The Little Details
Running Time: 125 min.
Production Date: 3 / 14, 15, 18, 19 / 2008
Director: None credited
Cast: Carrie Moon, Heidi Sin, Joclyn Stone, Mishka, and some uncredited guys
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: White Ghetto's movies have been pretty generic, so I can't get my expectations too high here.
Initial Reaction: It's easily skipped.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody who likes their older women on the larger side
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting real cream pies
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects barely miss the average mark. The audio is fairly well balanced, but there are also a fair amount of background noises that were all too noticeable. The video is presented in the full frame format, and looks pretty average. It's fairly clear and decently lit, but the editing and camera movement were also fairly noticeable.
Menus: The main menu has a bit of a cheap feeling, and blends a bit of the cover still with a very generic looking background and the choices. The chapter menu also shows very little effort, and just gives you a clip of each scene from which to make your selection.
The FeatureThe I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom series goes with a pretty straightforward format. Sometimes there's a hint of a setup for the scene before it moves into tease, on with oral action and sex, and finishes with an internal pop shot.
|Scene 1 – Carrie Moon and a guy|
Carrie, a brunette who looks like she's around forty, starts her scene out in a bit of black lingerie on the porch talking on the phone with a friend while touching herself lightly and asking for more information on the guy who's coming over for her. She hangs up to touch herself around her outfit until she hears a guy at the gate and then puts herself back together to welcome him inside. He quickly understands what kind of workout she's looking for, and they kiss while exploring each other a little. Carrie lays back so the guy can lick and finger her pussy before kneeling in front of him to gobble his knob while he vocally urges her on. She mixes in a bit of titty fucking as she sucks him before getting on all fours and letting him take her from behind. They also get in a bit of missionary and reverse cowgirl fucking before returning to missionary for a huge fake cream pie.
This is an average at best scene. The setup is hokey and although Carrie has a very good MILF look to her, the chemistry between her and the guy is pretty average. The major problem here, however, is the “cream pie” (if you want to call it that). The scene literally cuts from the guy pumping away on her to him being completely out of her as she pushes out what looks like runny Elmer's Glue from her pussy in a volume that's around ten times the average pop shot volume. If that doesn't give the scene a horrible ending enough on its own, it then settles in on the guy leaving as Carrie finishes herself off as he apparently couldn't do the job for her. This is a very disappointing first scene.
|Scene 2 – Heidi Sin and a guy|
Bottle blonde Heidi starts out in a little pink lingerie and black panties peeping through a door at a guy sleeping on her daughter's bed. She runs her hands around him while kneeling in front of him before licking his chest and then pulling out his cock to wake him with a little oral attention for his wedding tackle. They mix in a few words and kisses as he wakes before Heidi strips down and gets up to ride him cowgirl style. Heidi and the guy keep fucking through spooning, missionary, and doggie before he appears to cum inside her pussy.
This is an okay scene. Heidi's a bit too generic for my tastes with her bottle blonde hair and excessive ink, but she plays to the camera okay at times and helps to give the scene a fairly fun feeling. The cream pie is questionable here, and it looks like there's a chance that the guy might have actually cum inside her. There's a little cock throbbing and Heidi tries pushing something out without success. There's then an editing cut so she can push out a little bit of extremely runny liquid that looks far from real. I couldn't help but wonder if this was a real cream pie that just needed “some help”. If so, it definitely held back the cream pie for me as well as the overall scene.
|Scene 3 – Joclyn Stone and a guy|
Joclyn, a bigger brunette in a pink and black polka dotted dress, shows off her big ass and tattoos before pulling aside her panties to show a pussy that's hairy enough to make one wonder if birds nest in it when she isn't on set. She continues to tease the camera and play with herself before a sleazy looking guy moves in to lick and finger her hairy pussy. Joclyn lets him sit back and suck one of her tits as she rubs his cock through his jeans, and even encourages him to spank her before she sucks and titty fucks his cock. Joclyn gets up to ride him cowgirl style before letting him take her in doggie and missionary. They finish up with Joclyn laying on her side as he fucks her, and then cuts to a bunch of white goo chasing his cock out of her pussy as he pulls out and wipes it around her leg.
This scene just didn't do it for me. Joclyn and the guy had great chemistry together, but I just don't find her physically attractive at all to the point that even a good spirit didn't do much for me. It was further hurt by what looked to be a wildly fake cream pie, and I found myself completely distracted as I tried to watch the scene and wouldn't be surprised if I missed a whole position because of it. I just couldn't get into the scene, and yet another faked cream pie made me feel like I didn't have much reason to.
|Scene 4 – Mishka and a guy|
Mishka, a large bottle blonde with plenty of ink, starts out the final scene calling a guy to get him to come and fuck her before settling back on a couch to play with herself a bit. He shows up a few minutes later complaining about her always starting without her before he drops down to start licking her pussy while trying to avoid ingrown hairs and ass zits. Mishka sucks and titty fucks him in return before riding him reverse cowgirl style. She sucks him clean before laying on her side and letting him fuck her a bit more, and then sucks him a bit more before taking it doggie style. Mishka finishes things up letting the guy fuck her missionary style, and then looks like she might actually take a real pop in her pussy to finish things up.
This scene gets close to the average mark. Mishka's look didn't do much for me once again, mostly due to her excessive ink and also because when I want to watch a movie with bigger women I'll check out a movie about bigger women instead of older women. Throw in a mope with average chemistry and the only thing that makes this scene stand out is that it has the best chance in the movie of having a real cream pie. This might be the best scene in the movie, but sadly that doesn't say too much.
I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom 13 is a very disappointing release. The sex often feels a bit generic, and although there is a bit of chemistry in the scenes it's often killed by a bad ending with a horribly faked cream pie. Although the women all look to be of a normal motherly age well over thirty instead of the “I dropped out of high school when I got pregnant last year” variety that are all too common in “MILF” movies, they're also held back by being on the larger side. They're big enough that I actually checked the front cover to see if this was to be the “BBW Edition”, but saw no such claim. All in all, I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom 13 has a few nice things going for it, such as the chemistry and decent camera work, but there's so much going against it, such as the looks of the women doing nothing for me and the cream pies being so horribly faked, that the final impression of every scene killed off anything the scenes got going for it. I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom 13 did next to nothing for me and is one of the worst cream pie movies I've seen in quite a while.
The Extra StuffTrailers are included for Curry Cream Pie 8, Adventures of MILF Man 4, Transsexual Road Trip 10, and Ass Eating Maniacs. There's also cumshot recaps and commercials.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, tease, MILF, titty fucking, and cream pie (vaginal and mostly faked)
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of White Ghetto's DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $28 with most stores offering them for about $20 or under. Aim low here. The cream pies are almost all faked and although there is a bit of chemistry and decent camera work in the scenes, nothing about the movie really feels special. The DVD feels less than special as there isn't even enough care put into it to have animation on the main menu or new trailers. This is a very disappointing release.
Note to White Ghetto: It's great to see you dropping the false advertising that plagued some of your other releases. Now I hope you can figure out how to do real cream pies in your movies! Also, giving credit where credit's due is always a good thing, so giving the guys credit as well would be nice in future releases.
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