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Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody

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Overall Rating 2 stars
Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody overall rating 2 stars
Female Looks Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody Plot/Acting rating 1.5 stars
Extras Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody DVD Extras rating 2 stars
Audio/Video Quality Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  12/14/2011
Tony Stark reveals that he is Iron Man at the outset of Extreme Comixxx's IRON MAN XXX (2011) with Sinister X directing and Seth Gamble starring in this 2 disc set. Folks from Hammer Industries joins forces with Madame Masque and the Hulk to defeat Iron Man in what amounts to a pretty dumb comic book parody that few comic book geeks will care about. So how about the sex? Below is a review of the five scenes that make up about 3/4 of the nearly 2 hour running time. Wide screen. No condoms.

With an assist from his body guard, Tony Stark doubles up on a reporter. (Tanya Tate goes through the usual straight sex paces on a couch with Seth Gamble and Barry Scott taking turns fucking her. Best/worst bit is when Tanya cow girl rides Tony and he appears to be too scrawny to be much of a super hero, super fuck, whatever. On his sternum, Gamble wears a flat cylinder, his mechanical heart, that looks like a cheap Mardi Gras throw---!!)

Stark gets a new assistant, The Black Widow, (Chanel Preston) who fucks the Hulk (Jordan Lane) in a flashback or something. (Chanel tries not too touch the Hulk too much so that his green paint will not rub off on her. This scene jumps right into a doggy position and the green's already rubbed off Jordan's prick. Shouldn't the Hulk have a really big dick and fuck a gal or two in the ass? Guess not---!!)

Kathy Dare (Riley Evans) says "I like guns, they make me feel powerful...sexual" then humps Justin Hammer of Hammer Industries. (Riley has a terrific cowgirl ride atop a meeting table. Wearing brown boots, she grinds on top of Alex Knight then climbs off for some more blow job and reverse cowgirl. Leg-in-air mish leads to a cum shot that lands on her tongue and boobs. Way to go, Riley---!!! 1/2)

Justine Hammer (yummy Gracie Glam) and her cohort Happy Hogan (Dick Chibbles? Really? Dick Chibbles?) rendezvous with the Hulk and Madame Masque (Amber Rayne with a slice indentation across her face) and decide to join forces in order to kill Tony Stark. Justine tells Madame to send the Hulk on his way (bye, bye, Hulk)) so the duo can suck and fuck Hap, who, by the way, has a bigger dick than the Hulk. (It's a night time scene with a green tinge that detracts. His dick is actually greener than the Hulk's dick was! Gracie and Amber try hard to over come the elements, which is fucking in a three way on a beat up mattress---!! 1/2)

Iron Man confronts a new and improved Hulk in a fight to the death that lasts about 20 seconds; meanwhile, a lame cat fight breaks out between Black Widow and Madame Masque. Mission accomplished; the duo save Pepper Potts (Heather Scarlet) from the bad guys, which means it's time for Tony to suck and fuck his former assistant in his hall of Iron Man suits. (Seth and Heather land in a chair for some straight sex positions then Seth ends up on the floor so that Heather can ride cowgirl. A side position leads to a facial in this solid teaming---!!!)

Oh, but wait, there's a mind-blowing surprise ending that, you guessed it, blows.

A 3 or 4 minute cum reel wraps up Disc 1.

Meanwhile, Disc 2 is loaded with boring BTS segments-4 of them-and a brief photo gallery that has each character in some cool comic book poster poses. Watch the feature (minus the sex) in all of 27 minutes if you must. (You mustn't)

The best thing on disc 2 is a blow job that Chanel Preston tries to deliver upon the Hulk. When her mouth turns green from all the food dye that she's been sucking, it's like she's sucked some of the life out of this character. It's poorly edited and remains in an unfinished form and that's too bad because it's actually the best thing on either disc.

So, IRON MAN XXX (2011, Extreme Comixxx) is a dumb parody with super hero types that make poor subjects for xxx action. The best sex scenes come from human characters without the lame costumes and make-up so that's how Riley Evans ends up doing the best work here.

Anyway, so ALUMINUM MAN XXX, sorry, IRON MAN XXX lands a !! outta !!!!!



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