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Overall Rating 3.5 stars
How To Make a Cheap Porno overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks How To Make a Cheap Porno Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks How To Make a Cheap Porno Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex How To Make a Cheap Porno Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting How To Make a Cheap Porno Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
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Audio/Video Quality How To Make a Cheap Porno A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  7/16/2012

Running Time: 113 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Adrianna Luna, Alyssa Branch, Lexi Belle, Liv Aguilera, Victoria Lawson, Anthony Rosano, Danny Wylde, Mark Wood, Michael Vegas, and Tommy Pistol

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done, just as one has come to expect from Mike Quasar. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any other background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. It's nicely lit and clear with a solid hand on the camera.

The Movie: Pornographers are people too, and as such have realized they too need money to survive. To help all the aspiring pornographers out there, Fuzzy Mainstreat (aka Tommy Pistol) has put together this instructional to show how you too can make pornography on the cheap so you can live in style rather than riding the bus wherever you go and drinking gin you made in the bathtub of your tiny apartment.

Scene 1 Lexi Belle and Anthony Rosano

Super cute dirty blonde Lexi gets busy with Anthony on a couch after Tommy demonstrates a couple techniques for negotiating with performers. They kiss before me moves down to kiss her tits and worship her ass and feet. Lexi happily sucks and strokes his cock in return before laying back to let Anthony eat her before he fucks her missionary style. She gives Anthony a little more head before letting him fuck her doggie style and riding him in cowgirl. Lexi also rides Anthony reverse cowgirl style and lets him spoon her before they go back to fucking missionary style and finish with Lexi taking a nice pop in her mouth that she shows off while giving Anthony some great eyes.



Scene 2 Adrianna Luna and Michael Vegas

Tommy demonstrates the cost cutting measure of filming through the window as somebody else shoots a scene next, going to a Mike Quasar set as he shoots the lovely busty Adrianna getting busy with Michael. Michael can't help but worship her great rack before tonguing her both from behind and as Adrianna lays back on a couch for him. He goes right to fucking her bald pussy missionary style before taking her doggie style, and then lets Adrianna eagerly sucks and stroke his cock. She rides him in the cowgirls and mixes in a little more oral action before going back to her back as Michael fucks her. Michael finishes Adrianna off with a solid pop over her chest that she rubs in and shows off before the camera fades out.



Scene 3 Liv Aguilera and Danny Wylde

As locations aren't cheap, Tommy takes advantage of many of the foreclosed mansions out there, which more than impresses hottie Liv (especially when he tells her it's one of the many homes he owns). They move to a bedroom with Liv looking smoking hot in a little salmon top with knee high black boots and short jean shorts the Danny quickly works her out of to suck her tits and play with her pussy. She eagerly starts sucking his cock as he plays with her pussy, and lets him fuck her face before he moves around to fuck her doggie style. Danny joins Liv on the bed to spoon her and fuck her missionary style before rolling back and having her ride him cowgirl style. They also show off Liv's great ass fucking her as she lays on her side before Liv drops down for a facial finish.



Scene 4 Alyssa Branch and Mark Wood

Tommy isn't afraid to use rubber checks to get hot scenes, and cute brunette Alyssa is more than happy to turn out a scene for a big check despite Mark's concern as he's never seen anybody get a check that large for a scene in his time in the industry. Alyssa quickly starts to strip down to let him suck her tits and play with her pussy before moving in to suck and stroke his cock. She moves over to ride Mark cowgirl style before he picks her up and lays her back for a bit of missionary work. Alyssa rolls over to let Mark take her from behind and bow and arrow style before sucking him clean and letting him spoon her. Finally, Alyssa drops down to take a nice facial finish.



Scene 5 Victoria Lawson and Tommy Pistol

It can be tiring watching everybody else fucking, so Tommy isn't afraid to use the casting couch on gullible small town girls like brunette hottie Victoria. He sucks her tits and admires her great ass after kissing her, and then bends her over his lap to eat her ass and play with her pussy. Tommy lays Victoria back on the couch to lick and finger her a little more before standing up to let her suck his cock. He spoons her and lets her ride him reverse cowgirl style before she eagerly sucks him and lets him take her doggie style. Tommy moves Victoria around to pound her in pile driver with a little more oral action mixed in before finishing her off in missionary. Finally Tommy lets Victoria have a nice dose of man gravy in her eager mouth.



How To Make a Cheap Porno is a very fun little fuck flick. For those who have watched a few of Mike Quasar's behind the scenes featurettes in the past (or who are so dated as to remember the Quasarman blog), you can easily see his sense of humor coming out from start to finish in this one, and Tommy Pistol excels at bringing it out and making it all the better. He plays it just like you'd expect in an infomercial, and does it with just the right mix of deadpan delivery and cheesy optimism, as well as a little sleazy pornographer. Sexually the movie also works very well. Lexi Belle and Anthony Rosano are as solid as one would expect to start things out, and the chemistry stays nicely even through the rest of the movie with Adrianna and Michael, Liv and Danny, Alyssa and Mark, and Victoria and Tommy. I'm a little surprised that there wasn't the cost cutting measures of shooting POV scenes or inserting lesbian, blowjob, or solo scenes in the middle (which we might see in a sequel), but did notice the cost cutting measure of not including any anal in the movie. Although I'm not sure this one's worth the full purchase, How to Make a Cheap Porno is fun and hot enough that it's definitely worth a rental, and a movie that should be enjoyed just as much whether you're a couple looking for something to start off a sexy night or a stroker looking to relieve themselves to hot chicks.

The Extras: The photo gallery lasts about three and a half minutes. There's also trailers, cumshot recaps, and commercials.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: It's a very strong rental!

Note to 3rd Degree: This movie was a lot of fun. I can't help but think that there were some very fun outtakes here, so the lack of a blooper or behind the scenes featurette really stood out here.

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