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Starring Steve Carlisle, Joe Hix, Bruce Jennings, Eddie Moreno, Mitch Ryder, Jack Simmons, Ross Taylor and Rolio Vizzaro.
Directed (brilliantly) by Harold Craig & Brian Mills.
When directors Harold Craig and Brian Mills get their camera rolling, it rocks. Their erotic foray into the world of medicine, LAID UP, is still one of my favorite flicks on dvd; and the latest to arrive in my dvd player, JACKED-UP, maintains the same quality that I've come to expect from this dynamic duo of directors. This time the action, and there is quite a bit of it, is centered around the workers and customers of an auto body shop. The bodies that get the work, however, are not four-wheeled, but rather the two-legged human variety. Variety is the key to JACKED-UP's enjoyment: each man is unique, from the swarthy, if greasy style of pony-tailed Joe Hix, to the short, squat, slightly dangerous charms of Rolio Vizzaro; who not only packs a mean dick, but has found new-fangled ways to use a screwdriver. All of the guys have tools to die for...and their bodies ain't so bad, either!
Even Titan has risen to the occasion, niftily packing the dvd with a nice, though scant, set of bonus features.
The throbbing starts with the opening credit sequence, backed up with a rocking score accompanined by the sounds of powertools, while each actor is introduced with clips from the film. Co-directors Harold Craig and Brian Mills successfully whet the appetite for an industrial strength sexual film; the promises made with the credit sequence are never broken: hot men in a hot, sweaty environment, doing what comes naturally. The guys at this body shop specialize in "specialized" personal service; the kind of service that I would be willing to pay for - and I'm a skinflint where my car is concerned! These guys go above and beyond the call of duty to garuntee customer satisfaction, knowing that a satisfied customer always COMES back for more.
Although amply Chapter Encoded, the sex is virtually non-stop, with one encounter happening simultaneously with the next. The film starts with Eddie Moreno, a gorgeous, dark-skinned, nearly Native American guy coming into the shop to go over his vehicle's service record. His interviewer is the studly, salt-and-pepper tressed Joe Hix, who opens his jumpsuit to let Eddie chow down on a beef stick since the books state that Eddie is there to GIVE service, this time. These guys get it on good and hot, with ample vocal play as well. This attractive duo are both sterling examples of masculinity at its finest; though at opposite ends of the spectrum. Joe is certainly well toned, and his pony-tail gives him a nearly skanky look that is quite arousing on him; while Moreno's All American smile is a definite turn-on, too. Their sexual play is always playful, never menacing nor cruel, even when Hix tries out various tools of the trade on Moreno's tits, balls and cock. That weighty wrench trick makes the scene very memorable.
Hix takes a smoke break in the employee lounge where stud muffin Steve Carlisle, sporting a shorter than short new hair-do, is sitting around. Just as Hix and Carlisle are about to get it on, the camera moves into the Men's Room, where li'l daddy-typed Rolio Vizzaro is showing off his pissing skills to hairy baby Ross Taylor. Alas, it's not time for this dynamic duo to take center screen, as we cut back to the lounge where Hix is feeding Carlisle's face gustily. From here on in, it is wall-to-wall sex and ball-to-ball sex. The hard-riding action sequences continue to cut between the garage, the men's room and the lounge, with one scene flowing right into the next. The packaging promises "Twisted, tool play....Hot, garage action," and for once the packaging does not lie.
The Garage has Rolio taking care of business in a highly unusual way; you see, if you're a disatisfied customer, you get stripped, tied up, whipped and fucked by Mr. V. Smooth-skinned Bruce Jennings should've known better than to complain about the service! Not only does Rolio take him on with a screwdriver, but Mssrs. Taylor and Ryder join in servicing the very vocal Jennings. It's a four-way session that gives each man his due, and constantly shows off each man's best assets; with Rolio's rough and rumble commentary about "cock whore" a true turn-on.
The Men's Room has Mitch Ryder showing off his smooth, slinky tool to Ross Tyler, and getting a nifty blow-job before tackling disatisfied customer Jennings in the garage. Ryder and Tyler are playful and fun together - even with the shoe-licking, Jennings may be boss, but, he's not mean.
The Lounge has ebony-skinned Jack Simmons and his monster dick making sweet music with Carlisle and Hix, before they are joined by insatiable Eddie Moreno. Now that's quite a line-up of guys, and the sex is anything but standard. Rimming, sucking and fucking are all given equal screen time. A terrific time is had by all, and the contrasting showers of jizz landing atop of Simmon's sinuous, swarthy stomach brings a fulfilling finale for all participants.
Eddie Moreno nearly solos while being interviewed, in the first of the disc's special features, an interview which finds the naked Moreno talking about growing up in New Mexico, his tattooes and his sexual preferences. Moreno is quite at ease and an engaging speaker. Watch for that loveable twinkle in his eyes. The interviewed can be accessed seperately, but plays immediately after the feature as well. A commercial for EROS lubricant (which has an actual credit) also follows the film. Extensive trailers for other Titan features, FALLEN ANGEL III, TITAN EXPRESS, EASY INN and HEAT sustain interest in future Titan productions.
With its throbbing Dolby Digital soundtrack, which actually makes some use of the surround channels; its very hot, very MASCULINE men and its non-stop action, JACKED-UP delivers the goods. For sexual service with a smile (or with a grimace), take your body to these service specialists, they aim to please, and their aim is true.