This film, written by John Chapman, is about a pizza parlor managed by John Holmes, that is in a struggle with a chicken franchise, owned by bad guy Paul Thomas.
Paul and company have hired Inspector blackie, played by John Seeman, to intimidate the employees of Country Girls Pizza, in an effort to run the pizza parlor out of business.
John and Anchovy (Desiree) are conducting an interview regarding the employment of Anchovy at the pizza parlor. Of couse, the interview would not be complete in a porn title without sex between the two. John boinks Anchovy in the missionary position, while atop a kid's mechanical pony, as it's running. She then takes him in her mouth, in a valiant effort to pleasure his ten inches. John gives her a decent facial to end the scene.
With each pizza delivered by the sexy pizza girls, an extra service is provided, depending on what type of toppings requested.Scene two Gino (Candida Royale) delivers the first pizza to Richard Pacheco.
She takes off her top and takes him in her mouth.
Scene three Shaky (Lauren Dominique) delivers her pizza to bad guys Paul Thomas and Spender Travis, with a 3 - way on the side.
Scene four Anchovy (Desiree Cousteau) delivers her first pizza to Carl Regal. She's not wearing any bottoms, while seated on a kitchen table. A nice, natural light is coming in from a large window behind her, framing her pretty face. Carl is seated between her thighs. He's trying to yodel in her canyon, but, she keeps up a banter, causing a delay. The scenes cut back and forth between the three pizza girls.
Scene five Shaky (Lauren Dominique) delivers a pizza to a horny housewife, played by Vicky Lindsay.
Shaky enters the house, drops to her knees, pulls open the horny housewife's nightgown, gives her head, causing the horny housewife an orgasm in nine seconds! Right. The fact is, the only person ever able to to satisfy a woman in nine seconds is Colonel Sanders.
Scene six Poor Shaky is attacked (off camera) by The San Francisco Night Chicken! She returns, covered in feathers, to the pizza parlor. John explains to the pizza girls what's going on. He pledges to watch out for the girls from now on.
Scene seven John, Gino and Celeste have a 3 - way. Paul, Spender and Richard continue to plot against the pizza parlor by giving Inspector blackie ten thousand dollars to destroy the pizza business.
Scene eight Inspector blackie is leaving his apartment when he meets the lovely Anchovy (Desiree Cousteau) in the hallway.
Anchovy has a cute, short bobbed haircut, a white-colored top and a pair of red - colored, French - cut panties. She invites Inspector blackie into her apartment for some pizza. The scene cuts to her bedroom. They have finished eating the pizza and are sitting on her bed. Anchovy banters away with her Southern accent. She cuddles up to Inspector blackie, rubbing his chest. He's very shy. She discovers that he is not wearing anything under his trench coat. She takes off her top, revealing her nice 34 D - sized breasts. That gets John going. He pulls off her panties. The scene cuts. She takes John in her mouth. She mounts him in the cowgirl position. Her vocals are hilarious, when she says, "you're great! you're terrific! you're wonderful!". She manages to turn the shy, introverted Inspector blackie into a very happy fellow. He's smiling now. Good for her. He bangs her doggie style, then missionary. He pulls out and fills her belly button with his load.
Scene nine Celeste (Christine DeShaffer) delivers a pizza and some anal sex to Paul Thomas. He makes a couple of hilarious "stink faces" while he's doin' Celeste.
The San Francisco Night Chicken strikes again, attacking (off - camera) both Shaky and Celeste.
It is possible, that Inspector blackie and The San Francisco Night Chicken are one and the same.
The story ends with Inspector blackie and Anchovy falling in love. He uses the ten thousand dollars to purchase a new car. Together, he and Anchovy drive away to a honeymoon in Niagra Falls. As they drive away, the California license plate reveals a registration for 1978.