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Joey Silvera's Service Animals 16

Studio: Evil Angel
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Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Joey Silvera's Service Animals 16 overall rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by MLyons  on  4/16/2004
Service Animals #16

Mike Lyons Reviews    

Evil Angel

Joey Silvera

Roxy Jezel, Dana Vespoli, Kayla Marie, Roxy Heart, Katsumi, Flower, Crystal Ray, Teagan, Denis Marti, Tee Reel, Sean Michaels, Trent Tesoro, Brandon Iron, Tone, Mr. Pete.

All Sex, Gonzo

Typically excellent, complete with Joey's beautiful camera work.

Cast List By Scene, Extra Sex Footage, Fetish Menu, Photo Stills, Cast Videographies

Forgettable porn music, only used during titles.

DVD Format
1 Single Sided Dual Layer Disc

Female Orgasms

Those who like gonzo with a thin veneer of context, those who like very pretty, young girls, those who like outstanding camera work, anal sex, squirting, and rough roleplaying with a smattering of personality and fun.  A.K.A. fans of Joey Silvera.

Those looking for heavy anal, dp, or dap type action.  Those who don't like rougher intensity or a lack of story.

Other volumes of the Service Animals series, especially Service Animals #10, and #15.

Mike Lyons' Porn Tastes

Although my reviews are very subjective and my tastes will become apparent to those that read them, this list is intended as a quick reference to Mike Lyons so the reader may quickly asses where he/she differs from my personal porn preferences. I hesitate to classify myself as a raincoater, as that term sometimes implies porn preferences that I do not possess. However, I will admit to being a "pervert with raincoater tendencies", especially when it comes to my love of what I call "dominant sex with a conscience." The following is a non-definitive list of some of my most prevalent likes, dislikes, and Indifferences:

  • Small bodied, young looking (but not necessarily barely legal) girls
  • Good Performers
  • Attractive women. No matter how good a performer, if I don't find her attractive, my interest is lost
  • Sexy outfits, and I love it when they, or parts of them, remain ON while the performers are having sex.
  • Anal
  • Female orgasms
  • Good Lighting and Videography
  • Facials
  • Dirty Talk--Most notably when interactive between man and woman (i.e. when both are into it)
  • I really like sex that has themes of domination, where both participants are into it. This includes:
    • Spanking
    • Deep Throat
    • Light Gagging
    • Hair Pulling
    • HOWEVER--See Below!
  • I dislike sex with physical overtones of rape--including acts like:
    • Face and Breast Slapping
    • Choking
    • Puking
    • Unerotic Sexual Endurance Tests (i.e. Max Hardcore, Gag Factor)
  • Sex scenes with more than two participants (There's always room for exceptions, however)
  • DPs, DAPs, or DPPs
  • Any Kind of Breast "Enhancement"
  • Excessive Tattoos and Piercings
  • Music that Masks Performers' Voices
  • Anal Gaping (I don't get it...)
  • Plot (It can get in the way, but it can also be amazing)
  • Swallowing. (I like it but I don't need fiber-optic mouth close-ups and signed affidavits for proof that the act occurred.)

Mike Lyons' Porn Tastes subject to revision without notice!!

By this point, I probably sound like a broken record.  After watching I don't how many of his movies, my overall conclusion is simply that Joey Silvera rocks.  I'm honestly not sure what I'll do when Joey stops shooting porn.  Other directors occasionally produce work that drives me batty, but not near as consistently, or with as much playful intensity as Joey does.  He's unique in the porn world.  The buzz on Service Animals #16 is that it is his best effort since Service Animals #10, and I have to say, if true that would be quite the accomplishment.  The cast is certainly up to the challenge.  Between Crystal Ray, Dana Vespoli, and the very much talked about Teagan, there's a lot of potential here.  I'm anxious to see if it lives up to the praise I've heard about it.


The Girl
I've never seen Roxy before.  She is a pretty English brunette with a nice, small body, and a cute butt.  She's dressed in a plaid skirt and a white button up shirt, complete with a loose black neck tie.  She has a large tattoo across her shoulder blade, but once you see her tight little body, it's easy to ignore.  Besides, the black neck tie is soon replaced with a choker dog collar, which Denis plays with to great effect, and with good conscientious care.  Yummy.

The Action
Public tease (tits and ass), tit sucking, dual cocksucking, spoon, missionary, doggy, missionary anal, A2M, reverse cowgirl anal, doggy anal, deep throat, pussy fingering (Tee on Roxy--very cool!), open mouth facial (Denis), open mouth facial (Tee), swallow, pussy fingering (Denis on Roxy).   

The Gist
Excuse me while I have an orgasm.  My lord, what a great opener.  Not only is Roxy totally my type, and FUCKING gorgeous, but she's a fantastic performer as well.  This scene starts out with Roxy taking a fist-full of cash from Tee and sticking it down her panties as he takes her tits out and starts to lick them.  Obviously, she's playing the schoolgirl-prostitute angle, and it's a setup that works just fantastically for yours truly--mainly because Roxy pulls it off so well.  Beautiful camera work, very cool chemistry, and some excellent performances characterize this scene, and I'm going to need a bit of a break before I can continue.


Roxy Jezel Video Captures
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The Girls

Dana is a girl I've been following closely lately, although the buzz is that she's left the industry.  That's a real shame, as not only do I find her exceedingly attractive, but she has a mature sexuality that she brings to her performances.  Dana is a very cute brunette with a killer smile, a big butt, and small gorgeous tits.  I've seen Kayla before in Joey's New Girls #5, and I enjoyed watching her.  She has a pair of absolutely beautiful breasts, as well as a nice smile and long, honey-blonde hair.  Both women are real cuties, and I'm anxious to see Joey show them off.

The Action
Public tease (Kayla), spanking / paddling (Kayla), dog collar with chain (Kayla), cocksucking / deep throat (Kayla), shared cocksucking, cowgirl (Kayla), missionary (Dana), dog collar (Dana),  missionary anal (Dana), armpit licking (Kayla on Dana), female orgasm (Dana), A2OGM (Kayla), missionary (Kayla), P2M, doggy anal (Dana), dirty talk (cool, "how much do you charge?" talk), open mouth facial (Kayla), cum swap, cool dialogue.

The Gist
This is a very cool scene.  Kayla is just as cute as a button, and she submits to some nice paddling and deep throat action with a great attitude.  At one point the deep throat seems to become a little much for her, but then Dana takes over center stage by getting fucked both vaginally and anally.  Interspersed throughout is some really cool dirty talk that, while not completely congruent and authentic, is still exciting enough for me--especially when it comes out of Kayla's cute little mouth.  Dana has an orgasm as she gets Kayla to lick her armpit while Sean fucks her up the ass, and the scene ends in a nice facial and cum-swap, followed by some really cool Joey-esque dialogue.  While not a scene that rocks the house with balls to the wall intensity, it's certainly a scene with some limit pushing the cool way, along with some authentic sexuality and two gorgeous girls.  This one worked for me nicely.


Dana Vespoli & Kayla Marie Video Captures
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The Girl
I don't remember seeing Roxy before, but that doesn't mean I haven't.  In any case, she's a very cute honey blonde, brandishing  a pair of pigtails, a pair of small gorgeous breasts and a nice tight ass that won't quit.  She's just the kind of petite girl that could easily land herself on my list of girls to watch if her capability for performance in any way matches her beautiful body.

The Action
Tease, spanking, pussy fingering, choking, cocksucking / gagging, ass licking (Roxy on Trent), missionary, doggy/reverse cowgirl, face slapping, cowgirl, pussy fingering, cocksucking, facial (she makes him cum), brief spanking with belt.  

The Gist
This scene plays off the "Roxy as a Slave" theme, which she is happy to admit, and is good at playing.  Roxy is a real cutie, and she's also no stranger to the harder edge.  She deep throats and gags on cock with a smile on her face, and she looks great doing it.  The only fault I find with this scene is the choking, which is brief, but is certainly there.  It's not that it isn't interesting, it's just that I don't think it belongs in porn.  I'm a fuddy-duddy that way.   Aside from that, this was a very enjoyable scene by my tastes, with a capable and worthy stud, and a very cute, and submissive girl.


Roxy Heart Video Captures
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The Girls
Katsumi and Flower are the girls I have the least interest for in this particular movie.  That isn't to say that there aren't plenty of things to like about them.  Katsumi is an Asian girl who I've seen a few times now.  I'm certainly not her biggest fan, but that's not because she can't perform (she can), or because she doesn't have a great, petite little body (she does), it's just her face that doesn't really do much for me.  Flower is somewhat similar in that regard, although her body is not so petite.  I did enjoy her performance with Maggie Star in Service Animals #13, however.  She is a large breasted, large bootied blonde, whose face, once again, just doesn't have that spark that appeals to yours truly.  Joey has a way of changing my mind about these things, however.

The Action
Brief talk with Joey, tease, spanking, dildo play, shared cocksucking / deep throat, nipple clips (brief but cool!), dildo deep throat, extensive cocksucking / deep throat, pussy licking, ass licking (Flower to Brandon), dildo fucking (Flower), squirting (on Katsumi's face--WOW!), missionary (Brandon and Flower), cocksucking (Katsumi and Tone), doggy (Brandon and Flower), facial (Brandon on Flower), doggy anal (Tone and Katsumi), A2M, missionary anal, cocksucking, facial (something very cool about it).

The Gist
For being the scene that I was least looking forward to, I must say, it was a fantastic one.  Katsumi just looks beautiful, and Flower is quite the performer as well.  The whole of this scene is much greater than the sum of its parts.  From the male dom play between Katsumi and Brandon to the fascinating, and way fucking cool squirting of Katsumi's face, I was absolutely hooked.  To top it all off, the scene ends in a facial between Tone and Katsumi that somehow manages to be beautiful as well as nasty--perhaps having something to do with Katsumi playing with herself as Tone quietly pumps his cum onto her tongue.  There were a few moments of limit pushing here and there, but Joey seems to really be in tune with how much is too much, and things scale back quickly when they get off track.  This scene just goes to show how pivotal a good director and good camera work is in making the most of the performers.  Katsumi and Flower both look and perform wonderfully here.  Joey, has indeed changed my mind.


Katsumi & Flower Video Captures
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The Girls
Teagan is getting all kinds of attention these days.  I have yet to see in her action, but I will say this.  Her picture on the box cover is absolutely breathtaking.  She has honey blonde hair, a very pretty smile, and perfect perky titties that make you glad to be alive.  Crystal Ray is a veteran of Joey's movies, and has established herself as not only a very pretty blonde, but also as quite the nasty performer--disturbingly so in some cases.  In any case, this scene has great potential to be a scorcher, and if it is, it will round out a disc that's full of them.

The Action
Deep throat (Crystal), tease (Teagan), kissing (Teagan and Crystal), pussy licking (Crystal on Teagan), shared cocksucking, reverse cowgirl (Teagan), deep throat (Crystal), femdom (Teagan over Crystal), cowgirl (Crystal), rimming (Teagan on Crystal), reverse cowgirl anal (Crystal), cowgirl (Teagan), doggy (Teagan), standing doggy (Teagan--WOW), doggy anal (Crystal), missionary (Teagan), spoon (Teagan), cumshot (not much lands anywhere though), 2nd cumshot (very little).

The Gist
In terms of pure, teenage looks, Teagan lives up to the hype in spades. She is simply beautiful. Crystal is a hottie as always, and this is a very enjoyable scene. There's some awkwardness, and lack of believability about Teagan's dominance, but for me it wasn't enough to detract from my enjoyment of it, and it was understandable given Teagan's age and her short time in the industry. The fact is, if you like petite, pretty girls who participate in some really nice, edgy sex, you can't get much better than these two. This isn't the most well rounded scene on the disc, but Teagan alone offers up enough pure eye-candy to give any other girl in the video (or in all of porn for that matter) a run for their money.


Crystal Ray & Teagan Video Captures
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This is outstanding work. Joey is at the top of his form in terms of showing the girls off, from the way they dress to the way he shoots them. The video is crisp, and even the girls who haven't impressed me before somehow manage to show all their potential and magic here.

The DVD is typical of Evil Angel's excellent production standards.

Besides the regular Evil Angel extras which include a cast list by scene, videographies, a fetish menu, and production stills, the disc offers about 31 minutes of extra footage from all the scenes. The highlights include some outstanding extra footage from Roxy Heart's scene, which easily could have, and I think, should have made the final cut into the main video.  In any case, it's included, and offers everything from Roxy showing us how wet she is, to some very cool cock grinding she does on lucky bastard Trent's cock.  Overall though, the extra footage was heavy on the behind the scenes talking and interactions that really bring out the personalities of the girls.  Very very cool stuff.

Tchk...sshhhhh... Joey Silvera rocks... tchk...ssshhhh... Joey Silvera rocks... tchk sshhhh... Joey Silvera ro... ::sound of record needle scraping against vinyl:: Whoops. 'Scuze me. This is the best all around gonzo disc I've seen in quite some time. Every scene had plenty to like, and true to form, Joey Silvera even makes a believer out of me with some of the performers who haven't particularly impressed me in the past (namely Flower and Katsumi). I believe that a lot of gonzo lovers will find plenty to like here, but if I were to chose a favorite scene, it would be the first one with Roxy Jezel. I can't put my finger on it, but she was amazing. She was beautiful, nasty, fun, happy, submissive, strong, and still had an indescribable vulnerability about her that gave the scene a unique kind of magic. Denis and Tee's excellent work in the scene didn't hurt either.  Second in line was Teagan and Crystal, who played well both together and with Mr. Pete.  Teagan was every bit as gorgeous as her proponents claim, and Crystal is every bit as nasty and submissive as she has ever been. The remaining three scenes are equally outstanding in their own way, from Dana's arm-pit licking orgasm, to Roxy's hard-edged "slave girl" fuck, to Katsumi's squirt-facial. This disc was special, and deserves a place on the porn shelf of any fan who likes pretty girls, cool setups, and interactive sexual improvisation like only Joey Silvera can deliver. I've said it before, and I'll say it again--Joey Silvera rocks.

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