**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film released on Wicked's official website. As such, the bonuses haven’t been given a rating here, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and the DVD release.**
It’s hot sex and horny high jinks galore when the guys look to the internet for wives in “I Was A Mail Order Bride”, a very good comedy from Brad Armstrong and Wicked Pictures. Featuring seven individual sequences, each with its own mini-plot, this one is fun and involves some sexy fucking from a super-strong cast. The best of the scenes belong to Brooklyn Lee and Asa Akira—both anal—though that of Latina spitfire Veronica Rodriguez deserves a strong mention, as well. The only one that really doesn’t work out is Tori Black's, as there’s no meaningful sexual contact between herself and her partner…(such a waste of talent). Regardless, there’s plenty of very good content in this one, certainly enough to warrant checking it out.
In terms of the sex, Scene One finds Ryan McLane meeting up with his new web-ordered girl, Veronica Rodriguez at his place. Despite their language barrier, the two hit it off immediately and wind up in the sack. Veronica—a petite Hispanic woman—is in top form here and looking great, much to Ryan’s good fortune. She’s wearing a tan top and loose bra, along with ribbon-tied thong panties. Before long, she has Ryan’s pants down and his cock in her mouth. A smooth and seductive romp follows, featuring plenty of spicy oral and vaginal action. A pop on Veronica’s chin, shoulder, and chest…followed up by some oral cock clean-off…close out this sexy number.
Scene Two brings together Manuel Ferrara and his ordered-up woman, Ava Addams, at his apartment. With a few words in French, the pair finds that they’re apparently a perfect match, and they go at it right there. A sexy encounter ensues, with Manuel taking the curvy, big-breasted Ava in various vaginal positions. The cowgirl riding is amongst the highlights here, and the festivities are capped off in style with Manuel hosing down Ava’s face, mouth, tummy, chest, and pelvis out of a missionary position.
In Scene Three Eric Masterson has chosen the lively Misty Stone, who proves herself to be far more than a handful for him, yet still gives up the “V”. As always, Misty is her slender and beautiful self, which is certainly more than amply accentuated by her African-themed ensemble and bikini. She and Eric put on a steamy show (oral and vaginal) before he unloads on her tummy, pelvis, and chest out of missionary. Misty samples his goods as the sequence comes to a close.
Scene Four has Tori Black playing the part of a sultry, dominant Russian whom Kris Slater has found on the internet. After some disparagement, Tori puts on an erotic striptease for him, and—given her stunning good looks—this certainly doesn’t hurt the proceedings. This transitions into some juicy masturbation (four fingers, glass dildo), which ultimately involves Kris giving himself a wank, too. After Tori gets herself off, Kris does the same. Unfortunately, that’s where it all ends. The lack of meaningful sexual contact between the performers, despite how awesome Tori is, pretty much puts this one in the “meh” category.
In Scene Five, Tony DeSergio discovers his “soulmate” in the form of Brooklyn Lee, the recently-retired, yet still-current XBiz Female Performer of the Year. Brooklyn plays the role of a wide-eyed, punky, “British” lass in this one who’s a lot less “British” than she’s trying to put on. Tony outs her fairly quickly, but he doesn’t mind at all, as he’s more interested in getting up and under her UK-themed garb than anything else. Before long, he has his face buried in her smoothly-shaven crotch, and they’re off. Brooklyn looks awesome here—as is always the case—and the oral, vaginal, and anal romp that ensues is off-the-charts sexy. A load on her pussy…which she briefly samples…finishes off this fine affair. God bless the Queen.
Scene Six couples Lea Lexis and Tommy Gunn at his place in the bedroom and kitchen. Lea’s a bubbly former Romanian gymnast who’s been brought to America via the internet. Tommy, of course, is the lucky recipient of her flexible skills, and it doesn’t take long for the pair to get things going. Lea looks in top form in her tight white halter top, stretch pants, and fur coat, and the fucking that follows is both passionate and well-captured. It’s pretty amazing how Lea can contort herself, and she looks great taking the “D” orally and vaginally. Tommy unloads on her face and in her mouth to end this steamy segment.
In Scene Seven, Asa Akira shows up at Brad Armstrong’s door in a white half-top, a rainbow tutu and matching leggings. Even in this ridiculous getup and acting like a bubbly anime character, the reigning AVN Female Performer of the Year is looking awesome (Asa-ome?). It’s of little surprise, then, that Brad ushers her in and the two—via their phone translator apps—get to know one another. Of course, the kind of “knowing” that they’re most interested in doesn’t really involve a phone, and what follows is an erotic oral, vaginal, and anal romp that culminates in a facial for—and oral cock clean-off by—Ms. Akira. Nice!
In all, this is a very good release that will likely appeal to fans of any of the ladies involved, as well as fans of light and sexy, comical scenes. Given that Brooklyn Lee is featured—in one of her most recent (and last)—performances, her fans will also want to check it out. In all—and while not totally perfect—it’s worthy.
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