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Kink (VCA)

Kink (VCA)

Studio: VCA
Category:  All Sex , Fetish
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astroknight's ratings for Kink (VCA):
Overall Rating 0 stars
Kink (VCA) overall rating 1/2 star
Female Looks Kink (VCA) Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks Kink (VCA) Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Kink (VCA) Sex rating 1/2 star
Plot/Acting Kink (VCA) Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Kink (VCA) DVD Extras rating 2 stars
Audio/Video Quality Kink (VCA) A/V Quality rating 1/2 star
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  8/2/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 79 min.

Production Date: 5 / 22 / 2006

Director: Alec Metro and Eric Lasher

Cast: Ana Nova, Jayna Oso, Payton, Rachel Luv, Rita Faltoyano, Stephanie Tripp, Alec Metro, Derrick Pierce, Joey Ray, Van Damage, and Will Powers

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: This one looks interesting!

Initial Reaction: Thank God for remote controls!

Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates who misbehave

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are fairly weak. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, but there's some very annoying background noises in the opening scene. At times I thought they were to be music, but if so it's some of the worst I've heard in an adult movie. You also get background noises such as people having sex elsewhere on the set. Part of me couldn't help but wonder if they were left in so the viewer would know that somebody was having a good time around the set. The video is presented in the full frame format, and is also pretty weak. The lighting is well done and there's very little grain, but the camera work is horrible. There's almost constant motion throughout the scenes and not even ten minutes into the movie I started getting that hint of motion sickness. When the cameraman actually remembers one can zoom with the camera rather than staggering forward or back it's about as fast as the camera will go, while the entire movie has a very choppy feeling due to just as inept editing. This movie could have looked better if somebody who knew what they were doing had borrowed their Aunt Muriel's full sized VHS camcorder out of her wet basement and shot the movie than using what appears to have been good equipment with somebody who needed help figuring which end they should look in here.

Music: There's a little music here and there that's nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. Sometimes it works well, such as at the start of the opening scene, and other times it's so horribly bad that I couldn't help but laugh, such as in the third scene.

Menus: The main menu works through a couple quick clips from the movie before settling into a still with a little background animation for a pretty average first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene by a title and a small clip of the scene while the star index lets you choose a scene based on stills of the stars and their names.

The Feature

Kink presents five scenes that are unrelated except for each one having it's own little fetish. There's sometimes a little something to establish the fetish, but never anything close to a story.

Scene 1 – Ana Nova and Will Powers

Ana, in her brunette phase with plenty of highlights, starts her scene of fin a kind of ripped up black and blue top with a black latex pleated skirt, a blue belt, and blue stockings showing off as Will watches. She lays back on a staircase and waves a pair of candles at him which he comes over to take from her before pouring the hot wax around her tits and feet. They cut right to her riding him cowgirl style with most of her clothes gone before cutting to her sucking his cock a little while rubbing her pussy. The action cuts ahead to Will fucking Ana from behind before cutting again to them spooning on a couch. It makes one final cut jumping ahead for Will to give Ana a great pop across her tongue and in front of her face as she looks up at him with wide open eyes.

This scene doesn't come close to making it to the average mark. I like fetishy outfits, but this one did nothing for me with the blue screaming “Blue Light Special”. The camera work was horrible and constantly felt like the cameraman needed to take about three seconds back while also being filled with a little motion that made you wonder if somebody had a little much cough syrup shortly before the scene was shot. If that isn't enough, there's a background sound that I think is to be music but instead comes off kind of like an industrial noise that was more than a little irritating. What little feeling of chemistry you can get is pretty cold with Ana never really looking like she's enjoying herself once Will gets inside her. Yes, she does flash a few smiles, but I think somebody might have just walked by carrying the checkbook for the shoot. This scene's a dud, and perhaps the weakest I've ever seen from Ana Nova.

Scene 2 – Jayna Oso and Van Damage

Jayna starts out her scene chained to a bed in black fishnets with black panties and a black and silver latex corset as Van comes in to admire her. He pinches her nipples a little before sucking them, and moves down to quickly lick her pussy before she sucks his cock in return. Van gives her a little more tongue action as he bends her back before fucking her missionary style, and they keep it going through doggie and reverse cowgirl with Van working in a little more oral action for her as they fuck. They finish things up spooning before Van pops on Jayna's mouth.

This scene is just as bad as the opening scene. Thankfully it's not as jerky and the editing isn't quite as choppy. You also get a bit of a feeling of chemistry with how long the oral goes on. Unfortunately the camera work is even worse than in the first scene and made me wonder if VCA picked up Kink for a couple bucks when Alec Metro was clearing out his crap at a garage sale. This scene had the potential to be a hot scene, but with nobody competent behind the camera it didn't stand a chance.

Scene 3 – Rachel Love and Joey Ray

Kinda cute brunette Rachel starts out the next scene lying back on a table in black and red lingerie with black stockings as Joey walks in sporting a kind of leopard print tattoo on his right forearm that looks like it might have been done with a magic marker. He checks out her tits and gives them a few sucks before squirting some honey over them. He licks it up while mixing in a few kisses for her, and continues with a little whipped cream as she rubs her pussy. Rachel sucks his cock as he squirts a little more whipped cream on his cock, and begins to moan uncontrollably as Joey licks her shaved pussy before starting to fuck it missionary style. They mix in a little watermelon eating as they fuck before Alec pours some wine over Rachel's back fucking her from behind and over his cock as she blows him. She sucks him a bit more before riding him cowgirl style anally, and gives up a little more ass missionary style before Joey pops on her stomach.

Let's see... Poor camera work, poor chemistry, long, loud, and dead vocals, and music so bad it's downright laughable. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't hold back the whimper of “make it stop, please, make it stop” and I'm not quite sure how I was unable to keep from curling into the fetal position on the floor shaking uncontrollably. Rachel also had a dead look in her eyes that made me think of chemical substances and reminded me that there was no way I could have enough alcohol to make this an enjoyable scene. If I remember right Joey Ray and Alec Metro were friends. I wonder if they remained so after this scene.

Scene 4 – Rita Faltoyano and Derrick Pierce

Derrick, looking a bit like a prison bitch's fantasy with his bald head, bandanna, tattoos, pierced nipples, and leather pants, admires Rita as she sits with her back to him in some sexy black and red lingerie. He checks her out as he walks around her before breaking out a sword which he twirls due to the magic of fast forwarding video and runs it around her. Derrick puts it back before moving back to Rita and kissing his way around her. She sucks his cock in return before riding it in each of the cowgirls, and lets Derrick pick her up and fuck her before sucking his cock and letting him slide it into her ass from behind. Finally, Derrick pops on Rita's ass.

This might be the best scene in the movie, but that isn't saying much. At least Rita looks like she's having an okay time, but Derrick spends most of his time through the scene looking like he's distracted by how many more men are going to be writing him fan letters after this scene. Derrick and Rita are normally good solid performers, but even they can't get this scene close to the average level.

Scene 5 – Payton, Stephanie Tripp, and Alec Metro

Brunette Stephanie starts out the final scene in a black corset with long gloves and pink fishnets rubbing her pussy in a cage as Alec watches wearing only a black shirt and looking creepy as can be. Blonde Payton walks in wearing her own little black outfit and lets her loose before laying back in the cage for Stephanie to lick her pussy. The action cuts to Stephanie lying back on top of the cage with Alec licking her slit before cutting back to the inside of the cage where he fucks Payton missionary style. The next cut moves Alec to the wall where Stephanie sucks his cock and gets it jammed down her throat with Payton nowhere in sight. The scene cuts to Payton riding Alec reverse cowgirl style as Stephanie watches in the background and then comes up to suck him a little more. Payton gets back on Alec to ride him cowgirl style before Stephanie backs off to fuck her own ass with a toy. Alec moves back to her to eat her ass before fucking it missionary style as Stephanie holds a pocket rocket on her clit. She even swings back and forth in the cage with Alec impaling her ass before he finally pops on her pussy after an editing cut.

Hold on to your seats, boys and girls, since this one's a shocker. Believe it or not, this is yet another poorly done scene. Yes, it's a threesome, but although Payton appears like she should be the dominant one in the scene, or maybe it should be split between her and Alec since she's the one with the key to the cage, she barely seems to be into the scene. She doesn't seem interested at all in Stephanie unless Stephanie has her tongue up her cunt and the camera actually seems like it wants to avoid her throughout the scene. I'm kind of used to that with the guys' faces, but not with dime a dozen bottle blondes. This scene finishes the movie at the same rock bottom level it began with.

Michael Ninn. Veronica Hart. The Dark Brothers. Antonio Passolini. There's been some big names directing behind VCA over the years, and with Kink Alec Metro shows that he's probably better equipped washing their cars, fetching them sandwiches and drinks, and mixing in a little jizzmopping after the scenes than he is joining their ranks as a director. There's a dark feeling to the movie and a touch of style that shows a touch of potential, but, more often than not it comes off feeling like an overly cheap first attempt with an overabundance of ineptness. The camera work and editing is also some of the worst I've ever seen from a VCA product, and had me not only laughing at how bad it was (and not in the good Bruce Campbell kind of way) but looking away wincing in pain. Kink is easily one of the worst movies I've seen in a very long time, and the only reason it doesn't get a complete goose-egg is that Rita Faltoyano made me forget how bad the entire movie was for about three quarters of a second. I don't know if the Flynts are trying to use VCA as a tax write-off or if somebody lost a bet with Alec Metro and Eric Lasher, but with how piss poor Kink (as well as Alec Metro's other movies) have been, whoever green-lighted them deserves to be moved to a job that requires a promotion to get a paper hat. I'm not sure Kink is even good enough to be used as a coaster.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about three and a half minutes with about six seconds per good looking snapshot or full screen photo. Trailers are included for 18 & Easy 10, Fetish Factory 2, Letters to an Angel, Soccer Moms, Adventure Sex 4, Barely Legal 70, Barely Legal Corrupted 8, Campus Confessions 11, and The DaVinci Load 2: Angels In Semen. There's also commercials and a bonus disc of Bad Influence (which was better than the main release here even though it was far from a good movie).

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, hot wax, B&D (light), food play, anal, masturbation, voyeurism, lesbian, group, toys, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: There's no real plot, but with how poorly it's done I can't think of it as having a high stroke factor either

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many VCA DVDs can be found online for between about $6 and $25 with many stores offering them for under $15. If somebody offers to pay you the top end to watch this one, hold out for more money. The movie is painfully bad with poor chemistry, poor technical aspects and downright horrible camera work, and nothing to mention for the extras except the bonus movie. Pass this one by.

Note to VCA: You got rid of directors like Veronica Hart and Passolini for shit like this??????

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