This past year The Human Centipede (First Sequence) came out. If you watch horror movies, it was a must-see. A German film, the Human Centipede featured dumb girls who end up at the house of a people-hating Siamese-twin-separating doctor who wants to make a human centipede. And make one he does, about 40 minutes in. Instead of hinting at it, he actually does it, and itís gross on one level and fascinating on another, as his three unwilling victims get joined ass to mouth. Itís fairly obscene, and you might find yourself thinking, well, this would make a funny porn parody.
The Human Sexipede (First Sequence Ė A Porn Parody) comes courtesy of Tom Byron Pictures, and stars Sunny Lane, Danica Dillan, Amber Rayne, Jynx Maze, Kaci Starr, Tom Byron, Evan Stone, Jordan Ash, and Keni Styles. Itís written and directed by Lee Roy Myers. The movie runs about 2 hours and 14 minutes, and is presented in widescreen with decent chapter stops. Extras include behind the scenes, photo gallery (sex), photo gallery (glam), and trailers.
The story follows a similar, yet sexier, story than the original. It begins in Germany, where Sunny and Danica are at the not so wonderful Hasselhoff hotel. Danicaís come prepared with a suitcase full of toys, and it isnít long before the two are undressing each other and licking and fondling. After some tongue and finger loving, the toys come out and the girls fuck each otherís pussies. They clit bump to orgasm and then pull out the laptop. They find an online add from a ďMad Doctor TypeĒ who is looking for a couple of sexy tourists who want to get down and dirty. ďIf this is you, then letís get freaky!Ē Of course, the two jump on it, and show up at his house. Dr. Helter (Tom Byron) looks rather like the doctor in the original movie Ė in fact all of the casting is pretty good. The girls arenít sure about him, but he gives them drinks and they wake up with their wrists tied in beds and hospital gowns, along side Keni Styles.
The story cuts to a flashback with the doctor and Amber Rayne, who does the dirty with the doctor. He eats her pussy and she sucks his cock before he fucks her on a bed in various positions before cumming all over her face and body.
The doctor explains heís going to join the three via their sexual canals. Another flashback to Jynx Maze fucking Evan Stone and Jordan Ash, while the doctor encourages them. They take turns in her pussy and mouth before cumming on her chest and her face.
The next scene is a flash to Keni and Kaci. He eats her out and fingers her before she sucks his cock. He fucks her in several positions before cumming all over her chest.
After the doctor is done talking, Sunny, Danica, and Keni get it on, and the three have a 3-way on the bed, with all three actively participating. This is a nice, long scene with good action.
The doctor does his ďmagicĒ, and builds his Sexipede, with Danica attached to Keniís cock and Sunnyís mouth attached to Danicaís pussy.
Overall, the casting is pretty good, and the actors look fairly similar to the ones in the original horror movie. The sex scenes are pretty good too. All in all, this is a fairly decent parody, although youíll appreciate it more if youíve seen the movie itís based on.