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LA Pink: A XXX Porn Parody

Studio: Burning Angel
Category:  Alt-Porn , Comedy
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DAF1740's ratings for LA Pink: A XXX Porn Parody:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
LA Pink: A XXX Porn Parody overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks LA Pink: A XXX Porn Parody Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks LA Pink: A XXX Porn Parody Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex LA Pink: A XXX Porn Parody Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting LA Pink: A XXX Porn Parody Plot/Acting rating 5 stars
Extras LA Pink: A XXX Porn Parody DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality LA Pink: A XXX Porn Parody A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by DAF1740  on  11/1/2009

The Plot
…is fantastic. As you’ve probably guessed by now, LA Pink is a parody of LA Ink, and Burning Angel copies the TLC reality show feel to perfection. From the “confessional” sequences to the requisite walks down the street and into the tattoo shop, it really feels like you’re watching a legitimate program (except there’s a lot more sex-talk and un-bleeped profanity). I especially appreciated the beautiful blurred shots of LA’s night lights. The first time around, I watched the film with my wife, skipping over the sex parts just to enjoy the humorous story line—it’s that good. The plot has a bunch of twists and turns that I’ll refrain from mentioning, lest I ruin the fun (no spoilers here), but take my word for it: you won’t find better acting or a better conceived and carried out plot anywhere else in porn.


Joanna Angel does an exceptional job as tattoo entrepreneur Joanna Von Angel, looking and acting just like Kat Von D (except with a higher voice). Watching her is always a pleasure, and her intelligence and creativity are certainly refreshing in the normally brain-dead world of porn. My favorite Burning Angel, Draven, plays Joanna’s rock-star girlfriend, Nicole Sevvven, and really conveys the macho rock-star attitude of her namesake, Nikki Sixx. Although Draven’s breathtaking beauty and femininity are compromised a bit by her authentic performance, I can’t help but appreciate any reference to my favorite metal band of all time. Andy San Dimas (my next favorite Angel after Draven), is Joanna’s best friend and co-worker. Not only is she drop-dead gorgeous, but she plays the shallow, bitchy role to perfection. CoCo Velvet, a new discovery for me, is a recent arrival in LA, just getting used to the feel of the city. She’s got a gentle side to her, but is able to fit in with Andy and Joanna just fine. CoCo is very attractive, and her appearance compliments that of the other women nicely; she’s so down to earth, she reminds me of a lot of girls I’ve known. All four women mercilessly pick on sweet and innocent Misti Dawn, the shop’s receptionist. Misti has the hots for Brian Street Team, the only artist of the bunch who’s a male and, hence, the only one who can’t get any clients. Sean Michaels plays the CEO of a frozen pizza company who confronts Joanna with a business proposition, and James Deen is his hapless assistant.


The entire cast does a great job making this all work, thanks to their chemistry and acting skills. It’s seriously just like watching reality TV, albeit with a twist.

Scene 1: Joanna Angel (solo)
Like any good businesswoman, Joanna starts the day off by masturbating, and she heads up to the rooftop for some wild fingering and dildo action. Her pale skin looks great here, and it’s always a pleasure to watch a pro like Joanna get herself off.

Scene 2: Joanna Angel and Draven Star
Returning back to LA after a long stint on the road, Nicole doesn’t even let Joanna finish her confessional, but goes after her right away. It’s interesting to watch Joanna play the more feminine half of the girl-girl pair, as she usually dominates her partner, but here it’s Nicole who’s the boyfriend. As I mentioned above, I find Draven absolutely stunning, and I thoroughly enjoy watching her writhe, moan, and quiver under Joanna’s expert touch. Nobody, and I mean nobody, can do girl on girl as good as Joanna. A+

Scene 3: Andy San Dimas, CoCo Velvet, and Erik Everhard
Loser Erik comes in to get a very interesting tattoo, but Andy and CoCo decide they’d rather fuck him. I’m not normally a fan of MFF in porn, but these women are just so beautiful that it makes the scene work. With her long legs, perky tits, and round butt, voluptuous Andy makes me drool just looking at her, while CoCo’s small breasts and curved figure provide for a nice contrast; I especially appreciate the way her stockings accentuate her thighs. Both women recall pin-up models of the past, making this perhaps the most strokable scene on the DVD. My only gripe is that the camera seems to focus a little too much on the bigger picture, whereas I’d prefer more close-ups of the lovely ladies' more intimate charms.

Scene 4: Misti Dawn and James Deen, Joanna Angel and Sean Michaels
I must confess, while I think Joanna is an incredible actress and an even better director/creative artist, I don’t usually get off on her boy-girl scenes for some reason. Still, she’s of course an expert performer, and seems to be getting more beautiful with each film. What I love most of all, however, is how she stays in character even while sucking cock, getting her cunt licked, or fucking in doggie, mish, and reverse cowgirl.

This is petite redhead Misti Dawn’s first ever anal scene, and I’m certainly glad it’s with James Deen, who takes things nice and slow, making this a passionate and sensual bout of lovemaking. With a little more extra padding than the other women on the DVD, Misti’s body provides a nice bit of variation; personally, I have a mental block that prohibits me from feeling arousal during her scenes, since she looks almost exactly like the wife of one of my closest friends. But I’m sure you won’t have that problem, and will appreciate to the fullest extent how she and James give each other oral and move through the vaginal positions before getting to the big A. It’s great that James almost always gives the girls anilingus in his scenes—that should be a porn prerequisite, in my opinion. A woman’s ass should never go unlicked.

Scene 5: Joanna Angel, James Deen, and Sean Michaels
Joanna is such an expert taking two cocks that she seems more at ease with two than with one. This scene takes place in an SUV limo, and champagne helps get things started. Ms. Von Angel does simultaneous oral and vaginal, before getting DP’d with James in her ass. Each man then takes turns stuffing Joanna’s butt, with some A2M mixed in, and then there’s more DP again, with the roles reversed. The guys cum into Joanna’s champagne glass, and she happily downs it all.

Scene 6: Andy San Dimas, CoCo Velvett, Draven Star, and Brian Street Team
Bored Andy, Coco, and Brian are keeping busy cutting snowflakes, when a recently spurned Draven/Nicole shows up and suggests they have some fun with Brian. (I seriously can’t get over how masculine Draven looks in character. Like a real lesbian! Anyway.) The three BEAUTIFUL women team up to give him head. We get to see their spectacular tits and a little bit of their gorgeous bodies, but this is essentially a chance for these three sirens to show off their oral skills. While straight-out oral isn’t usually my thing, it certainly helps when the ladies look this good.

Scene 7: Andy San Dimas, Misti Dawn, CoCo Velvett, and Draven Star
Without giving away too much of the plot, this is sort of a reunion, and takes place in a grocery store, on top of some fake produce. The focus is all on pleasing Misti at first, and then they break into couples, with Draven on Coco and Misti on Andy, before they eventually swap. We get some pretty intense girl on girl action here, and lost of eye candy. I could watch these women get their pussies played with all day.

Scene 8: Joanna Angel, Andy San Dimas, Misti Dawn, CoCo Velvett, Draven Star, and James Deen
Sean, Joanna, and James walk in on the all-girl foursome, and let’s just say that things end happily when Sean gets sent away and James gets mobbed by not one, not two, not three, but FIVE gorgeous women. I eagerly await the day when Mr. Deen reveals what he did in his last life to merit such a reincarnation. At one point, all the women attack his cock like a pack of hungry wolves. James seems to take a particular liking to Coco’s mouth and pussy, and we get to see plenty of her here; then each woman gets her turn, with Andy and, oh my God, Draven as my personal favorites.…well, maybe after Coco…ah, hell, with five gorgeous naked women to choose from, you can’t go wrong.

The DVD
The A/V quality is phenomenal, and this is overall a very high-end production. We also get the by now standard classic Burning Angel BTS, which is such a refreshing break from the standard fare. But hey, when those making the porn are cool, intelligent, and creative people you would actually like to hang out with, it makes sense that watching the whole process would be fun as well. The theme music, “This is my Anthem,” by Shiragirl, will get stuck in your head for the rest of your life. Be forewarned.

Summary
From my personal point of view, the only thing that could have made this film better would be more of Draven, Andy, and Coco (and their respective breasts, vaginas, and anuses). But, come on, the ring tone on Joanna Von Angel’s cell phone is “Rock n’ Roll in your Butthole.” That’s how cool this movie is. Watch it. Enjoy it. Own it.



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