, Lena Ramon, Brandi Lyons, Lyla Lei, and Heather Heels
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: This series has had some good action, but the DVD authoring has been so horrible that I can’t go in with too high of expectations.
Initial Reaction: Although the overall DVD authoring sucks, the movie’s pretty darn hot!
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting all girl action with a focus on ass licking and anal action
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting DVD authoring that looks to have been done by somebody old enough to legally watch the movie.
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, and there were very few background noises to interfere with the action. The video is also okay. There’s a few camera shakes and soft focus blurs, but very little grain or any other problems to interfere with the action.
Disc Complaints: The disc is extremely minimal in any technical ability. Although there are menus, they’re barely even advanced enough to call menus. There’s also no time stamp, which makes the DVD as a whole feel even shoddier.
Menus: As usual with Mother Productions, the menus here are some of the worst you’ll ever see. Basically all you get is four colored blocks with a number on them to let you make your selection. The last colored block is for the trailers, but apparently whoever authors Mother Productions’ DVDs is too confused by the choice between Trailers and Previews for the box, so they just went with Four instead.
The FeatureThe Lady Ass Lickers series goes with a simple idea. In each and every scene, the girls lick each other’s ass. They sometimes break out toys or fuck each other’s ass, but mostly they just work each other over naturally and get in plenty of ass licking.
|Scene 1 - Veronica Snow and Savannah Rose|
Brunette Veronica and dirty blonde Savannah, who also has a great rack and a hideous stud under her lower lip, start things out lying on the bed in dresses talking about how sad it is to be all dressed up and not have anywhere to go on a Saturday night. They suddenly find something to do when Veronica pops Savannahs’ tits out of her dress. She sucks them and then starts trying to talk Savannah out of getting them done when Savannah mentions getting a boob job. Veronica keeps working over Savannah’s tits and has her strip down before stripping down to show off her own great body. She gives Savannah’s tits a few more licks before moving down to work on her pussy. She even has Savannah roll over so she can lick her ass after lubing it up with a bit of spit. Veronica mixes up plenty of pussy and ass rubbing with some enthusiastic ass licking and a few spanks before working a small buttplug into Savannah’s ass. After she satisfies Savannah, Veronica lies back on the bed and lets her tongue her twat. Savannah gives Veronica plenty of clit sucking and licking, and then asks if she can lick her all over. Veronica agrees that turnabout it fair play, and rolls over so Savannah can lick her pretty pink pucker with her pierced tongue. After she satisfies Veronica, the girls lie back and cuddle to end the scene.
This is a pretty hot scene. Both ladies have fantastic natural bodies, and I love the mix of play and “girl talk” through the scene. The buttplug is a nice little surprise here, and works nicely in the scene. This is a great scene for showing how chemistry can make nastier action a beautiful thing.
|Scene 2 - Lena Ramon and Brandi Lyons|
Brunettes Lena and Brandi sit around chatting about feeding the pets trying to find something to do to relieve the boredom. Lena decides that it’s too hot so she might as well get naked, and Brandi quickly agrees with the idea. When they realize that they’re both naked and both cute, they decide to play with each other a bit with Lena leading the charge with a little nipple licking. Brandi returns the favor before working her tongue between Lena’s legs before lying back so Lena can lap at her clit. She takes things a step further by having Brandi lift her legs up so she can lick her ass. Brandi has Lena get on all fours so she can eat her chocolate starfish in return before Lena gives her a little more oral love. Finally, they relax back on the couch and kiss before the camera decides to take a good look at the fish and finally fade out.
This is a pretty hot scene. Brandi is a girl who I don’t necessarily care for, but who always seems to impress me on camera. Lena is a girl who I definitely enjoy, and the main reason I picked this one up. The girls make a great pair here, and have some nice fun with the scene. They get into the ass licking pretty darn well, both for giving and receiving, and definitely drew me into the scene. This is a pretty darn good ass licking scene.
|Scene 3 - Lyla Lei, Heather Heels, and Veronica Snow|
Heather, a slutty looking big tittied bottle blonde with plenty of tattoos and piercings, starts her scene out wearing some white lingerie, stockings, and gloves playing on the bed with Lyla, a hot Oriental wearing a little orange outfit. They’re interrupted by Veronica almost as soon as they start, who tells them to just keep doing what they’re doing as she moves in to check out Lyla’s ass. They quickly move on to strip down Heather so Lyla can work on her pussy while Veronica moves from Heather’s tits to Lyla’s ass. She starts Lyla out with a little tongue for her bung and then works on it with her little buttplug. Heather and Veronica trade places for a bit before Veronica lets Heather eat Lyla a little more while she works on Heather’s ass with another toy. She gives Heather’s ass plenty of slaps while Heather works on Lyla’s pussy with a vibe. The girls decide to double team each other next, and give Veeronica the first try with Lyla working on her pussy and Heather giving her ass a bit of tongue and toy love. Heather moves to the pussy for Lyla’s turn while Veronica works on Lyla’s ass before getting a little more ass love herself. Finally, the girls share a bit of kissing as the camera fades out.
This is a pretty good scene. It’s definitely much heavier on the anal action than the other scenes, but has just as much chemistry and enjoyment. I actually like the toys here, as the heavier toy usage of the scene along with the group aspect really helps to set this scene apart from the others. This is another playful scene with plenty of chemistry.
Lady Ass Lickers 13 is a very enjoyable all girl asslicking movie. As always, Veronica Snow is there to lead the charge, which I think is great because I find her an incredibly sexy woman. I think her age shows here in the good way, and comes through both in her sexuality and also as a bit of a porn mentor in the opening scene. She has a real and refreshing feel to her that’s just great to see now and then amidst all the smoke and mirrors of pornoland. The rest of the cast also does a nice job, and they all look like they enjoy asslicking and like they’re having fun in general. No, Lady Ass Lickers 13 isn’t a great feat of porno magic, but it does have some sex that appears to have been done by people who were enjoying themselves just as much doing what they do as I did watching what they do, and I really enjoyed it. Sometimes simple is good.
The Extra StuffThere’s a few trailers after the movie.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: All girl, rimming (female > female), toys, and anal
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None needed
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Mother Production’s DVDs can be found online for between about $10 and $25, with most stores offering them near the high end. Although there’s no way I can recommend this one at that level, it’s a very good rental. Although the authoring appears to have been done by inmates at the zoo, the sex is done very nicely. The technical aspects fight to get a little above average, but the extras suck. This is a darn hot movie that’s held back by being on a piss poor overall DVD.
Note to Mother Productions: It’s really too bad that nobody there seems to care about how poorly your DVDs are authored. With a little effort, such as a time stamp, real menus, and maybe an extra like a bonus scene from another release, this one would have easily been a full point higher overall.
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