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How To Be a Ladies Man

Studio: Zero Tolerance
Category:  Comedy , Instructional
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Overall Rating 4 stars
How To Be a Ladies Man overall rating 4 stars
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Sex How To Be a Ladies Man Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
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Reviewed by Jake Blade  on  3/2/2010
The boys form Popporn are back with another cutting edge romantic comedy, and mercifully there are no lame performances from Kate Hudson or Matthew McConaughey to endure for the thrill of tits and ass. In a cross between Frank T.J. Mackey, and the man with the golden arm Kenny Powers, Spock Buckton has run the straighteners through the hair to play a highly intelligent and driven self-help merchant who has developed a range of pussy gettiní techniques for those living in a clam-less desert. The comedy is fun and thankfully Bockton and Brian Bangs have not been castrated by PC politics when it comes to composing a gag filled and sexually entertaining script. With the help of a few porn gals that can actually perform in front of the camera when the clothes are on, How To Be A Ladies Man will no doubt garner further attention from AVN, and importantly pave the way for more alcohol fuelled party times for the Popporn entourage in Vegas come January. But enough of the porno propaganda, as thankfully there are no illusions of grandeur or ambitions of crossover mainstream work among the starlets here, so when the trousers are off and the night tools need to be serviced Sara Sloane, Monique Alexander and Isis Taylor get down on their knees and do what they do best.

Bobbi Starr
The obo might be Bobbiís specialty by trade but ticket sales to her skin flute show sell through the roof. The bushed one is a porno darling and she has adjusted her hair style with a cute bob happening here, but Anthony Rosanoís attention is of a more ass-centric nature. All Bobbiís work is quality, she knows how to slop up a blow job, can ride a cock with energy, and is more than willing to get on her knees and spread the sweet cheeks for a bit of backdoor boning. There seems to be a good rapport between these two performers, and although itís not a scene filled with extreme antics, like a lot of Bobbiís work, it is very chic the way she gives up her puss and ass on the couch here.

Kimberly Kane
The Popporn favourite has a rather nonchalant demeanour and sleepy eyes, but when the trousers are dropped and the sloop is pointing skyward Kimberly definitely likes to be given the inches. Rocco Reed is the lucky prick who gets to slip this tasty wench the beef, and judging by the teeth on the heavily solariumed unit he has never had a glass of red wine, coffee, or cigarette in his life. The sex is solid, and Kimberly likes to kiss, but this rendezvous couldnít be considered energetic or adventurous. If you are into hyperactive rants and raves this will leave you displeased, as it is far more similar to a good ride you would have on a lazy Sunday when kicking back on the couch with a fuck buddy. While Kimberly is very laid back, every now and then she sucks the cock or kisses her co-star like she means it, so even though there is no theatrics to her routine she definitely enjoys being penetrated by a man, and any girl that takes it in the ass is already better than most of the other porn actresses that donít.

Sara Sloane
By contrast Sara Sloane is a fireball. For those that have a life and are not up with the forums and message boards, she is the fuck artist formerly known as Sara Vandella. Once Mark Wood takes off his jeans the blonde bombshell is all over the cock like a cheap suit, deep throating, moaning and sticking her pussy and ass out like she wants someone to eat it. Her cheeky wink at the camera while she has a mouthful of cock with tears running down her face is some of the sexiest work in the movie. The girl is definitely a performer and she has the camera in mind throughout the scene, but luckily for the strokers she has the acting chops and sexual charisma to pull it off. Wood dishes out a decent pounding and so he should, out in the real word Sara would have you powerfully thrusting to the point of a coronary when she bends over and gives you the green light. Amazingly it appears that Wood is struggling to find inspiration for the money shot towards the end of this scene, so he might be in need of new contacts or laser surgery, but it is still a good fuck session to watch.

Isis Taylor
Whatever the mix is in Isis Taylorís bloodlines itís a great one, and her beauty makes Tony Flush and James Deenís comedic repertoire sufferable. But beauty and body are only part of her charm as when its romance time she sucks cock like she needs crack money. The shadows of the set are a bit frustrating early, but it is still easy to see that ball sucking is an art that not enough girls possess. The lip work however is only prelude as Isis has enough in the trunk to make a heathen prey, and even Deen is inspired by this backdoor beauty to chew on her outstanding crack. The quality of her booty makes this a turnaround affair early, but when she is on her back her juicy natural rack also warrants attention. Isis is just an overall quality unit who knows how to bring the energy to the fuck action. Obvious lasting impressions are that itís a pity James Deen isnít a talented actor with a push for him to crossover into mainstream movies, as then we wouldnít have to endure the irritation of this mumbling, pale faced idiots performances.

Monique Alexander
Monique is one hot little number, and fortunately no longer labouring under Vividís demands. Instead it appears she is taking her career to a new level by working with some serious gonzo directors. The cute blonde is petite, has a tight rig with perky tits, and a set of front teeth that would impress your mother, so watching her squirm on an uncovered cock is happy times. This little scenario has her picked up at a bar by Tommy Gun, but in reality that joker with his over tanned and manscaped body, black leather vest, and rug that looks as if its been stolen from someoneís lounge room floor, would only find romance at the Blue Oyster Bar. But sometimes in life you have to sift through the shit to get to the hits, so Gunn must be tolerated for a sampling of Monique. The pussy-ass combo is finely maintained and itís hard to fathom that Gunn is still flaccid after diving face first for a sniff of that lovely crack. Apart from Moniqueís general hotness and cock working ability, if you are paying attention you will notice her nipples stick out like .22 bullets, literally screaming out for a twistiní the whole scene. She obviously enjoys the disco stick action, and her work is a gift that just keeps on giving.

In Closing
As far as sexual comedies go this is a good one. Bangs and Buckton have managed to come up with a funny concept, and the wittiness and charm of the storyline donít intrude on the sex. They have put together an impeccable cast, and with the help of Mike Quasar and Zero Tolerance the porn side of things is of a typical high standard with quality camera angles and good energy. Zero Tolerance seem to be active in their brand development, signing super hotties Sara Sloane and Kagney Lynn Karter to contracts and continually pumping out well packaged and diverse material at a time when others seem to be resting on their reputation. Quasarman appears to be an intelligent and jovial bloke, and is quite easily contacted on the ADT forums if you have a suggestion or question about his work. But cheap shot merchants should be wary when giving criticisms, as several oxygen thief fan boys have been bent over and turned into cyber-bitches by this manís sharp retorts. This is definitely worth a few investment dollars as a purchase or rental proposition, as there is plenty of fuck for the buck and a few gags tossed in which may help you persuade your girlfriend to watch. The added bonus being you could add a little Bobbi Starr to her bedroom repertoire. And if you are into bonus laughs there are a few added gems on the extras menu.

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