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Kung Fu Pussy

Studio: Burning Angel
Category:  Alt-Porn
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The D-Man's ratings for Kung Fu Pussy:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Kung Fu Pussy overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Kung Fu Pussy Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Kung Fu Pussy Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Kung Fu Pussy Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Kung Fu Pussy Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras Kung Fu Pussy DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Kung Fu Pussy A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by The D-Man  on  10/22/2011
The Action:

Kung-fu master Tom Byron teaches many students, to include a trio of tattooed women: Joanna Angel (adept with the Iron Ass style), Jessie Lee (highly skilled with the Dragon Tits style) and Kleio (which is very capable with the Lotus Pussy style), who are just as likely to brawl with each other. Alas, Master Byron regrets teaching a previous student, Deen Wang (James Deen), who went on to become a powerful villain. Thus, Master Byron plans to send the three women, "The Flaky Ninjas", to stop the nefarious Mr. Wang.

Scene 1: Tom wants to talk to Joanna Angel about her Iron Ass technique, but that soon turns into fornication, beginning with a blowjob that sees Joanna going far down on Tom's staff. In turn, Tom demonstrates his pussy licking and fucking techniques on Joanna's pussy from behind, and then sticks Joanna's hoo-ha and butthole in missionary. Perhaps as no big surprise, there's some A2M, which gives way to some doggie-style buttfucking, the pop-shot and some post-come clean-up.

Scene 2: Meanwhile, Kleio and Jessie Lee nearly come to blows at during meditation time. However, the two women expend their energy in another way, by fucking two other Shaolin disciples, Tommy Pistol and Mr. Pete. The actions starts off with some head, with Jessie getting her mouth fucked quite nicely. But hey, Kleio isn't bad either when it comes to sucking down the old salami. When the two blondes finish slobbing knobs, they ride their partner's poles, side by side. (Hmmm, if this was a race, Jessie would have the lead). Both ladies then engage in some reverse-cowgirl cock-riding, interrupted momentarily for an additional bit of cock-sucking, which leads to some doggie-style and spoon style screwing (along with Kleio doing a 69) until the guys come.

Tom continues training the three ninjas, but alas, the evil Deen offs the guy. Ah...now, it's personal.

Scene 3: Back at Deen's place, the guy is having some fun with a slave, Dana DeArmond. (Good facial expressions, Dana). The bad-guy unleashes much kissing and groping all over Dana's naked form. But soon thereafter, Dana is sucking on and jerking James' cock, and Ms. DeArmond repeatedly takes the whole thing in her mouth. Dana then sits her flower upon her partner's love muscle for some cowgirl style boffing on a chair. James later puts Dana down onto the floor and bangs her via piledriver. After that, Dana gets in the chair, sticks her ass out, and after some anal fingering, Dana gets her brown-eye worked thanks to some doggie-style anal. A lengthy session of A2M precedes some missionary style anal, and then Dana takes a rectal pounding via reverse-cowgirl anal. James completes the coupling by firing off all over Dana's chin and chest.

Scene 4: After being captured as they approach the villain's holdout, the three kung-fu warriors are chained up with two other slaves: Kelly Kaos and Skin Diamond. Kelly and Skin agree to help out the three avenging angels by distracting the two nearby guards, (played by Brian Street team and Dane Cross). The diversion kicks off with a blowjob, and then Dana fucks Kelly in missionary, while Brian licks Skin's pussy. Of course, Skin is soon getting her pussy pummeled while Kelly gets speared in doggie. The women switch off, and the action involves some missionary and doggie-style boning. Then Skin and Kelly change partners again, and get fucked in a few positions before they earn a facial.

Scene 5: The distraction allows the intrepid trio to find and confront the dastardly evil doer. Initially, James wipes the floor with his opponents, but then they bust out their special styles. As a result, Kleio ends up sitting on James' face, while Jessie Lee blows the dude, and even manages a quick bit of deep-throating. Kleio eventually adds her mouth to the mix, and afterward, Joanna Angel jumps her bum-hole onto the bad guy's cock, thereby getting some rapid fire rump ramming. All three women line up on all fours, and James fucks each of them from behind. (There also a bit where the two of the women get stacked on each other). Soon enough, James slams the buttholes of both Joanna and Kleio, but has just energy to pump Jessie's pussy. Nonetheless, the ninja's sexual power makes Jamesí money shot his last one, and thus, the good guys win. The end.

DVD Extras (a.k.a. "Extra Shit"):

The DVD also includes things such as a Behind the Scenes segment, some Trailers (the Hot For Teacher and Whores of Darkness trailers looked interesting), a Gallery, and some Internet stuff.

Conclusion:

In this light-hearted fuck flick, Dana's DeArmond's scene stood out the most: the lighting, her steady energy, and of course, seeing her booty get banged made for something memorable. The scene with Kleio and Jessie doing the two guys, and the final scene with James fucking all three women, were also pretty darned good. A DVD that provides good sex scenes and a few chuckles is certainly welcome in my DVD player.


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