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Jolene, Dirty Housewife

Jolene, Dirty Housewife

Studio: Real Shots
Category:  All Sex , Amateur , MILF
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astroknight's ratings for Jolene, Dirty Housewife:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Jolene, Dirty Housewife overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Jolene, Dirty Housewife Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Jolene, Dirty Housewife Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Jolene, Dirty Housewife Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting Jolene, Dirty Housewife Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Jolene, Dirty Housewife DVD Extras rating 0 stars
Audio/Video Quality Jolene, Dirty Housewife A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/20/2013

NOTE: This is a homemade video. True amateur and homemade movies don’t have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. I’m rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also aren’t normally the ‘glamour stars’ one expects from studio porn, and instead are people who look exactly like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as it’s often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesn’t have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, true amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what they’re doing to have fun and because they enjoy it. All the things that separate them from studio porn contribute to that charm, I hope people will keep that in mind when checking out this review and not just look at the ratings as the ultimate word on this release. Since the technical aspects are normally lacking and there normally isn’t much for extras in amateur features, I’ve weighted my overall rating more heavily towards the sex than I do in most studio porn.

Running Time: 77 min.

Production Date: None credited

Director: None credited

Cast: Jolene and her husband

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done for a homemade movie. The audio is a bit hit or miss with some background noises from the camera and other sources, and some of the dialogue is a bit hard to hear. That said, it's pretty average for a homemade release. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great for a homemade release. Yes, there's some camera motion and lighting imbalances, but the picture is often very clear and far exceeded what I expected for video quality.

Watermark Warning: Although the normally don’t bother me much, there is a small and tasteful watermark warning that stays in the lower right corner. This made it very easy to filter out for me, and quite honestly, I didn’t notice it unless I thought about it.

The Movie: Jolene is a smoking hot dirty blonde with a bit of a southern accent. She has a tight body, a sexually adventurous spirit, and thanks to her owning a video camera or two, we get to see some of the fun that she and her hubby have.

Scene 1 – Jolene and her man

Jolene starts out wearing thigh high black boots along with a red and black corset and panties laying on her stomach on a bed as her man plays with her pussy from behind and eats her as she urges him on. He strips down to fuck her doggie style and lets Jolene up to show off for the camera and work herself to a very happy orgasm with a toy. Her hubby moves back in for her to suck his cock as Jolene continues to work on herself with her toy. She strips down and turns around so her hubby can play with her ass as she continues to work her pussy over with the jackrabbit style vibe. Jolene finally sets the toy aside and goes back to concentrating on her man orally as he plays with her pussy. She pulls off to show how much she's drooling and plays with the spit, and then turns around to let her man fuck her doggie style. Jolene's man finally busts a nut in her pussy and milks himself deep into her before she rolls over and tries to squeeze it back out without any luck. She does, however, have a little luck playing with herself a bit more.

Scene 2 – Jolene

Jolene starts out chatting with the camera welcoming “you” to her world and showing off in a little sleeveless top with black leggings and sexy black shooties. She slides off her leggings and plays with her pussy around a pair of green panties before working in a little anal play as well. Jolene moves on to fuck her pussy with a red jackrabbit style vibe laying on her back and stomach, and pulls it out to show a little creaminess on the tip. She moves on with a small blue vibe that she puts to work on her asshole as well as adding the jackrabbit back in for her pussy to DP herself. Finally Jolene gives the camera a few last works along with a little extra eye candy.

Scene 3 – Jolene and her man

Jolene starts the next scene on her knees quickly moving in to mouth her man's meat. She eagerly sucks and strokes his cock as he grunts away. Finally, the guy explodes all over Jolene's face and tits, and even she seems shocked by his load. She shows it off a bit and comments on it before the camera fades out.

Scene 4 – Jolene and her man

Jolene starts the final scene looking hotter than heck in a little white and purple lingerie. She teases the camera and runs a finger around her panties to tease her pussy as well as sliding them aside to play with each of her holes as she rolls to her side. She lays back and plays with herself through her robe before her man moves in to eat her bald pussy while she strokes his cock. Jolene lets him lack back so she can suck him as well, and turns around to tease him with her pussy and ass. She moves up to ride his face and leans back to suck and stroke his cock, and in the background you can see that Jolene has his feed strapped to the bed. He comments on how he wishes he could touch her asshole as she teases him, which makes it sound like his hands might be partially bound as well. Jolene finally rides him cowgirl style, and refuses to let him cum when he mentions it the first time. Finally the guy cums just as Jolene slides off his cock, and lets her have a second great spurt on her fantastic ass.

It's been quite a while since I checked out a homemade porn video, mostly due to Shot at Home being sold a couple years ago with the current owners seeming to let it slide into mediocrity. Thankfully the mastermind who started Shot at Home is now back with and kicks things off with a few fresh faces including Jolene. Just like Lift Bridge Brewery reminded me of why I love hops with their Hop Dish American IPA earlier this year, reminded me why I love homemade porn with Jolene. Quite simply, everything clicks here. Jolene has a great body and a pretty face with a wonderful naughty spark that frequents her eyes and a mouth that isn't afraid to get a bit nasty. She's not afraid to dress sexy, and definitely enjoys teasing the camera. Sexually there's a great balance, with fucking, plenty of oral including a blowjob only scene, a touch of B&D, toys, and a little anal play. For a debut release, that's plenty and it shows that this lovely lady is definitely worth keeping an eye on! Yes, the technical skills aren't here compared to a studio release, but there's a charm here that I've rarely found in a studio release as well. Jolene is a fantastic homemade porn debut, and one that's definitely worth the purchase.

The Extras: As usual with Real Shots, there's no extras. This is done on purpose to give the best quality technical aspects possible while also keeping the price tag as affordable as possible.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: Buy it!

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