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Krystal Method

Studio: Club Jenna
Category:  Straight
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Subversive's ratings for Krystal Method:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Krystal Method overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Krystal Method Female looks rating 5 stars
Male Looks Krystal Method Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Krystal Method Sex rating 1.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Krystal Method Plot/Acting rating 1 star
Extras Krystal Method DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Krystal Method A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by Subversive  on  1/26/2005
DVD:
The actual authoring of this DVD is really lame in comparison to not only others on the market but to others coming from the ClubJenna camp. I am of the firm belief that the strength of the DVD lies in it's ability to deliver more than the product. With VHS there is no convenient way to navigate outside of the FF button. The convenience of menus in a DVD makes it more than a product delivery vehicle. At first glance this disc delivers. The menus are pretty standard albeit painfully trendy. But as you click through you are not only treated to a blooper reel that appears to be a complete afterthought, you are also treated to links that should take you to the BTS, the photo galleries etc. What you are given is links to the Clubjenna website. I find that moderately offensive. Why even put the links there in the first place?

Quick hit:
The "Jenna Loves" series has always found me with great anticipation but none have ever really delivered beyond the hype. This video, like others in the series is a gonzo feature with lavish sets. In fact I hate to call it gonzo, I would call it more of a vignette based feature. Where gonzo typically has little in the way of sets, this series uses the sets as a thin plot line that holds the scenes together.

This particular installment is a vehicle for new Clubjenna contract girl, and former hardcore gonzo queen, Krystal Steal. Now I have seen plenty of KS vids in the past, she is an all time favorite in terms of sex appeal and ability to deliver some raw sex, but what a disappointment in this one. To be honest this entire disc was a let down and would have garnered a lower score from me had it not been salvaged by lust for Ms. Steal. I have a theory as to why. Two words. Justin Sterling. I am all for Mrs. Jameson finding her soul-mate and she deserves to be happy. But please do us all a favor and leave hubby at home. Mr. Jameson is slowly unraveling a wonderful career with his "artistic vision". Case in point "The Masseuse". Mr. Sterling is relegated to prop and the movie is brilliant, because Paul Thomas is a director. You Mr. Sterling are no Paul Thomas.

Blow by Blow:
Scene 1 - Krystal Steal and Selena Silver find themselves in retro-gangster gear and an itch in their nylons. Some finger play commences before Randy Spears zaps on-screen and gives Selena Silver an old school boning. Ms. Steal plays the part of voyeur as she watches this tryst from the a distance. Not a bad scene but punctuated by way to much in the visual trickery department. Highlight - Krystal Steal in a red fedora.

Scene 2 - Krystal and Jenna give us a quick tease in a "way to cool for MTV" style music video before going at it atop a bar. I have always like Jenna in trashy fishnets. I like her more with Krystal buried between her legs. This lesbian romp may make this disc worth the cost of a rental but does not deliver the heat that is hyped for. The girls are hot, and the cascading blonde hair with the voyeuristic theme is erotic, but once again the directors visual style trips up any momentum.

Scene 3 - Bella Star, Jamie Lynn, Arianna Jolie, and Joey Ray gives us a visual feast. Actually more like a visually gluttony. I honestly couldn't tell you what was going on in this scene other than a lot of color and a pretty by the numbers performance.

Scene 4 - This is what I have been waiting for. Krystal Steal and Eric Masterson. I have always admired Eric's skills with the man sword. He has always turned in a solid performance in every scene I have scene him in, even saving the day on a couple. This scene has Krystal and Eric in an acrylic box suspended above floor level. Ms. Jameson makes her appearance on this one by watching and ticking the the clit from below. I will have to put this one down in the "it was great idea on paper" category. having access to get angles not typically scene is what probably motivated them to try this. The result is a lit of "pressed against glass" and some really unnatural standing positions. Props to Krystal and eric for their cat like balance. And if your wondering why I am so fixed on the set and not the sex, well that should tell you something about the heat generated in this scene.

Scene 5 - Tall Goddess, Eric Everhard, and John Strong give Mr. Sterling a chance to explore his inner "jules jordan". Too bad for the talent because this may have been a great scene if it weren't for the angles and effects.

I guess this one is worth a rental, but I definitely would recommend a purchase. Let's hope Jenna retires soon before she becomes the next Aerosmith. Can you even remember how good they were when you listen to the new shit?



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