The Little Details
Running Time: 236 min. (159 min. on the first DVD, 77 min. on the second DVD)
Production Date: 3 / 10 / 2006
Director: Jules Jordan
Cast: Jenna Haze, Tory Lane, Mr. Marcus, Brett Rockman, Chris Charming, Kurt Lockwood, Scott Lyons, Scott Nails, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Jean ValJean, Jerry Trent Soluri, Johnny Fender, Mario Casini, Donny Long, and of course, Jules Jordan
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: From what Iíve heard, Jules has pulled out all the stops for this one. I canít help but have very high expectations here.
Initial Reaction: Get your own, this oneís MINE!!!!
Who Should Watch It : Fans of Jenna Haze and anybody wanting hot sex with a variety
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnít like Jenna Haze
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are fantastic. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I donít think I noticed a single background noise. The video is just as good, and very nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen to capture the HD video it was shot in as much as possible. The action is nicely lit with only a few small artifacts interfering with the presentation.
Menus: The main menu does a nice job blending a bit of the movie with the boxcover and a little animation. The chapter menu is simple, and lets you choose a scene based on a description of the action next to a clip of the action and another still. Normally this wouldnít do a lot for me, but here it comes off much better than normal.
The FeatureJenna knows sheís a bad girl. Sheís been even more bad over the last few months, and heads to church to get it off her chest. She sits in the confessional wearing a red plaid skirt and bandana for her hair, white knee high socks, and a white shirt tied together over her black bra trying not to touch herself as she confesses her sins of the flesh.
|Scene 1 - Jenna Haze, Jean ValJean, and Jerry|
Jenna starts the action out with her wrists restrained to a chain spider web with red cuffs along with a black blindfold covering her eyes, a spiked collar around her neck, and black tape over her nipples. Jean and Jerry approach to check her out with Jean running a crop around her while Jerry slides a crop around her body. Jean kisses her mouth and breasts as Jerry teases her with his cock before they pull off the tape with their mouths to suck her tits. They continue to play with her while they pour a little hot wax over her chest, and leave Jenna attached to the web as she shows off her ass and lets them spank it. Jerry and Jean finally let Jenna loose to give them head before Jerry has her grab the web again while he fucks her from behind. He trades back and forth with Jean fucking Jennaís pussy from behind before fucking it missionary style. When Jean gets his turn with Jenna he fingers her ass and then slowly stuffs it with his cock. After he fucks her ass a bit, Jenna comes forward to suck it clean. She takes another taste after Jean fucks her ass a little more, and lets him fuck her ass from behind while she rides Jerryís cock cowgirl style. Finally Jenna stoops down and plays with her pussy while the guys give her a great double facial. She takes most of Jeanís load on her face and then swallows down Jerryís load after he shoots it into her mouth. Jenna even goes back to make sure the guys are both cleaned out with a little more cocksucking.
Jenna Haze fans have had a long wait since her last scene with Jules Jordan, and she makes the wait almost seem worthwhile with this scene. Jenna looks fantastic and has great chemistry with both guys. She puts out believable and emotional vocals, and every sound seems to come from her entire body rather than just her mouth. Best of all is Jennaís eyes, which fill up with lust as the scene goes on and never seem to empty. I love the style of the scene and the bondage theme it starts out with. This is a great scene to begin Jenna Haze Darkside with.
|Scene 2 - Jenna Haze and Kurt Lockwood|
After heading down Hollywood Boulevard in a short pink skirt, a pink and white tight short sleeved sweater, and sexy white stilettos, Jenna heads into a shoe store. When Kurt helps her try on a pair he compliments Jenna on her feet before sliding on a white stiletto with a silver heel and cork sole. After Jenna tells him that sheíll take them Kurt starts to lick his way around her feet and suck her toes. Jenna canít resist rubbing her pussy as she works his mouth around her feet, and runs her feet around his cock when he whips it out. She also gives it a little stroking before having Kurt stand up so she can mouth his manhood, and then turns around and gets on all fours so Kurt can tongue her ass. Kurt brings one of Jennaís feet up so he can lick her from her toes all the way up to her asshole, fucks her feet a little more, and even picks her up for a standing sixty-nine as they work each other over. When they finally start to fuck, Jenna rides Kurt reverse cowgirl style before letting him bone her from behind. She takes a break to suck Kurtís cock a little more and for him to eat her ass before he fucks it missionary style while sucking her toes. Jenna sucks his cock clean before letting him fuck her ass doggie style, and of course sucks it clean a little more after he fucks her ass again. Finally, Jenna lies back and lets Kurt pop on her feet before she licks it off.
This would have been an extremely hot scene even if I hadnít been having a discussion with a friend a few hours before this scene about whether it would be possible to rent the back room at Nordstroms for something just like this. Yes, conversations like that do happen, especially when said friend gets a smoking hot pair of Charles David Facade leopard print peep toe pony skin pumps with a 3" heel. Once again Jenna looks fantastic, and plays to the camera extremely well in addition to having great chemistry with Kurt. You can tell that Kurtís a real foot freak, which is of course something to be loved, and Jenna plays into it extremely well. I love how Jules keeps the shoes in almost every shot, as well as how he captures plenty of them as he works his magic with the tease at the start. This is a smoking hot scene, and one that I can guarantee will get many, many repeat viewings in the future.
|Scene 3 - Jenna Haze, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Donny Long, Johnny Fender, Scott Lyons, and Trent Soluri|
While riding in the back of a limo wearing a pink bra and panties, a short jean skirt with a studded belt, a white fur coat, and white fuck-me boots, Jenna canít help but diddle herself. She has the driver stop at a porn shop as they pass by, and struts her stuff as she walks around checking out the guys inside. When she gets in back an dasks if anybody needs their dick sucked, Jenna gets some immediate attention from the guys. They strip her top off to check her out before letting Jenna drop down to work her mouth and hands around them. She works her way all around, never seeming to give anybody any extra favor, and even lets her pussy be played with while she sucks. Finally she does her best baby bird impression so the guys can pop in her eager mouth. Of course, she swallows all she can down when theyíre finished.
This was the weakest scene in the movie for me for one reason, Iím not really a fan of blowjob scenes. Adding a few more guys isnít going to change that, but I canít deny that this was a well done scene. Jenna gets into the action very well and Jules moves around to capture it just as well. Jenna works her eyes just as well as she does her mouth and hands as she takes on the guys, and I also like how thereís a bit of background noise from porno movies playing in the booths around them. This scene isnít my thing, but it is very well done.
|Scene 4 - Jenna Haze and Mr. Marcus|
Jenna goes for the bride look with a sexy white corset, stockings, garter belt, zip-open panties, fuck-me pumps, lace gloves, and a veil, along with a pink collar. She teases Jules and his camera a bit before sheís joined by a half dressed Mr. Marcus who kisses her while admiring the package. Jenna drops down to worship his cock through his jeans before sucking him. She mixes in plenty of stroking and even tries to take Marcus into her throat before letting him strip off her panties and telling him that heís her first black cock ever. Jenna turns around and lets Marcus fuck her from behind on a staircase, and after a couple breaks to suck his cock lets him pick her up and carry her over to a couch for some missionary fucking. Naturally Jenna talks dirty to Marcus as he fucks her, and after boning her a bit he pulls her up and has her ride him cowgirl style as he sucks on her great little titties. She lets Marcus take her from behind one more time before he gives her a small facial.
This is another great scene. Jenna looks absolutely stunning in her outfit, and she pulls out all the vaginal stops as she takes on Marcus. Of course Julesí camera eats it all up, and my only real complaint about the scene can be that Marcus doesnít put out much of a pop. That said, itís an extremely small complaint with a scene this hot.
|Scene 5 - Jenna Haze and Tory Lane|
Tory starts out the final scene on the first DVD in a sexy black latex corset with tall boots, a mask, and a crop. After strutting her stuff for Jules heading up a staircase and down the hall, she goes to the back of a room where Jenna is wearing a sexy black latex shirt with pink accents, a pink tie, black hotpants, and black tape over her mouth. Tory runs her crop and tongue around Jenna a little before opening up her shirt to give her nipples a few licks and bites. She gives Jenna a bit of oral attention before pulling the tape off her mouth to kiss her, and continues to lick her way around Jennaís neck and tits. Tory unzips her hotpants so Jenna can eat her ass, and they each have a box lunch before Tory has Jenna put her ass in the air so she can lube it up and finger it. Tory slides a glass buttplug in next, , and gives Jenna a nice rectal reaming before sucking it clean. She grinds against Jenna a bit before having Jenna slide a few fingers into her cunt, and then fingers her ass while lying back so Jenna can tongue her twat. Tory pulls down the mask as she works on Jennaís holes with her tongue again, and then fucks her ass with a glass dildo while Jenna kisses her and spanks her tits. Jenna moves down to add a couple fingers to Toryís twat and to work on the dildo with her mouth. Of course she sucks it clean when Tory offers it to her, as well as fucking Toryís ass with it. Jenna gives Tory one last chance at her ass with the toy pile driver style before they finish things up sucking the toy and kissing.
Jenna continues her hot streak with Tory, and turns out a girl - girl scene thatís every bit as hot as her boy girl scenes. Tory does a great job of leading the scene, and I love how Jules gives her body just as much attention as Jennaís in the scene. Thereís a great feeling of nastiness to Tory throughout the scene, and Jenna plays into it extremely well. The scene also comes to a pretty good ending, which is sadly all too rare in girl - girl scenes. Iím not sure if Jenna and Tory were all the way done, but if not they seemed like they were darn close. Jenna finishes out the first DVD just as well as she started it.
|Scene 6 - Jenna Haze and Scott Nails|
Jenna starts out the second DVD cleaning in a rubber French Maidís outfit. The breeze past her short skirt must have an effect on her, because she feels the need to rub her pussy and reach into her panties as she works. She even sucks on the end of the feather duster a bit as she makes her way around the house. Jenna finally finds Scott on the couch, and cleans around him a little before taking his cock out to polish his knob. Scott works Jenna over a bit in return before letting her suck his cock again. Jenna climbs up to ride him cowgirl style before Scott lays her over to spoon her. She lets him have a break from her pussy so she can suck him before crawling across the room to him and riding him reverse cowgirl style. Jenna even lets Scott have both her holes from behind, and after sucking it clean, take her ass missionary style. Finally, Jenna takes a nice facial to wrap things up.
This is yet another great scene. Jenna looks fantastic in her French Maid outfit, and although the French Maid tease has been done many times before, itís rarely been as hot as it is here. Scott plays nicely into the scene being fairly submissive at first, but picks up the chemistry nicely as the scene goes on. Jenna does a great job taking him on, and I like how the scene doesnít rush to the anal. This is another winner of a scene.
|Scene 7 - Jenna Haze, Brett Rockman, Chris Charming, and another guy|
Jenna heads back to the adult bookstore for the penultimate scene wearing a shiny black coat and shades. She finds her way into a back booth and quickly gets to work diddling herself to a porno as a couple guys watch through holes in the booth. After a bit she moves her chair to the holes so one of the guys can reach through and touch her. After a bit the arms are replaced with cocks, and they appear on both sides of the booth. Jenna makes her way around sucking and stroking them before sliding her pussy back and onto one of them. She keeps working her way around the booth fucking and sucking, and takes a facial from each cock as well as swallowing down some spooge.
This is quite easily the best gloryhole scene I think Iíve ever watched. Jenna does a very nice job with the tease, and is extremely enthusiastic working over the guys. She moves around very well and doesnít seem to hold anything back. I was a little worried about this scene going into it, but once again Jules takes a style of scene I donít particularly care for and turns it into something thatís definitely worth stroking to.
|Scene 8 - Jenna Haze and Mario Casini|
Finally, Jenna takes on Father Mario in what just might be the latest altar boy tryout. She strips down outside the confessional and lets him admire her ass before getting down on her knees and sucking his cock. Jenna gets up to let him fuck her from behind in the confessional, first standing up and then sitting down. She turns around to ride him cowgirl style before getting out of the confessional and letting him fuck her ass doggie style. Jenna sucks Marioís cock clean and then keeps working him over until he gives her a great pop over her face.
This is a great final scene. Jenna and Jules do the Priest angle so wrong that I canít help but be amazed as well as turned on. They play it as dirty as can be, and Jennaís trash talking definitely kicks things up a few notches. The confinement of the confessional is also captured very well, to the point that I felt relieved when they moved out of it for the assfucking. This is a great final scene, and definitely a memorable scene.
Thereís no denying that Jenna Haze Darkside has set the bar for gonzo porn in 2006. Jules Jordan is in his top form the entire time, and even managed to make scenes that I donít normally care for work well. The oral scene was easily the weakest for me, but I rarely find myself getting into blowjob scenes. I canít say that I got into the blowjob scene here as well as the others, but I can definitely say that it was well captured and enthusiastic. The glory hole scene was much the same way. Itís a style of scene thatís never really worked for me, but here Jules and Jenna make it work. Even the final scene with the religion theme is something that seems like it could easily backfire, but once again itís a very hot and well done scene. Of course, much of the credit for those scenes has to go to Jenna as well. She looks as good as the day she took her contract, and thereís many times when she seemed to be making up for lost time. Every one of her teases is fantastic, with her French Maid tease being my personal favorite in the movie. As for overall scenes, Iíd have a very hard time picking one favorite because theyíre all very hot and very well done, but if pressed Iíd say it would have to come down to either Tory Lane or Kurt Lockwoodís scene with Jenna. The only thing that Iíd really be able to say that I didnít think was well done was Mr. Marcusís pop shot, but even that didnít seem quite so bad because he had great chemistry with Jenna. Overall, Jenna Haze Darkside is Jules Jordan and Jenna Haze at their best, and a release thatís almost sure to be one of the best of 2006.
The Extra StuffThe photo gallery includes well over seventy snapshots of varying quality. Theyíre all pretty good, but some have a hint of pixelation to them that held them back slightly. Filmographies are included for both Jenna and Tory, as well as trailers forJenna Haze Darkside in both hard and soft form, Ass Worship 8, Feeding Frenzy 7, Flesh Hunter 8, Invasian 4, Once You Go Black, Slut Puppies, Tunnel Vision, and Weapons of Ass Destruction 4. Thereís also bonus footage, cumshot recaps, and weblinks.
The bonus footage lasts about twenty two minutes. It nicely works its way through the movie scene by scene, and leaves the comments in between Jules and Jenna. Thereís a fair amount of extra sex as well as plenty of personality from Jenna. Thereís even a few still photos being shot. This is a pretty good behind the scenes featurette. It definitely puts the focus on the sex being shot, but thereís a part of me that was a little disappointed by the size of it. Twenty minutes for a four hour movie when there appears to be plenty of room left on the DVD just seems like itís a drop in the bucket.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, tease, B&D, group, hot wax, anal, ass to mouth, DP, swallowing, rimming (male > female and female > female), shoes, feet, oral, interracial, lesbian, toys, and glory holes
Raincoat Factor: Extreme
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, Jenna Haze Darkside can be found online for between about $25 and $33, with most stores offering it for under $30. This oneís definitely worth the money. Every scene in the movie is well done, with a few of them being over the top smoking hot. The technical aspects are as close to perfect as I think Iíve ever seen, and thereís some good effort put into the extras as well. This is a must have double DVD set.
Note to Jules Jordan Video: The cast listing by scene was missed here, especially with things like the glory hole scene. Also, a little more towards the extras would be nice, as most of them here seemed fairly generic.
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