The Little Details
Running Time: 140 min.
Production Date: 1 / 1 / 2003
Director: Tyce Bune
Cast: Honey, Julie Night, Nikko Knight, Nick Manning, Tabitha Blue, Sasha Devereaux, Brett Rockman, Terra Jones, Devlin Weed, and of course, Tyce Bune
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Iíve liked most of what Iíve seen from this series so Iím going into this one with pretty good expectations.
Initial Reaction: Itís above average, but not by much.
Who Should Watch It : Fans of real cream pies
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a variety of stars doing different things for the very first time
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. It often feels slightly hollow and slightly out of balance and thereís also a couple areas which are obviously dubbed. The video, however, is pretty good. Thereís a little grain, but not much, and the lighting is nicely done.
Music: Thereís a little music during the tease sections that open up each scene, but thereís not any music during the actual sex scenes. When there is music, itís normally the only audio and has a fun feel to it.
False Advertising: The cover states that this has Terra Jonesí 1st B/G/G, but sheís the only girl in her scene.
Menus: The menus are fairly simple and not too impressive. The main menu works together a still and a few clips from the movie. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number.
The FeatureTyce Buneís Iíve Never Done That Before series started out focusing on supposed first time experiences. That didnít mean that it was all fresh talent, as a few stars whoíd been around a bit helped Tyce out with things they hadnít done before such as anal, cream pies, or interracial. Over time it appears that the movie has changed to focus on cream pies, and Iím guessing that most of them are first time on camera cream pies. Each scene is independent and starts out with a small story, which is normally fun and has a bit of a tease aspect to it, before getting on with the sex.
|Scene 1 - Honey and Tyce Bune|
Honey starts things out in the shower, making sure her tattooed and pierced body gets nice and clean. She changed into her cheerleader outfit and stretches out, but later finds out that her grades arenít good enough for her to make the cheerleading squad at college. Since Tyce is a nice guy who hates to see a girl in a cheerleader outfit unhappy, he gives her a ride to his place on his rice burning bike and changes her grades in the school computer. She insists she knows a lot, and shows Tyce some of it as she thanks him in proper porno fashion. She lets Tyce tongue her nearly bald and doubly pierced pussy while laying back and looking like she might fall asleep. He moves on to fuck her missionary style before dropping his load in her pussy. He keeps fucking her missionary style before turning her around and giving it to her from behind. Honey sucks him a bit before riding him cowgirl style and taking a second load in her pussy. They keep going until Honey comes and Tyce pops one into her pussy reverse cowgirl style. Thatís not enough for Tyce and Honey yet, so they keep fucking until each of them comes once more.
This is a pretty good scene. Honey has a Ďdeer in the headlightsí kind of a look going for quite a bit of the scene. You can tell sheís getting into most of it, but for some parts she just withdraws into herself to enjoy it rather than letting it out for the camera. Thankfully as the scene goes on, Honey gets into it more and more. By the end of the scene thereís some nice chemistry and energy going and Honey lets things out nicely.
|Scene 2 - Julie Night, Tabitha Blue, Nikko Knight, and Nick Manning|
After a game of Mouse Trap, Julie, one of the nastiest girls currently in the jiz biz, and Tabitha, a fairly homely brunette, argue with Nikko and Nick about whether guys are just dogs whoíll go for any piece of meat thrown in front of them and if the guys are easily seduced. Afterwards the girls head upstairs to change and help each other get into the mood. They come back down, put on a little music, and put on a show for the guys with the help of a glass dildo. After Tabitha fucks Julie with the dildo, she somersaults onto Julie to get her pussy eaten and fucked by the dildo. The guys are slowly drawn in and give up after watching Julie tongue Tabithaís bung.
The girls happily move in for the taste of victory, and start off with Julie sucking Nick and Tabitha sucking Nikko. The girls trade back and forth sucking cock, with Nikko looking like heís enjoying himself while Nick rants on and on misogynistly. They finally move on to fuck, with Tabitha taking it from behind from Nikko while Nick gives it to Julie missionary style. They trade partners so that Tabitha can put up with Nick while Julie rides Nikko and lets him play with her ass and than again later so that Tabitha can get in a little reverse cowgirl with Nikko. Julie takes it in the ass missionary style and a few ass to mouths from each of the guys while Tabitha gets a little missionary action and plays with Julie. Finally, Julie takes Nickís nut butter in her pussy and then licks it up after squirting it down onto Tabithaís face. Tabitha also takes a load in her pussy, which Julie catches on her face and goes up to eat out.
This scene made me happy to have a remote control. The scene has a nice start, but the lesbian action seems to go on just a little long, and the blowjob potion goes on way too long. Nickís rantings dominate the audio, and the camera focuses on close-ups so much that this scene did almost nothing for me. It gets much better as the scene goes on, but it still doesnít make it much above average.
|Scene 3 - Sasha Devereaux, Brett Rockman, and Tyce Bune|
Okay looking black chick Sasha keeps herself amused while waiting for Tyce to come home by dancing around in her pink schoolgirl outfit. She also dances around a little outside in Tyceís hot tub where gardener Brett finds her and is drawn in by her charms. They head into Tyceís house, where Brett warms her up with his fingers before dipping his wick in her. They break for Sasha to give Brett a little oral loving before he gives it to each of her holes from behind. Sasha also takes it in the ass reverse cowgirl style and takes a few ass to mouths before theyíre discovered by Tyce. Tyce isnít the happiest, but Sashaís fine with it as it means that she has the chance for two cocks. She keeps riding Brett before calling Tyce to duty. Tyce joins in for a double penetration, first getting a turn in her pussy and then in her ass. The guys also team up on Sasha to give her a double pussy penetration before taking turns solo. Finally, Brett gives Sasha a facial while Tyce, of course, pops in her pussy.
This is another okay scene that went on way too long. Sasha looks like sheís having fun through most of the scene, but it went on for so darn long that by the time Tyce showed up I was bored as can be. Once again, the camera focused on the closeups way too much for my tastes and a little tighter editing feels like it would have been a very good thing.
|Scene 4 - Terra Jones, Devlin Weed, and Tyce Bune|
Terra, an okay looking brunette, starts things out painting her nails while looking like sheís not sure if she should laugh or cry. She moves on to talk about roles of men and women in initiating dating where Terra tells him that sheís never had sex with a black guy. Things almost immediately cut to the fantasy land where Devlin is eating her pussy. He fucks her as she lays back and lets Terra ride his cock before things cut back to talking with Tyce. She says that sheís never done two guys at once, at which point things return to fantasy land where Devlin fucks her from behind while she sucks Tyceís cock. She rides Tyce while sucking Devlin, and later takes a cream pie from Tyce and a facial from Devlin which she swallows down. Finally, she tells Tyce about never being fucked in the ass. Of course things go to fantasy land one last time where Tyce pokes her well lubed ass until he fills it with a dose of dick droppings for Terra to push out.
This is a pretty good scene that felt like it could have been much better. I didnít like how things went back and forth between the fantasy and the ďreality, although Terra did get into her scenes pretty well. On the plus side, this scene didnít follow the usual formula Tyce uses for his scenes and kept things a bit mixed up.
Iíve Never Done That Before 9 is a decent cream pie feature. As usual, it has a few things that work for it very well, such as Tyce Buneís fun bits leading into to the scenes. He also has performers who come across quite real. The problem comes in with the camera work and editing. The cameras focus on close-ups a lot more than what I like, and the editing lets things drag out to the point that at times I wasnít sure if Tyce cut anything out of the scenes. There are directors, most of whom are over at Evil Angel, who can do forty minute long scenes and make them work extremely well. Tyce shows here that heís not one of them even though he does pick stars who get into the action and look like theyíre enjoying themselves. Itís an editing problem, not a people problem. In the end, thatís what holds Iíve Never Done That Before 9 down to being an average movie rather than making it past there.
The Extra StuffThereís a two and a half minute photo gallery which gives you about seven seconds per okay looking snapshot or full screen photo. Thereís also weblinks and company information.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, tease, creampies, spanking, lesbian, group, rimming (female > female), toys, anal, ass to mouth, interracial, DP, DPP, and swallowing
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, most of the Iíve Never Done That Before series can be found online for between $12 and $24 with a few stores offering them near the low end. Rent this one or aim low. The scenes are okay but go on forever, the technical aspects are pretty average, and there isnít anything really worth mentioning for extras. Thereís some good things here, but as a whole, it isnít worth spending that much time to find them.
Note to Tyce Bune / Wildlife: A few more chapters would have been a very good thing here, especially since most of the scenes are almost forty minutes long! A few extras and some tighter editing would have also helped out the DVD and movie, respectively.
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