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Wild to imagine, fair reader, but Service Animals, Joey Silvera’s signature line, is up to its 22nd volume. What’s even wilder is that the title remains the best single series in gonzo porn, and the latest is one of the best in the series: a two-disc affair that celebrates creative risk and diversity in a realm where most shooters are content to put talent through the motions and scenes roll like clockwork, same as any desk job.
Now, SA22 does not rank quite as highly as SA10 or SA11 or maybe even SA16, at least not in terms of a singular galvanic scene full of eruptive moments that blow your mind, although, sweet ever-lovin' Jesus of Nazareth suckin' on a cherry popsicle stick, it comes awful damn close. SA22 opens with a bang -- a panicky POV encounter between Joey himself and the extra-pale, sinfully skank-tastic Susie Ink, so-called because she's got more wacky tattoos engraved into her creamy wanton teenflesh than half the staff at Burning Angel. Somehow, and why this happens to happen with alarming frequency at Joey's place, we'll never know, Susie winds up with her face halfway in a closet while Joey hijacks her butthole, grunting and howling in a manner that’s truly “animal.” As POV shots go, this one is erratic and fairly crazed, but that's what makes it great. And Susie's so cute and submissive, she even ties her own wrists back up before Joey takes charge of her squeaky clean backdoor. That's what we call "service" -- with a smile!
The pace never lets up. Erik Everhard, back on Evil duty since his RLD contract ended, is the cock-motor in a killer fuckfest that features Jasmine Byrne and Karina Kay (whose boobs appear to have gained a cup size since she first started porn). After some joking around in a parking lot, where Jasmine points out a lone hair protruding from her nipple and Karina muses about her desire for a cock of her own, the scene rolls out with a mad fervor. Karina is out of control! And her spirited, insatiable performance is rewarded with a four-man cum slam.
Elsewhere, Courtney Cummz enjoys prison sex with a pair of hung black studs (and Joey gets some more POV-lovin’), Jasmine Tame disturbs Brandon Iron’s privacy and gets nailed hard in a rough-sex sequence that has her pledging to be the Canadian's “pig-woman” (all while twisting her fantastically curvacious form into 17 varieties of modern-art worthy of Boccioni, her fair-skinned and somewhat pimply face glowing redder by the second, her beautiful white teeth, the swelling tear ducts, that ass so bounteous, at once a comfort and a provocation ... Grunt! Grunt! Grunt! Aiyeeeeeee!!!!!) .... uh, oh yeah, and Harmony rocks a three-way that leaves Chris Charming with some mean-looking claw marks. Never having been much of a Harmony fan outside of a Zupko scene she did with Tory Lane early on, I was newly converted here ... she really brings the nasty, and comes like all get-out, and looks "hot and sexxxxxay" in her lingerie. What a fun, natural girl ... but deep inside, a hellcat!
The craziest scene, and perhaps one of the best-ever in the series, has cock-crazed Tory Lane dominating Christie Lee ("Are those your baby titties?") and gobbling Everhard’s cock like a giant rubber pickle toy, with extreme goo spurting everywhere – you need a lobster bib to get through this one! There’s a second guy on duty, but he looks like he took a wrong turn off the freeway, hapless in the leering, drooling, trash-talking face of the sexually hyper-driven Miss Lane. She mops the screen with her co-stars and tosses them away like spent rags. It’s inspiring. There's also some G/G domination between INSANELY MONSTER BOOBED Gianna Lynn and JUST REGULAR MONSTER BOOBED Mysti May that, in any other movie, might be the highlight, but here, in this astounding array of sexual madness, almost plays as comic relief. That's how it is in JoeyLand ... It's a theme park where every body is a rollercoaster, a tilt-a-whirl, a merry-go-round, a haunted house and that thing that spins around really fast while the floor drops out from under you. That one especially.