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The Little Details
Running Time: approx. 140 min. total footage
Production Date: Nov. 2004
Director: Taylor Wane
Cast: Taylor Wane and “you”
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: I was pretty impressed with Nurse Taylor. I’m really curious to see what she can do here with a little time to polish things up!
Initial Reaction: It has some nice ideas, but needs somebody better than Taylor to anchor it.
Who Should Watch It : Fans of Taylor Wane
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well done virtual sex
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and there’s no background noises that I noticed. The video, however, is a bit weak. It’s nicely lit, but there’s just enough pixelation to be noticed and hold things back.
Menus: Basically, none. There’s the virtual menu, and it works the other menus into it.
The FeatureBuxom blonde Taylor is back for a little more playing around. This time she’s decided to play the french maid, and starts out in a black and white latex French maid’s outfit with red and black panties and stockings, white garter belts, and a black bra. After doing a little cleaning around the house for her master, Taylor lets “you” have your way with her.
Taylor does an okay job leading the charge this time. In addition to letting you finger her pussy or fuck it with a glass dildo (which is listed as a vibe in the menu), she lets you spank her ass for being a bad little maid. She’ll suck your cock as you stand in front of her or lay back to make sure you’re ready. She’ll also let you have your way with either of her holes missionary style, fuck her pussy in doggie or reverse cowgirl, or her ass in cowgirl.
Taylor does an okay job trying to act her way through the segments. She does a pretty good job setting the nice and nasty moods apart, which is mostly done with a lot more swearing. Unfortunately, most of her dialogue comes off as extremely dead. She has no body language to go with anything she said, and her eyes never change at all. I think I started to grow bored with Taylor before I even got to the blowjob.
Pop shots always get a lot of attention on virtual sex DVDs, and this one is no different. Unfortunately, there’s a lot more negative than positive here. On the positive side, there are a few real pops. Taylor takes a facial for each of the blowjobs and a pop on the pussy for the missionary. On the negative side of things, the rest of the pops are all animated. I think Roger Rabbit would be very proud of the animated pops, and he’s the only one I can think of who would be. There’s also one pop for each position, and it’s shared between the two moods. Taylor does a nice job in treating the pops, reacting to the real ones and just talking about the fake ones, but there’s a lot more to dislike about them than to like.
The presentation for Interactive French Maid is pretty good. For the high part, the menu rests nicely on the right side of the screen and takes up around a quarter or a fifth of the screen. The choices are simple and well labeled, and allow you access to most of the interactive experience at any time. The only drawback I can see to the menu is there isn’t anything that lets you know at a glance whether Taylor’s being nice or nasty. The segments normally last about three minutes each (with the exception of the spanking with barely lasts a minute). The orgasm sequences last between about thirty seconds and a minute forty, with most of them lasting about forty seconds. The multiple angles are also very well done, and let you choose between a POV shot and a close-up or side view. Throughout it all you also have your choice between two angles, and I didn’t find a single spot that I thought wasn’t a true multiple angle.
Unfortunately, some of the interactive portion of the movie is very basic. The segments loop around completely, which throws things off quite a bit. For most of the sex, the segments end with “you” inside of Taylor and then it goes right back to you having to enter her again as she talks about you getting to fuck her rather than looping to a few seconds into the scene so that the scene continues naturally. The orgasm segments also keep looping themselves rather than returning to the sex, so on the shorter orgasm sequences it gets old really quick. The problems with the segments in Interactive French Maid are the ones that most studios moved past after a couple releases. Hopefully this will be the last of it.
Interactive French Maid has a couple nice ideas, but just can’t make it past the average mark. I love Taylor’s idea of building her virtual sex series around role playing, and she definitely put together a cute costume for it. She also made things a little more fun with her opening. Unfortunately, her acting comes off as dead and the segments completely loop to give it an odd feeling. It’s also hurt by a lot of very amusing animated pop shots. Interactive French Maid is a good idea, but sadly Taylor isn’t quite good enough to make it work to its potential.
The Extra StuffThe photo gallery contains about forty great looking snapshots. There’s also a footjob position as a bonus that lasts about two and a half minutes with a forty seven second animated pop sequence. It’s a nice sequence, but would have been much better if it was given as a legitimate choice as a selection rather than leaving it as the mystery bonus.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, interactive, virtual sex, toys, titty fucking, footjobs, and anal
Raincoat Factor: Very high
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, Taylor Wane’s virtual DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $30, with many stores offering them for under $20. Rent this one first, as I can’t see it having a lot of replay value for most people. There’s some nice ideas, but Taylor just couldn’t make it work for me. The technical aspects are pretty good, but there’s only an extra act for the extras.
Note to Taylor Wane: Please check out some of your better competition. You have some very nice ideas, but some o the technical issues hold you back. A little better acting wouldn’t hurt either.
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