Review Note: As the Blu-Ray players on my computers do not allow me to take screen captures, none are included for this review.
Running Time: 99 min.
Production Date: 5 / 31 / 2009
Director: Jake Westwood
Cast: Alyssa Reece, Jayden Jaymes, Jenna Haze, Kenzie Marie, Kianna Dior, London Keyes, Madison Parker, Sienna West, Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, Manuel Ferrara, Marco Banderas, Nick Manning, and Tommy Gunn in sexual roles with Cinnamon, Claire Constanza, Marlene Martin, Rayveness, Chunk, James Price Jr., and L.T. (aka white guy Lou Thomas, not the well established black director and performer) in non-sex roles
Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced, but leaves a bit to be desired compared to Digital Playground's normal level by not always synching with the video. This is especially noticeable during the first portion of the toy play in the second scene. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very good. It has a very slight hint of grain that worked extremely well for me, and is very clear and well lit with a very nice hand on the camera.
The big question for most people here is how the 3D aspect is, and that's a darn good question. There's only one Blu-Ray disc and no funny glasses included in the package. There's also nothing in the menus to let you choose between a 3D or 2D version nor multiple angles in the movie (where one angle would be 2D and the other 3D). I do not have a 3D setup, nor do I know anyone who does, so I was left to check this release out as it was on a couple standard Blu-Ray systems. The picture looks fantastic and has a surprising amount of depth. Supposedly the same camera technique used to shoot Jailhouse 3D was used to shoot James Cameron's Avatar, and the video quality is certainly comparable. I was very surprised at how much depth was achieved with my fairly standard high definition system, and I can't help but wonder if it's improved using a 3D system. I doubt the depth compares to what one can get on a true 3D system, but I'm much happier here with the depth shown here than trying to deal with the red & blue glasses that start to give me a headache or any other special equipment. There's a part of me that has trouble thinking of this as a 3D release without any of those extras, but much more of me was pleasantly surprised by it.
The Movie: Jailhouse Heat 3D isn't about a prison so much as it is about L.T. making a porno that takes place in a prison. Many think he's perfect as a director as he's had plenty of experience watching other people have sex. Every time he gets a girlfriend, it doesn't take long before he walks in on them having sex with somebody else.
|Scene 1 – Kianna Dior and Marco Banderas|
Hot Asian Kianna gets it on with ski instructor Marco to start things out. They kiss and help each other strip down on a large leather couch with Kianna eagerly sucking Marco's meat as well as working it into her throat and between her big titties. She rides him cowgirl style before turning around for the cameraman favorite reverse cowgirl. Kianna gives Marco a little more sucking and stroking before letting him spoon her, and then lays back for him to fuck her tits. Finally Kianna takes a nice load form Marco over her tongue and in her mouth.
|Scene 2 – Alyssa Reece and Sienna West|
Brunette Alyssa and extra busty Latina Sienna wrestle until Alyssa breaks a nail. Sienna quickly starts to kiss and suck her finger to make it better before Alyssa bends over to kiss her. Alyssa works Sienna out of her top to suck her tits before Sienna rolls her to her back to return the favor. She gets Alyssa on all fours to admire her ass and play with her pussy before taking a turn on all fours to let Alyssa tongue her holes from behind. Alyssa also works on Sienna with a leopard print vibe from behind and with Sienna laying back. Finally, Sienna works on Alyssa from behind with a decent sized pink dildo before the camera fades out.
|Scene 3 – Madison Parker and Anthony Rosano|
Smoking hot raven tressed Madison drives her car into Anthony's garage and quickly gets an offer for exchange of services. They kiss passionately with Madison stripping down to show a sexy little corset to go with her stockings, as well as a lack of panties. Anthony continues to kiss his way around her tight body as he makes his way in to eat her bald beaver. Madison sucks his cock in return with a bit of stroking mixed in before letting him take her from behind standing up. It doesn't take long for Anthony to move from Madison's pussy to her ass, and he even takes a break to admire her gape and eat her ass before working his way between her holes again. He keeps stretching her holes out in the cowgirls before stroking himself while Madison licks his balls. She takes over sucking him and finally gets an impressive pop in front of her face with very little of it actually making it onto her face.
|Scene 4 – Jayden Jaymes and Manuel Ferrara|
Doctor Manuel gets it on with smoking hot busty brunette nurse Jayden next. He kisses his way around her great body as he makes his way down to slide off her panties, suck her tits, and eat her pierced bald pussy with a bit of finger play mixed in. He rolls her to her side to eat her nice round ass before Jayden gets on all fours to suck and stroke his cock. Jayden goes back to her side for Manuel to start fucking her before taking to her back and then getting on top for a reverse cowgirl ride. She turns around to show off her ass riding Manuel with the traditional cowgirl ride, and lets him suck her tits and play with her ass as she fucks him. They finish fucking with Manuel taking Jayden from behind over the exam table with a bit of ass licking mixed in before he pulls out to pop on her ass.
|Scene 5 – London Keyes, Nick Manning, and Tommy Gunn|
Busty Asian London starts the penultimate scene out in a short black skirt, a fishnet top, and black fishnets on her knees sucking and stroking her way between Tommy and Nick as they hang from cages in her basement. She mixes in some nice throat action and stroking as she works the guys over before letting Tommy have the first fuck while she sucks Nick with both guys still in the cages. The guys come out of the cages for Nick to fuck London missionary style on a chair as she tries to suck Tommy while also howling away before Nick sits back in the chair so she can suck his cock as Tommy takes her from behind again. Tommy gets up on a stool so London can suck him while riding Nick reverse cowgirl style before she lays back for him to fuck her missionary style while Nick pinches and slaps her tits. London ends up in the cage with the guys taking turns fucking her from behind before dropping down to take a nice double facial.
|Scene 6 – Jenna Haze, Kenzie Marie, and Evan Stone|
Finally things get on with the prison idea as guard Evan brings smoking hot brunette prisoner Jenna in to put in a cell with cute bottle blonde Kenzie before leaving them alone. Kenzie quickly has Jenna stripped down laying back on a bench so she can taste her new roommate as Jenna urges her on with plenty of great trash talk. Evan returns and orders Jenna to eat Kenzie as he watches and moves in to eat her from behind. He lets Kenzie eat and play with Jenna a little more before the girls team up on his wedding tackle orally. Evan props himself up almost like he's going to have the girls pile drive him for a true prison experience, but instead has Jenna ride him reverse cowgirl style as Kenzie watches. He moves on to fuck her doggie style and then turns around for the reverse doggie so Kenzie can move in and lick her pussy and his cock as they fuck. Evan finally moves over to fuck Kenzie bow and arrow style before letting her up for a reverse cowgirl style as Jenna watches and fingers her ass. Jenna gets back on Evan's cock for a traditional cowgirl ride as he sucks Kenzie's tits before they suck him clean and he fucks her doggie style. Finally Evan has the girls share a good pop between their tongues with Jenna appearing to swallow some of her creamy treat down.
Jailhouse Heat 3D just didn't do a heck of a lot for me despite having a great cast. With girls like Jenna Haze, Jayden Jaymes, Madison Parker, Kianna Dior, and London Keyes I'll readily admit to going into this one with pretty high expectations. Although they do a good job in their scenes, there wasn't ever anything really outstanding. Jayden probably turns out the best scene here with Manuel, and Madison's anal romp isn't far behind. Jenna seemed fairly wasted in her scene, with the scene turning out fairly disappointing for me due to the lack of interaction between the girls once Evan joins in. As for the rest of the scenes, there's good chemistry and nicely captured action. That said, the editing throughout the sex was very rough and choppy, and never did anything for me leaving it to end up just above the average mark. The plot is slightly amusing and decently acted with some amusing insider jokes, but the setups are all generic to the point of being porn cliches. It also falls short because every scene has the same punchline with the director walking in on the action with a lost look on his face. It's amusing once or twice, but by about the third scene I was dreading the end of the scene because the joke was already beyond wore out on me (and make sure to check out the Behind the Music featurette for more on that joke). Jailhouse Heat 3D has a great cast and is very nicely shot, but also has enough holding it back that it has a hard time making it too far past the average mark.
The Extras: Trailers are included for fourteen Digital Playground releases. The photo gallery lasts about three and a quarter minutes. There's also behind the scenes featurettes and company information.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts about twenty three minutes. After working around the set with a few stills, Evan Stone has a little fun chatting about what's happening and having a little fun with Lou Thomas (who returns for a few other moments here and there in the featurette). Kianna has a little fun chatting with the camera with Marco also sharing a few words as she poses for stills. There's even a little fun between Kianna and Chunk, as well as Chunk having fun with Jake and Nick. London is next, who shows off a bit, poses for stills, and has a little fun shooting the scene. Madison chats about anal and cocksucking before Chunk makes his way around chatting with Jayden and Manuel. Jayden chats a little about sex before Chunk returns with Alyssa and she chats a bit. There's also a little time chatting with Kenzie and Jenna as well as screwing around on the set. This is a nice behind the scenes featurette. You get plenty of eye candy, fun, and personality around the set, and it was great that virtually the entire cast was involved. This is a very enjoyable addition to the overall DVD.
The behind the music featurette lasts about eight minutes. Lou Thomas talks about wanting to take on the music and do something a little different with it. He talks about the script being very close to life for him with plenty of the music being played in the background. This is a nice featurette, but there's very little attention given to the music and instead it focuses on the story. As much as I enjoyed this featurette, I also found myself a bit disappointed.
Condom Usage: None
Final Thoughts: If you want 3D porn but don't want to shell out the big bucks for the equipment, this one's well worth picking up even with some of its faults.
Note to Digital Playground: You've always been pushing things technologically for adult entertainment. It's nice to see that continuing here.
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