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Horny Poles 3

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Joe Shaver's ratings for Horny Poles 3:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Horny Poles 3 overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Horny Poles 3 Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks Horny Poles 3 Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Horny Poles 3 Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Horny Poles 3 Plot/Acting rating 1 star
Extras Horny Poles 3 DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Horny Poles 3 A/V Quality rating 1.5 stars
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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  4/22/2006
Jarek Piegus, a young guy with a mop of unruly light hair on his head and a smattering of the same on his soft undefined chest is perusing a magazine and stroking his average dick as something that sounds obnoxiously like country and western music blares forth. Putting the magazine aside, he strokes faster, but doesn’t cum. Instead he seems to drift off into dreamland.

He imagines two guys getting it on in a seemingly passionate encounter. Seemingly passionate because despite frantic sucking the dick in question doesn’t get hard. Somehow—we don’t see how—the sucker himself ends up with a stiff dick which the other one sits down on, pounding his own cock to climax. Just as the scene got interesting with the fucker about to suck the scummy cock of the cummer we hear a phone ring and are back with the dreamer.

Jarek’s phone call invites him to an interview for a job (presumably in porn). He heads off to the office.

Before he gets there we cut to the office where two cuties are getting it on. As they’ve unwisely photographed this scene before a window, the glare casts the pair in shadow and thus obscures our view of them. Haply they move away from the window and our view improves. I like both of these guys. The sucker rides the other's cock—apparently bareback.

When Jarek arrives the office is deserted and he spends the time perusing some photos. An older guy—the oldest here—enters and immediately goes for Jarek’s crotch. Soon they are swapping tongues. Jarek gets a tongue bath, a blowjob, and his ass eaten out and fucked. Jarek also does a pretty good job sucking the older dude’s pubeless cock before he takes it up the ass. A condom is used. Once again poor lighting at some points hampers a scene.
Needless to say Jarek gets the job and so invites a friend over to help him with the script. The friend appears nude with a raging hard-on. He has a chunky build and the face of a bulldog but—unlike the others so far—has a cock that’s raring to go. He sits beside Jarek on the bed and Jarek sucks the proffered penis. They sixty-nine and the next thing we know a cock is in Jarek’s ass.

Jarek arrives at work with his friend in tow. Jarek given lengthy instructions on how to use a camera by the dude who fucked him. We never see them again. Well, we do see Jarek but….
We jump instead to the best looking guy in the film—Przemek. As we shall see this stud is so nicely built and so sexually agreeable that I’d take the trouble to learn how to pronounce his name. Przemek, wearing a red coat, enters where a man wearing an identical red coat sits behind a desk. Przemek hands the guy his resume and is ushered into another room like a boardroom where there is a large table. There the employer strips Przemek to reveal that scrumptious body. This stud also has a fine suckable fucktool. As the employer begins undressing himself he has trouble getting off his shirt as he forgot to undo the buttons at the wrists. I’m sure it’s a goof, but it‘s OK as it gives the impression he’s overly anxious to get down to the business of getting his mouth on Przemek’s dick. (I would be!) Przemek briefly sucks the employer’s cock. Suddenly we jump cut to Przemek lying on the table. The employer is sucking his cock, but some anonymous cock is fucking Przemek's ass???? We never see the guy’s face! Who is it? Was the director not able to control himself and jumped in? (That's conceivable.) A knock is heard on the door and another guy peeps into the room. He excuses himself and is about to leave but the employer tells him to come on in. We see him stripping off his clothes in the background. The employer feeds his dick to the newcomer as the anonymous guy continues to fuck Przemek. We cut to Przemek now leaning over the table beside the newcomer. Both are waiting to get fucked. We get a close-up of two cocks going into the two ass holes. The camera pulls back and we see the boss (whom I thought was fucking the newcomer) is now fucking Przemek. (I was sure they started off the other way.) The newcomer and Przemek now suck off their fuckers. This could have been a great scene with proper continuity and editing. But instead it was a fucking mess!
The phone rings and we’re back to square one with Jarek getting the phone call and jumping up and down. However the director enters and tells him to tone it down. So was this all just a dream? Perhaps, a nightmare. Perhaps just a poorly plotted Polish film.


Once again these Polish films show potential but not much polish. I found the sex better here than in the other one I viewed. But the film itself was all rather haphazard and inexpert. And incidentally (which is probably not surprising) the guys on the cover aren’t in the film!



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