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Honey, I Blew Everybody

Studio: Midnight
Category:  Straight
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astroknight's ratings for Honey, I Blew Everybody:
Overall Rating 1 star
Honey, I Blew Everybody overall rating 1 star
Female Looks Honey, I Blew Everybody Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Honey, I Blew Everybody Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Honey, I Blew Everybody Sex rating 1.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Honey, I Blew Everybody Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Honey, I Blew Everybody DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Honey, I Blew Everybody A/V Quality rating 1/2 star
Worth$2.99
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/21/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 71 min. (NOTE: The IAFD lists this title as having a running time of 76 min., so I'm not sure if the DVD version has been edited from the original.)

Production Date: 4 / 14 / 1992

Director: C. B. DeVille

Cast: Brande Alexandre, Chaz Vincent, Heather Lere, Janet Jacme, Melanie Moore, Tiffany Mynx, Bob Tyler, Jerry Butler, Julian St. Jox, Nick East, Todd Alexander (listed here as Dizzy Blonde), Tony Tedeschi, and Wayne Summers

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I'm not a fan of oral movies, but something about this one drew me in. I'm not sure what to expect.

Initial Reaction: It has a few decent moments, but the poor technical aspects really hold it back.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to see a few well known classic porn babes sucking cock

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a movie where you can clearly see the action

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a lot to be desired. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, but the music is very overbearing. The video is presented in the full screen format and the major problem with the release. It has a little more grain than I normally expect from early nineties porn, but the lighting leaves a lot to be desired. Every scene is dark, and it isn't even sensible dark as Melanie's back alley blowjob is brighter than Tiffany's office oral.

Music: The music is overbearing and annoying, just as many remember early nineties porn music being.

Menus: The main menu is very simple, and just gives a closeup of the cover still with the choices. The chapter menu is very generic, and just let you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number. Oddly, it and the other menus don't give you the option of going back to the main menu.

The Feature

Jerry's determined to have the best newspaper around. He doesn't care if the people he has his eye on gives interviews or not, he wants his girls to get the interviews no matter what it takes. Here, no matter what it takes involves a lot of cocksucking.

Scene 1 Tiffany Mynx and Jerry Butler

After sending his reporters out, Jerry has secretary Tiffany sent in to relieve some of his stress with a little dick-tation. She struts over in her little red dress and drops to her knees in front of him before they pull out his cock so she can work it over orally. Tiffany mixes in plenty of tongue action, some great eyes, and a little stroking as well as lots of throat action for Jerry. Finally she lets him cum all around her mouth as well as in it so she can play with it and blow bubbles.

This isn't too bad of a scene. It screams the early nineties with it's low lighting and loud obnoxious music, but that just can't hold Tiffany back. She does a great job sucking Jerry's cock, and does a great job with the throat action as well as the facial. I wasn't expecting much from this scene, and enjoyed it more than I expected.



Scene 2 Heather Lere and a guy

Blonde Heather heads to the jail for her interview, and after talking for a couple moments ends up on her knees sucking and stroking the guy behind bars. She stands up to show him her tits before dropping back down and sucking him until he pops in and around her mouth.

This is a very forgettable scene. There's almost a hint of chemistry between Heather and the guy, but it's so dark that you can barely see most of the scene. Heather looks to give a good hummer, but you just can't tell that well here. This is a very disappointing scene.



Scene 3 Tiffany Mynx and Tony Tedeschi

Tiffany returns, this time to take on Tony on a fire escape. They start out with him mostly undressed with his cock in her mouth as she licks and sucks her way around him. Finally she takes his pop in and around her mouth with a nasty smile before blowing a few bubbles and sucking the last bit out.

Ironically, this scene pretty much sucks. Yes, Tiffany looks to do a great job mouthing Tony's manhood, but the scene is overly dark and the camera angles go between being too close to being so far away you can't see anything. This scene helps to show why the remote was such a great invention.



Scene 4 Melanie Moore and Wayne Summers

Cute blonde Melanie heads to the stage to try for an interview with Wayne. He's adamant about not making any exceptions to his no interview rule until she starts sucking a finger and running it around his crotch. She drops down to suck him, and mixes in plenty of throat action and stroking along with some great eyes. Finally she takes a small pop in and around her mouth with a great smile that takes over her eyes as well as her mouth.

This is one of the best scenes in the movie. Melanie looks great, and she gets into the cocksucking nicely. She mixes things up well, and I'm more than thankful that the camera moves around to get a few shots of her shapely ass rather than just concentrating on the cocksucking. This scene might make it to the average mark.



Scene 5 - Brande Alexandre, Chaz Vincent, Heather Lere, Janet Jacme, Tiffany Mynx, Julian St. Jox, Nick East, Todd Alexander, and two more guys

The final scene goes to Oral Gardens for a ringside blowjob contest with the last man standing winning. Janet starts out sucking Julian's cock while Chaz sucks Todd's cock in the other corner with Brandy, Heather, and Tiffany sitting on the edge of the mat and playing with themselves before moving in to suck Nick and a couple more guys. Janet and Brandy get their guys off first, with Chaz working Todd to a nice facial followed by Heather taking a collection of her man's population pudding over her face. Finally, Nick wins the prize by holding out the longest to give Tiffany his facial finish.

By this point I'm not quite sure why I should care about this scene. DeVille wasn't able to handle one on one blowjobs that well, so bringing five of them together just seems like a bad idea. It might have worked with just the action in the ring, but here everything's so cut up that nothing flows and you never get any chemistry. With a decent director this could have been a very good scene, but as it is, it's another dud.



Honey, I Blew... Everybody is a very forgettable oral movie. I'll readily admit that I'm not a big fan of oral movies, but this one has so much holding it back that it just doesn't matter. The lighting is horrible and the camera work is very weak. The girls get into the blowjobs nicely, but they're never really captured well enough to make me feel that I should care about it at all. Melanie Moore and Tiffany Mynx do the best job here, but even their scenes are average at best. Unless you're a major fan of some of the stars, there's no real reason to check out Honey, I Blew... Everybody.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for On the Prowl, Forbidden Farrah, Talk Dirty to Me 12, and Couch Therapy. The photo gallery lasts a little under two minutes with about six seconds per good looking framed photo. There's also commercials, one of which starts out the DVD.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, oral, black, masturbation, and group

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Midnight's DVDs can be found online for between about $9 and $15 with a few stores offering them near the lower end. Aim low here. The movie's very forgettable and even some of the highly reliable girls are just okay here. The technical aspects are also very poor and there's no real effort put into the extras. Pass this one by.

Note to Midnight Video: I know this is an old release, but even comparing it to a lot of what was being released in a comparable time this one fell short.

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