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I Dream of Queenie

I Dream of Queenie

Studio: Metro
Category:  Transsexual
Starring: , , , , , ,
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Where to buy:Streaming/Download
necromania's ratings for I Dream of Queenie:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
I Dream of Queenie overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks I Dream of Queenie Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks I Dream of Queenie Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex I Dream of Queenie Sex rating 3 stars
Plot/Acting I Dream of Queenie Plot/Acting rating 1 star
Extras I Dream of Queenie DVD Extras rating 1/2 star
Audio/Video Quality I Dream of Queenie A/V Quality rating 1 star
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Reviewed by necromania  on  1/16/2002
While this particular film has a loose plot since it is a spoof of the television series "I Dream of Jeannie," I'm skipping over it, because it's retarded.

Scene 1:

The sex in this scene stars with Paul Morgan licking Lisa Lawrence's tits. Personally, I think Lisa Lawrence is one of the hottest transexuals out there, so even this mediocre scene does something for me. Soon, Paul Morgan's blowing Lisa Lawrence and plays with her tits every once in awhile. Lisa has a pretty big cock, but it only looks good under certain conditions. Lisa Lawrence then blows Paul Morgan. After he's had, the movie immediately cuts to Paul anally fucking Lisa doggystyle. Insertion shots are hot! Why isn't there one?! The way the movie was shot and edited together really annoyed me simply in the fact of how noticeable it was. We either see Paul fucking Lisa in wide shots showing the whole scene or close-ups of Lisa's face. During the close-ups of Lisa's face, the fucking looks much more energetic and interesting than the casualness of the wide shots. If there was hotter sex, why couldn't they show the genitals during the hotter sex, instead of Lisa's bouncing body or face? Lisa eventually gets on her back and Paul continues fucking her, with Lisa either holding her junk up for the camera, or jerking herself off. Both actors cum. Paul shoots really far!

Scene 2:

Paul Morgan stars out licking Christie's tits, again. True to form, he blows her. Then they move into a 69. Unfortunately, the two actors lie on a couch, and when they move into 69, you can't really see any of the action. This scene takes place in the same 'living room' setting as the first one, and you only see the fucking from one side. Mixing up some angles would have been nice, or at least always keeping the action in view. Christie blows Paul. He blows her again, while she feels up his ass and plays with his asshole. While Paul's blowing Christie again, most of Christie's hand action is off camera, another major oversight. Surely there's a way to get it all on camera. At any rate, Christie fondling Paul’s ass like that foreshadows the fucking to come. Cut to Christie fucking Paul doggy style. No insertion shot again! The fucking in this scene has the same problem with close-ups and wide shots that I discussed in the first scene. Then Paul’s on his back jacking off while Christie fucks him. They both cum. Christie turns me on, too.

Scene 3:

Rick Rogue starts by licking Heather Fox’s tits. He titty fucks her. He licks her junk, which seems to be a total waste of time, unfortunately. I prefer transexuals who can become aroused. Rogue starts fucking her, with her on her back. They switch to doggystyle and the fucking actually gets a bit hotter. Fox seems to be the transexual most into being fucked. The scene ends after Rogue cums on her ass.

Scene 4:

Christie strips, and magically turns her cock and balls into a pussy for a medical examination. She gives a bj to Steve Spain. He fucks her on her back, vaginally! They switch to doggy. The scene has some hot fucking, but there are two problems with it. First, Steve Spain’s an ugly motherfucker. Second, I resent that on the close-ups of the fucking, I’m seeing a stand-in pussy. I’d prefer to just see the woman, or actually see Spain fuck Christie.

Scene 5:

This is the scene with Christie and Sharon Kane. Sharon’s in a couple other videos and DVDs I own, and I think she’s actually pretty good looking. She has an incredible looking body and loves to fuck. Unfortunately, her face looks kind of weird in the movie due to plastic surgery, and I’ve seen pictures where it looks like she’s ruined her body with breast implants. In this DVD they’re small, but her body just looks good. Christie licks Sharon Kane’s nipples. Anyone picking up a pattern here?! Christie plays with Kane’s pussy through her pants, until Kane removes them. Christie strips, then performs some cunnilingus. Sharon Kane blows and plays with Christie’s tit. Christie starts fucking Kane doggy, then with a little magic, moves Kane onto her back and fucks her in that position. Christy cums. My main complaint with this scene is it’s too short on the fucking. The sex in this scene might be the hottest on the DVD, and I would have loved to see Kane in more action.

OVERALL: In the end, this DVD's worth it for me because I’m a Lisa Lawrence fan and Christie and Sharon Kane are winning me over. Lisa’s scene is the most boring on the whole DVD, and I think that’s a damn shame. I think these are the only reasons why you’d want to buy this disc. The extras are shit. But here’s a final bit of interesting trivia for you. Sharon Kane did the score for this film.

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