This one is an overall not too terrible compilation of a bit of everything—old pre-condom stuff and newer material; 70s and 80s “clone” type guys and more recent pro porn stars, all muscled and buffed. “Not too terrible,” however, would be my average assessment of the whole DVD. Now no compilation I’ve seen has ever been 100% to my liking. But the quality both in content and technically is all over the lot in these seven scenes (with a running time of around one hour and 45 minutes). A few of the DVD transfers are really not very good; most are technically OK, though. The sex, too, has a couple of outright misses but there are a couple of home runs as well. All in all, if you can get this one at a cheap price, it is may be worth adding to your collection.
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The cast for the record is Hank Hightower, Zak Spears, Jerry Davis, Donnie Russo, Tony Davis, Chad James, Brad Peters, Sal Diego, Morgan Hunter, Steven Brock, Ken Rogers, John Rock, Pierce Daniels and Tico Patterson. Most of the guys in the older pre-condom scenes I didn’t know with the exceptions of Brad Peters and Morgan Hunter, and those two happened to be in the best of the older scenes on this DVD. The more recent stuff includes a scene from Total Corruption I and Hologram, Chi Chi LaRue DVD reissues that I’ve reviewed previously.
A brief rundown and some highlights:
Scene 1 is a decent enough hot tub scene probably several decades old that doesn’t survive the transition to DVD particularly well. It is washed out, fuzzy in spots and despite research, I couldn’t identify either the flick this scene is from or any of the three guys. But the guys are fairly hot and the sex is sans latex and it has that anonymous, random feel about it.
The second scene is the Hank Hightower/Donnie Russo leather cop back alley segment from Total Corruption I, maybe the best scene from that very good flick. In it Officer Danny Russo runs into street hustler, Hank Hightower, and instead of rousting him, he forces Hightower to go down on his cock. It is an intense, rough, realistic pairing with extensive oral work by Hightower and a powerful fuck by Russo with Hightower up against a wall. Russo’s cum shot all over hank’s chest with Hightower stretching and licking Danny’s ball sack is a nice ending to a really nice scene. The only drawback is that the sound seemed to suffer in the compiling of this scene. Sound on the original DVD transfer was much better.
Scene 3 is the Zak Spears cut from Hologram, the “pina colada mix as cum” scene in which Zak is as piggy as he wants to be. Spears had a long and fine porn career starting in the early 90s. He retired once in 1996 only to return and put out more great stuff before retiring again (apparently) in 2004. I have never seen a bad Zak Spears scene which given the number of his flicks, is fairly amazing. Big, good looking, hairy chested, and always into his work, he delivers true to form here in a leather bar backroom fantasy with a trio of studs, Max Holden, Brock Hunter, and Ted Matthews. The action is hot and nonstop, clearly the best scene from that flick. Courtesy of Chi Chi LaRue, it is a very well-constructed group scene that packs a punch with Spears screwing Holden’s rump and the three studs then ganging up on Spears. The cum drenching finale is the icing on the cake, so to speak.
Scenes 4, 6, and 7 are pre-condom selections that are all fairly routine. The sixth scene from I don’t know what, does feature a nice glory hole sequence with cowboys and their enormous cocks and decent three-way action but isn’t the best DVD transfer.
Scene 5 is a pre-condom scene from Bait (1985) that is much more than routine. Directed by J.D. Slater, this scene is a five-way barroom encounter featuring Brad Peters and Morgan Hunter in a rough and tumble near-rape scene in which they share a bearded blond guy sprawled out on a pool table. Peters was a demi-star in the early 80s but he always seemed to shine on screen in whatever he did. (He was in a couple of excellent flicks with the Kings, Jon and J.W.) In this flick he is the take-charge guy, the master fucker with the huge cock who shows the others how it’s done. Sadly he died too young as so many of the pre-condom stars did. And the film Bait doesn’t seem to be available anywhere so this may be only way to see something of this flick. It is worth seeing.
Hung and Hairy certainly lives up to its title. And all in all, if it doesn’t cost too much, this DVD is probably worth grabbing, or at least renting. Wouldn’t it be great, though, if we could put together our own compilation DVD by buying scenes individually? If that were the case, I’d definitely bypass some of the scenes in this flick. But I might opt to actually buy one or two of them.