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|At First Glance
Jail babes huh? What like womyn that have been locked up so long they turn lesbo? Well, the chick on the cover is luscious looking, I like em' busty, let's give it a spin.
-Jail Babes, Volume 20
The precept is that Hustler has collected womyn that have been arrested to be in their Jail Babes series. I guess we're not supposed to notice that the first scene has nothing to do with that. Anyway, the girls introduce themselves in the guise of a scene, or directly to the camera and things go from there. Not my idea of a strong foundation for a plot but hey, to each their own.
*Luna's definition of a Lipstick Lesbian*
Some bozo meets up with Baboo and they start
in with unenthusiastic, fake kissing. He puts her up on the counter and
can't seem to close his yap. He mouths off stupid shit like "are you ready
for deli?" referring to cunnilingus. Lucky for him she speaks only
French. At one point he hangs a
wire hanger from her errect nipple.
O.K, what the hell's up with that? It's stupid, kills the mood and who the
hell has a hanger in their kitchen? " Ready for the blue plate
special?" as he spits a lugie into her pussy, complete with the phhtt
sound. Jiminy where the hell did they find this guy! Bamboo goes
down for a B.J but she never get's him in her mouth
past his head. They
switch to standing doggie, do some missionary on the counter, then on the
the bench for some reverse cowgirl to which our idiot friend gives the
jewel of his commentary when he say's..."bouncing on the meatballs baby!".
With a not so graceful dismount we assume the position for the obligatory
Friday is explaining to Trinity how "I got
arrested for a DUI but it was fun though...". Meanwhile, she's half on the
bar, half on the stool with her boob hanging out and her ass showing. She
eludes to being raped by the cops on the way to the station but she's not
sure what happened because someone slipped her a mickey at the club.
Um, what part of that was fun..?
Friday takes it doggie and missionary over 2 bar stools, then anal missionary while she spanks her pussy. And of course it all ends with a facial. In which he pastes her eye shut. No sex for Trinity, she just keeps on blowing Mr. Penis #2 while Friday gets busy with Mr. Penis #1.
Misty introduces herself as a dancer who was arrested for grabbing a cops package during a lap dance. She eludes (not very well) that she got interested in womyn. Now there's a story I'm likley to believe.
Barbi introduces herself as being 30 I don't think so... and say's she was arrested for shoplifting because her "stupid ex-boyfriend" stuffed some jackets in her bag and she didn't know. Uh, huh. Oddly enough, she too became interested in womyn during her whopping 24 hour stint in jail.
This scene starts with both of them on the couch and some lipstick lesbian kissing, a little nipple play and finally pussy licking. The scene abruptly cuts from Misty eating Barbi out to some fugly guy in a sheriff's jacket kissing Barbi while she looks bored and just hangs her mouth open for him to kiss. There is some pussy licking, he sticks his tongue and then his finger in her ass. From there they move into the inevitable B.J, throw in some titty fucking and reverse cowgirl complete with squelching noises and lame ass comments from the guy like "ride the boner baby". Oh yeah, that's my personal favorite accompaniment for porn. They do some sideways missionary and she "gives his stick a good wax" and then some anal. Into reverse and regular cowgirl anal and finally! a facial which he kindly tops off by smacking her in the face with his cock. Guaranteed to win kudos from me with crap like that.
This scene was particularly horrible. Bambi's face was saying are you done yet asshole, while her mouth was spewing the standard, oh baby's. I just find that so disturbing. The music cut out mid-scene, there were a ton of shadows, the looping in the scene was obvious and it sounds like someone is opening and closing a creaky door in the background.
I like the root menu, it's split screen with the selections on one side and an active shot of reverse cowgirl on the other.
My Overall Impression
And just because, I've compiled a list of "Oh I'm thrilled" faces to support my comments. Judge for yourself.
Have fun, be