Disc 1---More than three hours
Jenna Haze & Zoe Voss & Scott Nails---Jenna and Zoe look great each with a black diamond shaped eye and hose that match. Even Scott's tattoos kind of match. After 10 minutes of posing in black and white, Scott joins the duo for a threeway in color. The crotches are torn out of their hose and Scott fucks the duo in variety of straight sex positions. Solid opening with the cum shot landing on Zoe's pussy in pile driver position and a Jenna lick up---!!! 1/2---46 minutes
Tori Black & Prince Yahshua---Tori dances about on the balls of her feet then takes a tremendous anal pounding from Prince on a couch. Tori looks great in her sea foam pantyhose whether the feet are ripped out or not. Love her legs spread across the frame in an anal spoon position. This butt fucking fest actually ends with Tori riding side saddle with Prince's dick in her pussy then she drops to her knees for a cum shot that she swallows. Some rough stuff detracts---!!! 1/2---45 minutes
April O'Neal & James Deen---Wow, April takes off her robe and reveals one helluva a bod. She climbs in the tub for a bubble bath. James shows up and fucks the heck out of April in all corners of this bath area including an upright doggy in the nearby shower. April performs much of this scene on the balls of her feet and she looks tremendous. Looks like James Deen is loving every second and their chemistry makes this scene the best on the first disc. Superb titty fuck and blow job finale a major plus---!!!! 1/2---43 minutes
Jenna Haze & Lexi Belle & Faye Reagan---This tutu-wearing trio takes a turn teasing then land on a faux antique couch for an extended all-girl three way that lasts nearly an hour. Plenty of pussy play includes pussies being popped by the palm of the hand. A dildo comes out for the finale---!! 1/2---52 minutes
Disc 2---Over 2 hours plus more than an hour of extras
Marie Luv & Mark Ashley---Marie looks great in her yellow leg warmers and copper colored hair do but this mostly anal sex work out includes a plastic thingee that Marie keeps rubbing on her clit. Hey, whatever gets Marie off is fine by me but the purple plastic thingee that matches her eye shadow is a visual distraction. Mark keeps her ass lubed throughout, good man. For his trouble, he gets to drop a tremendous load on Marie's terrific ass---!!!---43 minutes
Lily LaBeau & Mick Blue & Tony Ribas---In black lingerie, Lily looks exceptional but her straight sex pounding includes plenty of the rough stuff thanks to Tony Ribas. Jenna and Van do too good a job of catching all this action on this strange over sized gray cushion that's the size of a bed. If you want to catch Lily in control, check her out in PERVERT, not this disc where Mick and especially Tony jam dicks down her throat and more. Whatever---!!---37 minutes
Jenna Haze & Voodoo---In a bathroom, wearing brown lingerie, Jenna puts on sheer pantyhose and some pink lip gloss for this night time encounter of sepia tones, skin tones and shadows. At times, the only bright color in view is Jenna's pink lips and/or her pink pussy lips. Her tease goes from bathroom, to couch area, to bedroom where Voodoo emerges from out of the shadows for blow job fun that includes Jenna's feet wrapped around his prick. Straight sex positions occur on the bed, anal positions happen in that couch area then Voodoo drops his load on Jenna's feet while in her pantyhose. She takes off the pantyhose to play with the cum stained garment for the finale. It's easily the best scene on this disc with fine chemistry between Jenna and Voodoo except for some dumb rough stuff---!!!!---47 minutes
Extras include a 52 minute BTS with pantyhose-a-plenty being put on, a 9 minute solo scene with Jenna, a 7 minute photo gallery, a 6 minute cum shot recap,, cast list and websites.
Okay, so LEGS UP, HOSE DOWN (2010, Jenneration X Studios-Jules Jordan Video) should have something to please just about everybody but likely some things not so pleasing as well. I didn't care for the rough stuff in Lily LaBeau's scene nor the overly long girl/girl/girl scene that wrapped up the first disc. The good news is that each disc has at least one really good scene. Still, the 5 hour running time is more than a bit ridiculous so final rating for LEGS UP, HOSE DOWN is three legs up or !!! outta !!!!!