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Inch Freaks

Inch Freaks

Studio: DVSX
Category:  Gonzo , Straight
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astroknight's ratings for Inch Freaks:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Inch Freaks overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Inch Freaks Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Inch Freaks Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Inch Freaks Sex rating 3 stars
Plot/Acting Inch Freaks Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Inch Freaks DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Inch Freaks A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/11/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 134 min.

Production Date: 3 / 5 / 2003

Director: Yani Z.

Cast: Alaura Eden, Betty Blue, Charmane Star, Dominque Dane, Holly, Jessica Dee, Kaylani Lei, Brandon Iron, Brett Rockman, Joe Monti, and Mark Wood

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: DVSX has been an impressive studio so far. I’m looking forward to this one!

Initial Reaction: It’s pretty good, but far from consistent.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a wide range of sex styles

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of nastier sex or really big cocks

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and decently balanced, but the level changes throughout the movie so that you have to adjust the volume fairly often. The video is nicely lit and has a some slight grain. Unfortunately it also had a little halo effect which interfered with things for me.

Music: The music is your standard porno drum machine music. Thankfully it’s only around for the tease portions of the movie.

Menus: The main menu is pretty good. It blends a still with a little animation and gives a good first impression. The chapter menu is pretty standard, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number.

The Feature

Inch Freaks goes with a pretty standard idea. You have hot women and they take on big cocks. Apparently these girls really like big cocks, as they’re not just inch lovers, but inch freaks.

Scene 1 - Alaura Eden and Mark Wood

Alaura starts things off outside having a smoke and teasing the camera. After giving the camera a merciless tease, Alaura heads inside and continues to strip down. She heads over to a dildo stuck to a glass door and fucks it before sliding on a new bra, panties, and stockings, and is then joined by Mark. Mark spanks her, sucks her tits, and gropes his way around Alaura’s great natural body before she rewards him with a hummer. She lets Mark fuck her face while she holds her heels and then ups up to ride him revere cowgirl style. They mix in a bit more cocksucking before Alaura rides Mark cowgirl style, and then lets him fuck her ass with a toy. Of course Alaura makes sure to suck it clean, and she also lets Mark stretch her ass out with a nice string of anal beads that she also sucks clean. Mark fucks Alaura’s amazing ass cowgirl and doggie style, and Alaura never turns down the chance to suck his cock clean. Finally, they finish things up with Alaura taking a nice facial.

This is a smoking scene! I know that there are a lot of stars who play to the camera too much, but Alaura shows just how it should be done here. She has as much chemistry with the camera as she does with Mark, and neither is lacking. There’s great chemistry and energy throughout the entire scene, and it’s good enough that it might take some people an entire week just to get through this scene. This is an excellent scene that starts the movie on an extremely high note.

Scene 2 - Holly, Kaylani Lei, and Brandon Iron

Kaylani and Holly start things out playing around and stripping each other down. They get into a tub and share a double dildo, but soon after get dressed again and head to the bed. They’re joined by Brandon, who eats Kaylani’s ass and then lets the girls team up to suck his cock. Brandon fucks each girl’s face as she holds her heels and then fucks Kaylani missionary style. Holly gets her turn next doggie style as she eats Kaylani before Brandon stacks the girls up and fucks them. Kaylani gets a giant dong and mixes it in as Brandon works them through a little missionary and cowgirl. Finally, Brandon gives Holly a facial that she shares with Kaylani with a kiss.

This is a fairly hot scene. There’s good chemistry and energy, but Holly annoyed me a little for some reason. The scene also has some rough editing that gives it a cut up feeling. This is a decent but faulted scene.

Scene 3 - Charmane and Joe Monti

Charmane starts the third scene out on a photo shoot. She gives the camera a good tease before letting Joe go to work fingering her. She gives him a hands free blowjob before they grope each other and Joe fucks her from behind. They mix in a bit of sucking and spanking with their fuck, and keep things going through both cowgirls and a little spooning. Finally, Charmane sucks Joe to a facial.

This is an okay scene. There’s some nice energy, but Charmane really seems to overdo things here. Her vocals are way over the top and actually killed the chemistry for me here. In the end, I couldn’t help but wonder if Joe is Charmane’s suitcase pimp and was doing such a bad job that she went over the top trying to save the scene. This is easily the weakest scene in the movie.

Scene 4 - Betty Blue and Brett Rockman

Yani starts out the fourth scene following Betty around. She teases the camera quite a bit, and strips down to change into stockings. She diddles herself with the help of a large dildo before she’s joined by Brett, who she immediately goes to work on with her mouth and tits. Betty lets Brett fuck her from behind before they move to a bed in a bright pink room. They keep it going doggie style before Betty rolls over for a little missionary work. She lets Brett play with her ass, and even takes a horsey buttplug as part of her warmup before letting Brett have her way with it in several positions. Brett takes care of Betty’s ass in reverse cowgirl, spooning, and pile driver, and they mix in plenty of ass to mouth and gaping as they work through them all. Betty even lets Brett pop on her gaping ass to finish things up.

This is a different scene, yet still hot. Unlike the others, it goes with a POV feel, which helps the tease work all the better. Normally Brett doesn’t do a lot for me, so the POV also works well to help with that problem. Finally, the scene has a nice pace and very nice energy.

Scene 5 - Jessica Dee, Mark Wood, and Brandon Iron

Jessica starts things out with an outdoor scene that works its way inside. She strips down to show her bald beaver, and gives a nice little tease while putting on her red fishnets, shoes, thong, and sexy bra. She goes to work on her ass with a dildo and sucks it clean before moving on with another toy. She’s immediately joined by Mark and gets her pussy fucked from behind to give her a technical DP. She sucks his cock before Brandon joins in and also gets his cock sucked. They guys take turns fucking her doggie style and then stuff her mouth full of anal beads to lube them up for her ass. Once her ass is ready, the guys work it through several positions, and even give her a double penetration. Of course Jessica never shies away from the chance to suck her ass off a cock, and she finally finishes things up with a nice double facial.

This is another hot scene. Once again the tease is handled extremely well and definitely starts the scene off on a high note. Jessica and the guys seem to have some very nice energy and they also keep the chemistry flowing nicely between them. The only problem I had with this scene was that the guys were almost completely hidden in the scene. I’m not wanting to see more of them than Jessica, but I like to at least know who’s fucking who. Here I rarely knew that.

Scene 6 - Dominique Dane and Brett Rockman

Dominique and Brett start things out groping and playing with each other lightly. Dominique drops down to suck Brett’s boner, and soon after is taking it in her twat missionary style. Apparently Dominique loves to suck cock, as she continues to take breaks from letting Brett fuck her in most of the usual positions so that she can suck his cock. Finally Brett gives Dominique a good dose of dick droppings across her face to finish things up that she swallows down.

This was an average scene, and didn’t end the movie nearly as strong as it started. There’s some decent chemistry and energy, but nothing about the scene really caught my attention in any way. The only thing that stood out to me was the swallow at the end, and by that time it was a little late. The scene also had a cheaper feel to it that didn’t work for me.

Inch Freaks leaves me with mixed feelings. In some ways, it’s very nice. To start with, Yani really knows how to work a tease. He uses plenty of different styles for the sex scenes. This ends up being both a blessing and a curse. On the blessing side, it gives a nice variety and shows that Yani knows who to steal from. I was reminded of top notch directors like Skeeter Kerkove and Jules Jordan while watching some of the scenes. On the curse side, the variety makes it look like Yani doesn’t quite know what he’s aiming for. It gives the movie a very inconsistent feel and made me wonder if Yani just shot a bunch of random scenes and threw them together here to see what people liked. My other problem with the movie was that the guys never seemed that big. With a title like Inch Freaks I expected a few black guys rather than a bunch of white guys. Yeah, they’re some of the bigger white guys, but us white guys (okay, all of the other white guys out there) aren’t exactly known for size. Inch Freaks is an enjoyable but inconsistent piece of stroke material.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Gang Bang Darlings, Total Babe, and Teen Sensations. The photo gallery includes about thirty very nice looking snapshots. There’s also web links and solo scenes.

Solo scenes are included for each of the girls. They last between about two and a half minutes and over five minutes, and normally include the girl stripping down, giving the camera a quick tease, and then diddling themselves. Alaura Eden steals the show here once again, but Charmane and Betty Blue also do a nice job. There’s a little variety between the scenes, but most of them are pretty good (especially when you consider the length of each segment). This is a great extra, and something that has really impressed me about DVSX.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, interracial, smoking, tease, toys, masturbation, anal, ass to mouth, lesbian, rimming (male > female and female > female), titty fucking, DP, and swallowing

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many DVSX titles can be found online for between about $13 and $25 with many stores offering them for around $20. At the low end this one might not be bad, but I couldn’t justify the higher prices due to the inconsistency of the movie. The technical aspects also vary a bit, but the extras show some nice effort.

Note to DVSX: Very nice job here! It would be really nice to have a menu for the trailers so you can choose which one you’d like to see.

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