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Jack's My First Porn 7

Studio: Digital Playground
Category:  Comedy , Gonzo
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Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Jack's My First Porn 7 overall rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by pwing  on  1/1/2007
Performers:

Gianna, Kinzie Kenner, Luscious Lopez, Lorena Sanchez, Sasha Grey, Scott Nails, James Deen, Christian XXX

Production Date:

5.15.2006

Directed by:

Robby D. for Digital Playground
My Thoughts...
Been awhile since I watched an installment in the My First Porn series but I know what to expect. Well-shot porn featuring some of the hottest talent in the industry fused with a good deal of comedy. The deal is that Jack (of Jack's Playground fame) is trying to shoot some porn and along the way he gets tips and encouragement usually from a crippled old man who uses a voice box to talk. Here we go.
Gianna & Scott Nails
"Can I return the favor?" -Gianna
Gianna is having some wardrobe issues. It appears that all the clothes that she's supposed to wear are far too small to hold her gigantic tittyballs so eventually she ends up wearing only a blue choker. The next dilemma is that the crew locks themselves out but it's not a problem, they just shoot the scene outside.

What makes for a nice location can't be too comfortable for Gianna. She's perched atop a large rock bouncing her pussy along Scott's face, meanwhile Robby D. captures some great shots of Gianna's taters. She of course returns the favor accepting dick as deep in her throat as possible drooling long tendrils of spit from her mouth and blazing the camera with her stunning green eyes.

An impressive doggie gets things moving (not the least of which is Gianna's funbags) and Robby D. captures it all with masterful camerawork from all angles. I'm convinced that RCG was designed with a girl like Gianna in mind. No other position could possibly showcase her twins better. Scott coats them with a massive load. In Gianna's words "It's enough to glaze a donut."
Kinzie Kenner & Christian XXX
"I like A-list cock.", "My pussy tastes like candy."-Kinzie Kenner
Kinzie is the type of girl that just makes you want to stroke yourself into an early grave as soon as you see her. Amazingly attractive and dirty as they come, girls don't get any finer than this. She would be stark naked save the socks and sneakers she's wearing which stay on throughout the scene. There's nothing not to like here.

It's not hard to tell that Kinzie's right at home with dick in her mouth and although her throat doesn't accomodate as much sausage as other girls she works what she's got like the pro that she is. CG presents great views of Kenner's compact pussy but RCG is the highlight showcasing her ass, tits or pussy depending on the camera angle. The scene ends without a cumshot making a play on how much Christian works in a day so he drinks a protein shake and tries a second time dropping a small load in Kinzie's mouth.

Making the scene even hotter is how Kinzie talks about how good her pussy is throughout the whole scene.
Luscious Lopez & Scott Nails
"Can't I just fuck her in the ass and call it a day?" -Scott Nails
Lopez is a good sport. Robby D. spends the beginning of the scene trying to convince Scott (who feigns disinterest) to fuck Lopez. They finally come to an agreement when Robby D. offers him another 50 bucks and says he doesn't have to pretend to like her. Total bullshit but funny nonetheless.

Luscious Lopez's appeal is obvious and her ass is amazing. Eventually after more "convincing" Scott fucks her ass (RCG) grimacing through the whole thing. Doggie shows off her marvelous ass and legs and also gets some good sounds going when Scott pops his dick in and out of her ass.

Unfortunately this scene functions best as comedy and not porn. Obviously this was the intention but it does break the overall momentum of My First Porn 7 and on the positive side it'll give you a moment to catch your breath.
Sasha Grey & James Deen
"I'm a fuck junkie." -Sasha Grey
Now this is what I've been waiting for. Sasha the fuck junkie doing her best to melt the screen down.

Sasha gives some of the best head in the business. She gags herself crazy and spits out ridiculous amounts of slime while she's doing it. For this scene her thing is that she's trying to win an award so she stays in constant eye contact with the camera and overacts a ton. Regardless the scene doesn't suffer from it. Actually Sasha and James get into some really hardcore sex involving a good amount of spitting and smacking.

Sasha gives her pussy up in all the requisite positions (mish, CG, RCG, doggie) spouting obscenities the whole while then tosses her asspipe on Deen's dick inviting him to "Ruin [her] asshole". A few more positions gets James firing a couple strings of batter over Sasha's face.
Lorena Sanchez & Scott Nails
"Pornografica." -Lorena Sanchez
Lorena is playing a maid who doesn't speak english who gets coaxed into doing a scene for some quick money. For those of you who like hearing girls talk filthy in other languages this one's for you.

Unfortunately Lorena isn't the most talented cocksucker especially since she's following Grey's performance but she turns in an otherwise decent scene. Her natural titties bounce freely once the RCG picks up speed and she works her ass well enough to pique more than a bit of interest. She looks great getting slammed in every position especially doggie which, since it's shot from the side, again gives a nice view of her bouncing tits. The torrid pace that these two set at the end gets Scott to unload a massive cumload on Lorena's ass.

Lorena's sweating and disheveled by scene's end when she puts her clothes back on. Nice finish.
Bonus Materials
cumshot recap

slide show

photos

trailers:
Island Fever 4, Teagan: Sexual Freak 2, Jack's Playground 32, My First Porn 5, Teagan's Juice, Island Fever 3, Pirates, Virtual Sex w/ Series
Summary
Robby D. turns out another piece of good porn here. Not Stellar but definitely worth anyone's attention. Gianna, Kinzie and Sasha perform as you might expect. Lorena ends the flick nicely. Luscious Lopez's scene should be watched only for it's comedic value but that's what I think Robby D. was aiming for.


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