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Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 1

Studio: Kick Ass
Category:  Freak , Straight
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RLD Fiend's ratings for Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 1:
Overall Rating 3 stars
Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 1 overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 1 Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 1 Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 1 Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 1 Plot/Acting rating 2 stars
Extras Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 1 DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 1 A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by RLD Fiend  on  5/29/2005

Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy

Studio: Kick Ass
Director: Rod Fontana
Year: 2004

Feature Time: 2:01:59

Extras: Bloopers and Trailers (0:14:12)

Starring:
Violet Blue (Cover Girl)
Kelly Wells
Desire Moore
Mandy Bright
Destiny DeVille

Themes: Straight Sex

Cover Quote: "You See it, But Can You Believe it?"

Have you ever wanted to see some girl's vulva artificially inflated to extreme freak-show dimensions and then fucked? Then this is certainly the disc for you. Since I first saw Violet Blue's insanely swollen pussy in the ad for this movie in AVN, I was amazed and disturbed at the same time. Needless to say, I had to see this new innovation called the "pussy pump" from the company Kick Ass which inflated her vagina to since unheard-of dimensions.

Director Rod Fontana plays a kind of doctor who comes in to help the girls pump up their pussies in every scene. The pump itself is a big suction cup thing, maybe five inches in diameter, that fits over the girl's entire vulva and pulls everything up into the bubble of the suction cup when pumped. It's a sight to see, with female genitalia getting extremely red and swollen. The whole disc is focused on the pussy; the formula is pump, lick, and fuck, with very little anal sex and the cumshot generally occurring on the girl's distended vaginas.

Scene 1: Violet Blue and a guy

Violet Blue is the cover girl; she's a slim brunette with blonde highlights who is extremely cute. Her pussy also seems to respond well to the constant inflation and stays unimaginably swollen the entire time. Rod comes in and places the pump on her pussy and inflates it. Her red pussy lips extend to fill the entire bubble of the pussy pump. It's an amazing sight to behold. Violet stays super-swollen too, unlike some of the other girls in the film whose genitals quickly return to normal after pumping.

Her pussy truly inflates to eye-popping proportions. The guy she is with licks her swollen lips and clit for a while before fucking her in doggy and piledriver. He eventually blows an incredibly good one all over Violet's swollen pussy lips. The novelty of the pussy pump was cool, but other than that there's not much going on in the scene. Violet Blue was very cute, though, and her amazingly elastic vagina inflated the best and stayed that way; I guess that's why she got the cover!

Scene 2: Mandy Bright and Rod Fontana + another guy

Mandy Bright is a tall, veteran Hungarian performer who is hard-working and appears in a ton of gonzo movies. Unfortunately I've never been too attracted to her, but I know she has tons of fans worldwide. She's tall, tan, and has a pretty hairy pussy that's about to be pumped. Rod comes in wearing his cheesy doctor's outfit and helps the guy inflate Mandy's already fat pussy lips.

Unfortunately the pumping does not "take" very well and soon Mandy's vulva returns to normal. She briefly sucks the guy off while Rod Fontana eats her out. This was a pretty normal b/b/g scene because Mandy's pussy didn't really get too swollen. The guys do anal and DP on her in cowgirl. One guy comes in her pussy and they use the pussy pump to vacuum-suck it out of there. Rod for some reason comes on the outside of the pussy pump. The sight of the cum getting sucked out of Mandy and filling the bubble of the pussy pump along with her swollen vag was a pretty exciting sight.

Scene 3: Desire Moore and Tony Tedeschi

Desire is a very good-looking blonde girl with long, straight hair. I haven't seen her in many movies but she made a good impression on me in Vertigo's "F to the A 2." She sits on a chair and pumps her pussy up. It fills the bubble and is pretty impressive when it's fully extruded. Nothing like Violet's swollen magnificence though. Tony licks her fat pussy and fucks it in doggy-style before blowing all over her vagina for an external creampie.

Scene 4: Destiny DeVille and a guy

Next up is Destiny DevIlle, a sultry, brown-skinned Hispanic hottie with seductive eyes. She gets the full pussy pump treatment but it doesn't really work; instead she gets just her clitoris enlarged to a ridiculous and enormous size with a small tube. It's crazy just how big and red the thing gets. Destiny gets vaginally screwed in missionary and doggy before the guy blows into her mouth, which drips down onto her chest.

Scene 5: Kelly Wells and a guy outside

Kelly's a newbie who I just saw do a tantalizing double anal in Steve Holmes' "Anal Cum Addicts" for PXP. There's no anal here, but in the cute Kelly's scene outside she'll get her pussy attended to. She sits on a lounge chair outside and Rod helps her inflate her vagina. It works pretty well and her lips swell up to moderate size. She fingers herself while sucking the guy's dick. He humps her on the chair for a while and blows on her red, abused genitalia. Kelly was very cute but there wasn't a whole lot of heat going on in her scene.

If you were expecting to see any anal or other extreme gonzo action here, you'll be disappointed; this one is all about the pussy. The pussy pump was a novel idea and I must say I really enjoyed seeing the girls' genitals in their pumped up, freakishly inflated glory. It's just something primal, like a baboon's swollen red ass in heat... you will not be able to look away. Beyond the novelty of that, there's not a whole lot here. Rod Fontana's acting turn as a crazed pussy-pumping doctor ("Dr. Pump") wore thin very quickly.

Destiny's crazily swollen clitoris was a sight to see, as was the cum getting vacuum-pumped out of Mandy's vagina. Violet, Kelly, and Desire all obviously had the right equipment for the job, because their pussies get seriously swollen up. "Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy" is pretty much a freak-show novelty, though, that will majorly turn on some viewers, but may not have universal pervert appeal. There's not enough hardcore action to attract the average raincoater without the "pussy-pumping" gimmick. Take a look at the cover; if you like what you see, then you may want to add this one to your collection.



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