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Jack's My First Porn 7

Studio: Digital Playground
Category:  Comedy , Gonzo
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astroknight's ratings for Jack's My First Porn 7:
Overall Rating 3 stars
Jack's My First Porn 7 overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Jack's My First Porn 7 Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Jack's My First Porn 7 Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Jack's My First Porn 7 Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Jack's My First Porn 7 Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Jack's My First Porn 7 DVD Extras rating 1.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Jack's My First Porn 7 A/V Quality rating 4 stars
Worth$18.00
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  2/7/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 104 min.

Production Date: 5 / 15 / 2006

Director: Robby D.

Cast: Gianna Michaels, Kinzie Kenner, Lorena Sanchez, Luscious Lopez, Sasha Grery, Christian XXX, James Deen, and Scott Nails with cameos by Jelena Jensen and Teagan Presley

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Robby D. seems to have been having a lot of fun with this series. With that and the cast he's put together here I can't help but look forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: It's hot and fun, and perhaps my favorite episode I've seen of the series so far.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a few laughs and hot sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting girl – girl or group action

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is pretty clear, but there are a few places where it's a bit hard to hear. The video is nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen. It's nicely lit and very clear with a little camera motion that's not uncommon for gonzo porn.

Music: None

False Advertising: The back cover claims “ATM Creampie Cuties!”. Although there's plenty of cuties in the movies, there's very little ass to mouth action (it's only in Sasha Grey's scene and not in Luscious Lopez or Lorena Sanchez's scene despite the claim being between Luscious and Lorena's photos) and no creampie action. Being a creampie fan this claim had me really looking forward to this release, and left me more than a little disappointed when it wasn't included. I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because of this.

Menus: The main menu is simple but good and works together a still from the cover with some simple animation for a fairly fun feeling. The chapter menu is also fairly simple letting you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene, but it also lets you know who the girls are in each chapter at the start of their scene.

The Feature

Jack's back, and on his way toward making his first porn movie. He has plenty of ideas, as well as plenty of help from his friends. He's learning things little by little while dealing with things like location problems, overbooked male talent, and egos, among other things.

Scene 1 – Gianna Michaels and Scott Nails

Jack starts things out talking with Scott about seeing a girl on the internet and really liking her. He shows Scott a picture before offering to introduce them, and find hot busty brunette Gianna in the bathroom wondering how she's going to fit into the outfits he has for her. Jack's surprised at how well built Gianna is since her photo showed her being rather flat chested, but they work through a few outfits to find something that works as Gianna jokes about it and Scott marvels at her tits. When they go outside to shoot the stills they find themselves locked out of the house. After waiting for the homeowner to get back they decide to do it outside with Scott moving right in to lick Gianna's pussy. After Scott licks her a bit Gianna has him stand up so she can suck his cock in return and lies him back so she can continue working on him with her mouth and hand. Gianna bends over for Scott to start fucking her from behind and has him pull her hair while he fucks her. She also bounces on his bone reverse cowgirl style before sucking his cock a little more and letting him bust a nut over her big fat titties for her to get a good lick of.

This is a very enjoyable scene. As usual, Robby and Scott play off each other nicely, but that's just the start of the personality here. Gianna's funloving personality is the one that really drives the scene, and her frequent laughs before the sex starts, her trying on the outfits, and her interaction with the guys really starts the scene out right. She keeps it up through the sex, and turns out a fuck that's just as enjoyable as everything that leads up to it. This is a very amusing and hot scene.

Scene 2 – Kinzie Kenner and Christian XXX

Jack starts things out talking with brunette hottie Kinzie, who's in a little black bra and pink shorts with knee high tube socks, about how excited she is to work with Christian with Jack telling her how hard it is to book him. Christian arrives and apologizes for being late since his third scene for the day ran over even though it's only 9:30 in the morning. Jack stops them when they start kissing to remind them that there's no kissing in porn, but Christian talks him into it and then moves down to work on Kinzie's tits. He continues to making his way down to lick her pussy, and even gives her ass a little tongue action before letting Kinzie work on his cock with her mouth and tits. She happily moves up to ride him cowgirl style with a couple short breaks to suck his cock again before turning around for the reverse cowgirl ride. Kinzie hops off to get another taste of his cock and even to fuck it with her tits before riding him a little more and finishing things with a nonexistent pop while Kinzie looks around wondering where it is and then tastes one drop from the end. When Jack and Kinzie complain about the pop, Christian works himself through it to give her a good pop over her tongue.

This is another hot and fun scene. Kinzie easily covers the hot part of the scene. She looks fantastic (as usual) and puts out plenty of great smiles as well as putting her body to good use. Christian and Robby take care of the fun part of the scene. The “Superstar” comments about Christian are a lot of fun, and I bust out when Christian commented on having done three scenes already in the day while Robby said that it was only nine thirty in the morning. The “pop shot” is even funnier, and was done for laughs just right with Kinzie joining in very well. That kind of fun humor combined with the hot sex is what's made this series a very nice and light series that's been working very well for me.

Scene 3 – Luscious Lopez and Scott Nails

Jack lets Latino hottie Luscious know how excited he is to have her in one of her movies as well as how excited some of his friends are before telling her that she's going to be working with semi-new guy Scott. Scott walks in and walks right back out thinking that she's ugly, but Jack begs him to check out her ass and that it'll change his mind. He refuses to look at her, and when she tries to kiss him runs off again. Jack talks him back in, but he still refuses to look at her as she starts sucking his cock and trying to get it down her throat. Jack and Luscious have Scott bury his face in her fantastic ass as he tries not to hurl, and when they suggest moving on with some pussy fucking Scott suggests they go right to him fucking her ass instead and insists on something like doggie or reverse cowgirl. He ends up boning her behind reverse cowgirl style with Luscious bouncing and gyrating away on his rod. They also get in a bit of doggie fucking for Luscious's ass before Scott runs off again and has to be coaxed back for the facial. He runs of as soon as he finishes, and Luscious plays with it a bit before swallowing it down.

This is another hot and funny scene. I'll admit that the chemistry falters a bit here due to Scott “not wanting to work with Luscious”, but he still provides good wood and Luscious puts out some nice vocals to keep the sex going well. Any loss of chemistry is easily replaced by the humor, and there's plenty of it with Scott's refusing to look at her. I couldn't help but laugh and get wood watching this scene.

Scene 4 – Sasha Grey and James Deen

Eighteen year old brunette Sasha talks about going into porn to change perceptions of female sexuality and how she got into porn before Jack has “Alt-Boy” James dance his way over to the couch where Sasha reminds him that he better fuck her good because she wants to win the awards and that it's all about her. They cut to her sucking James' cock as he jerks himself before she takes him all the way down her throat repeatedly. James lays her back to fuck her missionary style as she mouths off to the camera before she sucks his cock a little more. Sasha gets back on for a cowgirl ride before James takes her from behind and in reverse cowgirl. She even lets James spear her shitpussy reverse cowgirl and doggie style before taking a taste of her ass from his cock and letting him spoon it on the floor. Finally, Sasha opens wide for James to give her a nice pop in and around her mouth that she swallows down.

This scene worked okay for me. Sasha looks great and puts in some nice energy, but her vocals seemed a little over the top and forced for me. They often came without any passion, and left the scene as the weakest in the movie for me. That said, I know that Sasha has quite a following and some of the vocals might be for the “award focus” of the scene. Whether it's for this scene or not, this one just didn't work as well for me as the others.

Scene 5 – Lorena Sanchez and Scott Nails

When Jack and Scott arrive at a house to shoot a scene, they're met by hot Latino maid Lorena. When the female talent doesn't show up they cross the language barrier to try to get Lorena to be in the scene with them. They gradually strip her down and are amazed at her fantastic body before Scott returns the favor showing what he brings to the party. Lorena drops down to start mouthing his manhood and continues to work him over as Scott sits back on the couch before riding him reverse cowgirl style. She also rides him cowgirl style to give her legs a break before letting Scott take her doggie style. Finally she takes an impressive pop all over her back.

This is yet another hot and fun scene. The language barrier gag worked pretty good, but easily fell aside with how how Lorena is. I was really looking forward to seeing her in this scene, and she didn't disappoint. She puts out some nice energy and looks fantastic. She also adds a nice bit of predictable fun at the end of the scene. This was a good scene to close things with.

Jack's My First Porn 7 is a very fun and very funny porno. That's right, this isn't Robby doing first timers, but instead is having fun poking fun at the adult industry and things that can go wrong on a shoot. His Jack persona works well for setting things up, and having the usual male talent around helps tie it in. As for the ladies, I think this is the best lineup I've seen from Robby D. in a “Jack” movie. There isn't a bad looking girl in the movie, and when Sasha Grey seems like the weak link in the movie that should be a very good sign as to how hot the action is. The setups are just as enjoyable as the action, and every one of them made me laugh out loud. Scott's scene with Gianna is probably my favorite here due to Gianna's personality appearing to be just as big as her boobs, but the Kinzie Kenner and Luscious Lopez scenes were just as hot and enjoyable. If there's a weakness here it's probably the audio, as it seemed to fluctuate a bit more than normal and lost some of the dialogue which I was actually looking forward to. If you want porn with a great sense of humor, Jack's My First Porn 7 is definitely worth checking out.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery can be viewed either manually or as part of a slide show lasting nearly four minutes with about six seconds per very good looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Ass Addiction, Deeper 2, Island Fever 3, Island Fever 4, Jack’s Big Ass Show 3, Jack’s Big Tit Show 2, Jack’s My First Porn 5, Jack’s My First Porn 6, Jack’s Playground 32, Jack’s P.O.V. 3, Jack’s Teen America: Mission 15, Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak, Pirates, Teagan: Sexual Freak 2, Teagan's Juice, and the Virtual Sex With... series. There's also cumshot recaps and website information.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, rimming (male > female), titty fucking, anal, swallowing, and ass to mouth

Raincoat Factor: Medium high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Digital Playground’s bigger releases can be found online for between about $18 and $28 with a few stores offering them for under $20. This is a pretty good price for what you get here. The action is hot and the setups are a lot of fun. The technical aspects also show a lot of care, although there unfortunately wasn't any real effort put into the extras. This is a very fun movie on a DVD that could use a touch more effort.

Note to Digital Playground: I really wish you would have included some outtakes or behind the scenes here. The plot sequences seemed funny enough that I can't believe the cast and Robby didn't have a bit of extra fun with them. Also, please watch your cover claims. The creampie claim just wasn't like you, and really hurt your overall rating here.

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