I don't know quite why, but when it comes to a choice, Joey Silvera all
too often gets muscled down my wants list by the usual suspects. So finally
he has my undivided attention, and with some really nice natural girls
and some serious sexual athletes on the roster, Service Animals 9 looks
like a fine place to get in deep.
Faith and Jeanie
The movie opens on a knockout shot of Jeanie Rivers' tights-clad ass as
she crawls up stairs…
...I interrupt this review to bring you the news that Joey Silvera is
god. I have seen the light and it shines from Jeanie Rivers' ass…
If anyone was to ask me what it is that I really want to see in a porno
movie, top of the list would be shots like this of Jeanie's perfect full
butt and rounded thighs all irresistibly wrapped in shimmering sheer nylon.
Then she turns round and reveals tan lines tracing her perky tits. Oh
boy. This is too much. Add to this the gorgeous, vivacious Faith having
naughty fun in a boiler room with Mark, and we have the makings of a superb
scene - Mark has his hands full with this mischievous duo.
Both girls are nicely curvy and eager in attitude, though dark-haired
Faith shades the match with her impressive deep throating ability. Lots
of cock sucking and some really hot kissing help build a smouldering mood.
The girls kiss properly for once and Faith really gets her face into Jeanie's
pussy. There's a little playful choking (which may sound like an oxymoron,
but believe me, it's just fooling around compared to what comes later
in the movie) and simply one great shot after another of butts and tits
and all that good stuff.
The trio move to a couch in another room. My sole (no pun intended)complaint
about this scene is that Jeanie's tights are completely removed, but then
that does reveal her sweet feet so it's far from the end of the world.
This is, after all, a very specialised area of attraction! I guess this
is all about those great little details that really set it apart, no more
so than the way Faith just rides and rides on Mark's dick - I don't know
if she really comes, but it sent shivers up my spine. I felt it anyway.
Mark nails sweet blonde Jeanie (who is so pretty and has such beautiful
eyes, but is wearing way too much make-up) and then gives each girl a
good doggy fuck over the end of the couch. Faith's exceptional oral skills
are much in evidence too - she can really take it down without gagging
and her bright, open attitude to this sort of sex makes for much less
nerve-racking viewing. Mark finally spunks on their faces and they have
a little kiss, but I could have done with lingering just a little longer
after. Otherwise, I thought this was exceptional: the girls, the mood,
the outfits, and the sex all come together so well. It's hard without
being spiteful and that makes it great fun in my book.
Bisexual Britni and Felix Vicious
On the other hand, this scene is anything but light-hearted. I certainly
think you'd need a strong character to play this rough, but I am not going
to nanny these tough chicks. If this is the way they like to play, then
so be it. It's hard to fathom how ones so young can be quite so nasty
or so, for want of a better word, "sophisticated" in their sexual preferences.
That is presuming, as it would appear, that they like to do this and not
just because Mr Silvera's pay cheque says so. There are plenty more issues
to debate around this sort of sex and my attitude is far from set.
What am I babbling about? Well, I shall attempt to provide a very mild
what happens. Extremely pale blonde Britni isn't my poster girl, let's
be clear, but her attitude is interesting to say the least. She's posing
about in a little plaid skirt and nothing else, showing Joey her ass and
tits, when her friend - tall, tan, pretty Felix - shows up. Both girls
have lots of tattoos and quite a few piercings between them (not to my
taste - Felix has a particularly ugly piercing in her cheek). Britni,
jealous of Felix's height and wannabe cool attitude, grabs her by the
hair and forces her to eat pussy, bending the leggy girl down and slapping
her face and tits as she berates her in crude terms. Felix seems to get
a little tearful - no wonder, as she appears quite dazed by the vicious
treatment at Britni's little hands. Felix gets the chance to dominate
the smaller girl but her heart doesn't seem to be in it, even though Britni
readily switches to the submissive role and whines pleadingly as Felix
slaps her back.
Brandon Iron enters the fray and readily encourages the girls to be mean
to each other, and the trio move inside to a garage where Brandon really
pushes their limits in some phenomenally intense action. Merely watching
this is like a slap in the face. It's hard to put it all together to relate
it back to you, but let's just mention intense (that word again, not by
chance) deep throating, masses of drool, slapping, spanking, spitting
mixed with tender kisses and sweet pussy eating. It's an emotional roller
coaster for the girls and they appear to be enthusiastic passengers. This
is a pretty inadequate description of a scene in which Britni is choked
till her face is purple (though note that she holds her breath herself
after…she's a kinky girl all right). There's a fair bit of breath restriction
of one form or another, by Brandon and by the girls on each other. The
deep throat, or rather throat fucking, is right on the edge and some of
the drool that the girls spit into each other's mouths - they're close
friends of course! - looks kind of, uh, chunky…
While the rough stuff sails close to the wind, there's loads of fucking
too, lots of great shots of Felix's smooth butt especially, and even Joey
can't help jumping into the scene to try out Felix's oral technique. Britni
returns to take Brandon's cock into her ass and finally he pops his load
into Felix's mouth and she passes it to her girlfriend. Again, I am hardly
doing the intensity of this stuff justice - it really is harsh but compelling
viewing. I've been raking over this kind of stuff in my head lately, especially
after The Fashionistas, and whether I really like it. I tend to find the
crude abuse something of a turn off, but quite contradictorily I nearly
explode when Britni shoves Felix's head into her ass and demands to know
if she likes the taste of her shit! Oh my. I have the psychiatric appointment
Posing in the bathroom for Joey's camera, zaftig blonde sweetheart Sugar
gives us the chance to check out her full figure, her nipples pierced
with little clear rings, as she raises her black lacy top, lifts her denim
skirt and shows her big ass in girlish knickers. Having seen her a couple
of times before (e.g. in Just Over Eighteen 3 and Young as They Cum 4),
I must admit like her, even her tummy! Joey asks if she's ready to get
roughed up a little. "Sure", she says, winsomely. Brandon, looking studious
in specs, and Darren James check out her sturdy butt and thoroughly test
her oral skills as she takes their cocks right into her throat. Darren
ties her hands behind her back with her discarded top while Brandon tapes
a pair of underpants (!) over her eyes as an impromptu blindfold. Sugar
is utterly compliant with their wishes for some quite demanding deep oral,
though it seems absolutely mild compared with the previous scene - the
"roughing up" goes no further than a couple of smacks to that ample backside.
Talking of which, doggy is surely her position rather than reverse cowgirl.
The bonds and blindfold are off as the chaps soundly fuck her, and in
the latter position she becomes quite vocal and her whole body flushes
pink. That's so sweet. Joey jumps into the scene again and kisses her
soothingly while Darren squeezes it up her ass. Mr Silvera gently guides
her head right onto his cock as she's properly fucked at both ends. Lots
of deep anal and throat fucking till Joey pops on her mouth and the arm
of the couch, and Darren unloads aimlessly on her bum. She tells us that
she enjoyed getting fucked in the ass like that. That's good, Sugar, because
I enjoyed watching her do it. This scene is unfortunately overshadowed
through its position next to that preceding epic struggle, but it's good
fun all the same. It's nice to see some playful bondage action during
the sex for once too.
Another faintly unsettling sweetheart, brunette Kacey made a name for
Ana/Dia a while back and looks a little fuller figured here, first in
a black outfit with frilly tutu, playing piano (badly) like a crazed teen
queen. Then she's in nothing more than white cotton panties while playing
table football with Billy Glide - Justin Slayer is understandably interested
in getting straight to the good stuff. A freeze frame of her sweet, pretty
face with the caption "Ahh!" would appear to say it all.
Except that Kacey is another of the se terribly obliging girls who can
swallow a gentleman's parts right into her throat. Oh, those beautiful,
beguiling eyes as she sucks each cock right down, nuzzles their balls
and gets herself fucked, by Billy in missionary and then by Slayer in
doggy. A few smacks colour her sweet cheeks as she wriggles around deliciously
in cowgirl. Things get a little nastier yet as she allows them to fuck
her mouth before she takes Justin's cock right up her backside. There's
another caption, to the effect that she'd rather suck and gag on cock
than be fucked, so if true they take her at her word.
To add to the psychological confusion, Kacey shoots winning, girlish little
smiles around in between being throat fucked. It's weird, it's almost
like she's too nice to say any of the nasty stuff they want her to say
but then she's begging them to come in her mouth. Of course, they do just
that and she does one last round of deep throat to finish off. Most intriguing.
There are lots of issues being batted around in this affair, which probably
merit greater discussion, but I'll keep it completely superficial here
and say it's rather stimulating and Kacey is an entrancing performer.
Or in other words, it's hot and she's a nasty girl. Or something like
To finish, Joey supplies another very physical scene with Fiona, a blonde
with braces who's anything but a little girl. She's a lean, long-legged,
tiny-titted, tattooed, ruff, tuff kind of chick, as we see just as soon
as she's done washing her painted tootsies and doing some cleaning. It's
Brandon Iron who's doing the next cleaning chore - his tongue, her ass.
Nice big ass, too. She pushes her rump back into his face to start off,
and gets progressively meaner to him, though this is cleverly contrasted
by some hot kisses between the stinging blows! She slaps him, repeatedly
spits on his face and even chokes him, while Joey gets her to show off
her muscles. Full credit to the oft-criticized Brandon for being able
to take it as well as dish it out. The pair gets into quite a full-on
physical struggle, after which Fiona reveals that she's something of a
combat expert. This is all cool, fun stuff, which both parties are clearly
On to some fearsome deep throating, drool-laden and crude as Brandon tests
her oral limits. Well, she did offer to suck his cock as it had never
been sucked before! He fucks her in missionary on the couch and they exchange
slaps, though it looks like she's more into fucking than fighting now.
Which is exactly what happens - he takes her over a stool and back onto
the couch in cowgirl. Fiona then stands on Brandon's chest and covers
his mouth with her feet as she announces that she'll "squish you like
a bug". No insects are harmed in the making of this movie. Next, she sucks
his balls and he unloads in her mouth before they have a little romantic
bout of sparring afterwards.
I can't say I honestly find Fiona attractive in the superficial sense,
but that's surely not the point of this scene. There's a great dynamic
between them in this scene, clearly this is how the pair like to play,
or they at least give a good impression of that anyway. Once again, the
combination of Joey's unique perspective and the highly committed contribution
of some remarkable performers make for some compelling viewing, though
as I feel about some of the earlier material, it's challenging viewing
I've been kicking myself at not seeing more of Joey's movies sooner. Sometimes
he just doesn't cast girls who appeal to me, but as Service Animals 9
proves, that's only half the story. The other is the almost shambolic
approach to creating sex scenes that's thankfully so far removed from
the line 'em up, knock 'em off method that's all too prevalent right now.
The result is really all about a feeling, not an act, a sex position
or a feat of penetration, and I heartily approve of that. It's a world
away from being just another regular suck, fuck & finish flick, that's
for certain, as I am learning to expect from Mr Silvera. His camerawork
is loose but still spot-on - like all the best directors, he puts the
camera right there, just where it's needed.
Sure, sometimes things get very, very rough, maybe too rough, but I think
the impressive cast are pretty much fit for it all. Despite the fact that
I thought I was a liberated kind of guy, there are still times when I
find it hard to fathom how such lovely girls (Faith, Jeanie and Kacey
get my vote in particular, Felix too) can be so nasty, but then maybe
there's a lesson about out-moded attitudes for me, as well as the possibility
that there are some real "issues" kicking about too. Joey plays it laid
back but he's a sharp observer, judging by some of the little comments
he casually chucks in here and there, and I'd like to think there's a
real sense that the rough stuff isn't done for shock or outrage value
(there's very little hint of what's in store from the box cover, for example)
but to show how deeply involving it can be. There's plenty replay value
in this movie as well as lots of scope for debate.
For my own perspective, I think sometimes the rest of the movie goes away
slightly from what really interests me after that first, inspired scene
but that's not to decry it - my eyes, bulging as they were, remained glued
to the screen throughout, wondering just what was going to happen next.
It's a challenge, and to me that makes it more worthy of attention. On
reflection, the emphasis on deep throat and throat fucking is perhaps
in danger of being a fixation, but there's still plenty of variety, lots
of character and different moods to appreciate. All the oddball touches
of costume and situation only add to the unique vibe. I shall be seeking
out more Service soon!
The picture quality is sharp and bright and presents no serious issues,
though I thought the sound was slightly ropey at times - maybe it was
Britni's squealing that had damaged my hearing so I couldn't hear what
was being said. The disc is a typically polished Evil Angel product and
aside from the usual chapter menu, fetish menu, photo gallery and cast
list, there's a nice 26 minute chunk of extra footage - Britni being eaten
by Felix who's being fucked by Brandon, more great stuff of sweet Jeanie
in her tights (she can't recall working for Joey before in Please! 4 -
can anyone explain why?), Mark fingering Jeanie and especially the lovely
Faith to distraction, and further molestation of sweetie Kacey.