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Honeymoaners, The: A XXX Parody

Studio: DreamZone Entertainment
Category:  Comedy , Feature film
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T0MBOne's ratings for Honeymoaners, The: A XXX Parody:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Honeymoaners, The: A XXX Parody overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Honeymoaners, The: A XXX Parody Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Honeymoaners, The: A XXX Parody Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Honeymoaners, The: A XXX Parody Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Honeymoaners, The: A XXX Parody Plot/Acting rating 1.5 stars
Extras Honeymoaners, The: A XXX Parody DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Honeymoaners, The: A XXX Parody A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  11/30/2011
Knock-offs and parodies of The Honeymooners TV show have been around for eons. The Flintstones cartoon is a knock-off of The Honeymooners. John Leslie played The Honeymooner's lead character, Ralph, in a classic porn version of the '50s TV comedy. (Click on T0MBOne above for a review) So, 2011 rolls around and with parodies rampant, Dream Zone Entertainment and director Lee Roy Meyers deliver THE HONEYMOANERS with Peter O' Tool as Ralph and a pretty good cast of XXX performers.

O' Tool's Ralph lumbers around this parody and delivers a few of the usual "bang zoom" lines but that's about it. His character gets to fuck his wife Alice (Kristina Rose) for the finale but the guy that plays Ed Norton (Anthony Rosano) does the fucking for this closing POV scene.

THE HONEYMOANERS attempts about 12 minutes of plot then fills the rest of the nearly 2 hour running time with sex scenes that are well-staged and shot by director Lee Roy Meyers but add nothing to the comic tone of the parody. In other words, the parody stuff complete with a lame laugh track stops so that characters can get down to sucking and fucking in sex scenes nearly as long as an episode of the original show. Wide screen. No condoms used.

Below is a review of the feature on disc 1 and the extras on disc 2.

---Disc 1---

Ralph gets an invite to appear on the $69,000 Question and overhears the topic for the show's upcoming broadcast. He leaves the stage so that the host and hostess can stop what they're doing to suck and fuck.

(Lily LeBeau as the hostess looks perfect here and her straight sex encounter with Rocco Ree that includes some upright doggy is the best thing on this DVD whether it's this version or the black and white version that's on disc 2---!!! 1/2)

Ralph heads for home where Alice gets in a lame one liner and Ralph delivers a "bang zoom" then action shifts to Ed and Trixie's apartment where Norton "motorboats" her.

(Anthony Rosano is a pretty greasy looking Norton and Aiden Starr is all wrong as Trixie. Nice titty fuck moments are the best thing about this overly long straight sex encounter with a cum shot landing on her boobs---!!)

Norton gets in a "Ralphie boy" before the duo head upstairs to learn about the quiz show topic: sex. They sit off to the side while watching a neighbor pleasure herself.

(Beautiful Misty Stone fingers herself then plunges a pink dildo into her pussy as the boys look on. This short solo from Misty gets a !!!)

Norton hires some other neighbors to come over and show Ralph something about sex. Alice lands lame one-liners and Ralph gets in a "to the moon, Alice" response.

(Cute Katie St. Ives with black hair and matching pumps sucks and fucks Bill Bailey on a table with a red and white checkered table cloth. Nice cowgirl leads to Katie bent over the table for doggy then she drops to her knees for a fine facial finisher---!!!)

Ralph gets in a "hemma, hemma, hemma" before he fails to correctly answer the quiz show question then a "baby, you're the greatest" before sucking and fucking Alice on the purple couch that he had won for them.

(Anthony Rosano is the stunt cock in this POV scene with Kristina Rose sucking and fucking him on and around the purple couch. The opening POV twat suck is a bit odd but the rest is a more typical POV sex scene except for the pronounced "Ralphie" gut that's often in view. Foot fuck moments lead to fine cowgirl and reverse cowgirl in the couch. An over head shot takes care of the mish fucking that leads to a light facial topped off with Kristina getting in a "oh, honey, you're the best" line---!!!)

---Disc 2---

Bloopers---3 Minutes (Yawn)

BTS---18 minutes (Watch this BTS and discover just how clueless the cast is about The Honeymooners. The make-up guy at least knew something as he worked on Ralph in the chair. Anthony and Aiden do some post scene twat sucking for those who care)

THE HONEYMOANERS, Ralph sex sounds---a minute (Listen for these sounds when re-watching the Kristina Rose sex scene)

THE HONEYMOANERS, non-sex in color---12 minutes (A real episode of The Honeymooners lasts more than two times the length of the non sex stuff in this weak parody)

THE HONEYMOANERS, black and white version---nearly 2 hours (Most younger folks hate watching stuff in black and white so I'm speaking to the older folks reading this review. The Lily LeBeau sex scene is even better in black and white---!!!!---as her pearly white bod with great hair, make-up and wonderful boobs jump out a bit more here. The rest is so-so)

Photo Gallery, non-sex---10 minutes (OK)

Photo Gallery, sex---9 minutes (OK)

More Fun, Phone Fun, Free DVD Offer (Who cares?)

4 Dream Zone Trailers (Including that crappy FACTS OF LIFE parody---click on T0MBOne for a review)

So, THE HONEYMOANERS: A XXX PARODY (2011, Dream Zone Entertainment) is yet another head scratcher parody. Who in the younger audience has even seen the original show? The performers mostly haven't. I love the old show but this parody gets in a few familiar lines then stops so that folks can fuck and suck with out the laugh track. With her perfect frame and fine '50s look, Lily LeBeau is the main reason to pick up this otherwise weak parody stuffed to the gills with sex scenes that bring the comedy elements to a total halt.

So, THE HONEYMOANERS is chock full of moan but missing comic honey and gets !! 1/2 outta !!!!!



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